"Watch your back gov patterson?" written by Paul on estrip.org

04/09/09 10:39 - ID#48332

Watch your back gov patterson?

Are they threatening him or saying how important PEF is?

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: work

04/07/09 01:04 - 29ºF - ID#48313

freakin snowing; I just finsihed work

I just finished working for today at 1:00am. I think everything works as planned for tomorrow. I worked at home today because my apple crapbook pro is broken. Getting everything up and running in fedora only took about a half hour. I love linux.

The rest of the day was spent on new development and documentation.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: poetry

04/05/09 09:48 - 46ºF - ID#48300

Sprinkle-Sparkle

Elementary school Poetry by Paul Visco

Sprinkle is like snow.
Sparkle is like gold.
Sprinkle is soft as cotton,
Sparkle is as shiny as the sun.

Sprinkle is very soft.
Sparkle is very glittery.
Sparkle is sometimes hard.
Sprinkle is sometimes soft.

I like both sprinkle and sparkle.

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Words: 53
Location: Buffalo, NY

04/05/09 01:21 - ID#48297

72 hours of computerless drama

So it turns I do have one of the piece of shit Santa rosa defective
graphics cards and to make it apple awesome they of course don't have
the part in store. That despite the fact the fuckers only sell like
four computers and the problem is a known issue. You think they would
have the foresight to have the part in stock. They told me I could
expect a turn around of about 72 hours.

Tomorrow is the launch of a very important piece of software. This is
going to be real fun without my computer, argh.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: hair

04/05/09 11:43 - ID#48293

The thin stache

I think I have now tried every combo of facial hair. This is the
ugliest one. I don't think it will last very long.

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Words: 31
Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: marriage

04/04/09 09:44 - 40ºF - ID#48286

1955 g. housekeeping guide 4 a good wife

I was searching for internet brides just to see what was out there when I found this guide to being a good wife on goodwife.com

While it sound like a dream for me, I can't believe there is any women who truly would follow this.

So far all I get is number three. The second and fifth last one's is outrageous.

From Housekeeping Monthly, 13 May, 1955.

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.

During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.

Be happy to see him.

Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

Don't greet him with complaints and problems.

Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.

Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

A good wife always knows her place.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: trends

04/04/09 08:49 - ID#48284

Slanties in the eighties

We are watching "big trouble in little china" with Kim Catrall and kirk douglas on TV and during one of the fight scenes some Asian fighter came out with slanties on. (e:matthew) was right they had slanties in the eighties.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: broken

04/04/09 07:39 - 40ºF - ID#48283

Fucked up neck and computer

My neck and my laptop broke today. All of sudden on both instances. Like the last time there was cold wind on my shoulder and I I was plumbing. It was exactly the same accept instead of wind it was a fan and instead of plumbing it was the shoulder machine at the gym. It had been resolve since I went to the chiropractor in january of 07. That is a long time and then now I can't look to the right again. Maybe I should go back.

So when I got home and checked my macbook pro - it had died. The sleep light stays lit and no screen internal or external. It had some other graphic card problems recently. I think it suffers from this:

This really sucks because I have a serious, serious product launch on monday morning. Thank god (e:jim) turned me onto svn and I have a mac I can work from at home. I made an appointment to try and get it fixed at the apple store but you all know how slow that can be if they don't have the part.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: food

04/04/09 03:28 - ID#48281

Saigon bangkok on niagara falls blvd

(E:matthew) and I went to Saigon bangkok on Niagara Falls blvd for lunch
but it was all boarded up. Turns out they had a fire in the kitchen ;(

So we headed over to the other location on transit and main.
Everything seems great but they don't have the crab and aspagus soup ;(

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: food

04/01/09 11:06 - ID#48259

Suck on this martha stewart

Tonight after the gym I decided to cook my Cornish game hens. I
didn't have strings to tie the legs and after putting butter under the
skin it was kind of hangin open. I decided to tie the legs with
dandelion stems. How is that for going green?

On an unrelated note: on the way out of the lockerroom I walked in on
two hot, young, in shape lesbians making out. To bad it was wasted on
gay me and not some straight guy who dreams about that.

metalpeter writes at 06:59:56 04/02/09 - Comment #47252: Well the guy fantasy is more two Bisexaul Ladies then Lesbians. Let me explain before someone gets upset or bashes me. Two Lesbians there is no chance to join it, it is all about watching. But with bisexual girls there is a chance that one or both of them wants a boy (you) to come help them out. But see here is where things to me get kinda weird to me at least. Watching something in a movie or in a magazine and in person is very different. In a movie it is very hot. But in person two girls who are with each other is more cute, see they are real people not a fantasy. I was at a fetish event at Club Diablo and saw two girls eat each other out, yes they where both looking pretty hot at the time. I was very surprised to see that, but my reacation wasn't the same as to a movie. Yes I watched of course . But I think in person some where you know that they are only into each other and don't care about you or any other guy at that point in time, If they would have asked I'm sure there is something I could have done but they where really into each other.

ON a side note (e:pual) where is the video, Ha. When I saw it I didn't even think to try and get pictures, besides it was kinda dark and a flash might have caused some trouble.

ajay writes at 12:13:47 04/02/09 - Comment #47245: I came here looking for some Martha Stewart porn, went away disappointed...

joshua writes at 12:09:51 04/02/09 - Comment #47244: It is incredibly tough being a twin, competing for nutrition, attention, oxygen, etc. - Hehe.

(e:drew) - Tina Fey... man. Who wouldn't?

drew writes at 11:59:39 04/02/09 - Comment #47243: Sorry. It must be tough, being a twin.

jason writes at 11:08:08 04/02/09 - Comment #47241: (e:Drew) - not to nitpick, but it wasn't me. Now that I'm here though....I've always fancied Portia DeRossi. I've always thought she was so beautiful.

drew writes at 10:59:03 04/02/09 - Comment #47240: you have an iphone paul, use it--for more than chickens.

(e:jason), Tina Fey isn't a lesbian, but often gets mistaken for one on 30 Rock, and she is one of my favorite women in the world--does that count?

Liz: What made you think I was gay?
Jack: Your shoes.
Liz: Well, I'm straight.
Jack: Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.

james writes at 10:12:39 04/02/09 - Comment #47238: Why do I have an urge to stuff chickens now?

paul writes at 10:08:17 04/02/09 - Comment #47236: Those chickens are not roasted yet - that's pre-roasted.

zobar writes at 09:10:12 04/02/09 - Comment #47233: I think you uploaded the wrong photo. All I see is a couple roasted chickens tied with dandelion stems. Please correct.

- Z

joshua writes at 09:09:32 04/02/09 - Comment #47232: Every year during the pride parade Cupid plays cruel and unusual jokes on me. I get struck with an arrow seeing a pretty girl, only to realize that she's a lesbian and I have no shot. I have to say, it's a weird feeling, hehe. Luckily for me though, the world is full of beautiful girls I have a shot with, so I suppose I shouldn't complain too much. So who is the hottest lesbian on earth? That is my question.