"Dear Church of the Ascension 2" written by Paul on estrip.org

08/21/10 12:25 - 79.ºF - ID#52485

Dear Church of the Ascension 2

Why can't these stupid fucks park like normal people. You cannot expand your driveway into a parking lot without going through the proper channels. Especially when you are using my driveway to make it possible. It just looks looks so trashy with cars parked on the lawn.

The people parking can't even figure out how to maximize the space they have. Like how is the black car going to get out.

Here you get to find out how.

If you really don't think parking on the grass is an issue, why don't you park on your giant parking lot on North Street?

Another one just did the same thing, but even worse. When we had multiple cars we would just move so the other person could get out. Instead, they do this.

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Location: Buffalo, NY
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Category: linwood

08/20/10 08:28 - 71.ºF - ID#52483

Three more windows complete

Finally completed the left three windows. Only twelve more to go. (e:terry) is now talking about hiring someone to do the tops. I am torn between wanting to ride the cherry picker and not wanting to do any more work.

Its really coming around. In one more year I think the outside might be done.

Well, minus a new brick driveway and wall blocking off the church.

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Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 08/20/10 08:28

Category: food

08/20/10 09:09 - 66.ºF - ID#52479

chilled watermelon soup

(e:samathon86) got this for lunch at Fiddleheads in Allen yesterday. It consists of chilled pureed watermelon, heavy cream and some sort of frozen fruit ball. He said it was real yummy.

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Location: Buffalo, NY
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08/19/10 10:43 - 74.ºF - ID#52474

why can't they park in their driveway

Isn't this illegal?

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Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 08/19/10 10:43

Category: web

08/19/10 10:05 - 74.ºF - ID#52473

More than one kind of th*r

if theyre illegal, there illegal, let them try to become citizens or kick their buts out. (in comments on )

It's so weird to get it almost right and then totally wrong in such close proximity.

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Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 08/19/10 10:05

Category: work

08/18/10 07:20 - 73.ºF - ID#52471

ipad, meet my world

At my work they are talking about getting ipads locked down to citrix running IE only. The freaking piece of crap software does even have touch to type text area capability. That and it force quits all the time.

If we can't have ipads in their native form because of security risks, then why use them at all.

The whole situation is so sad. They might as well also buy ipads to use as cafeteria trays. It would honestly be just as useful. Having an technology is not useful if you cannot use it as intended.

Its like buying people ferraris and then making those people them push them. by hand or pull them by horse to get around campus.

paul writes at 06:22:31 08/20/10 - Comment #57923: Ya, but chrome won't work for things like EMR or etime.

tinypliny writes at 04:06:00 08/20/10 - Comment #57922: That is why I use *cough*chrome*cough* and have stealthily converted 80% of my sizeable office. :-)

paul writes at 01:33:32 08/20/10 - Comment #57921: Ya the problem is lots of the hospital software only runs on IE because the people that programmed them didn't plan for the eventual end of IE domination. Its really a sad state because it forces us to have to program everything against ancient IE. We can't even upgrade to IE8 because of the situation.

metalpeter writes at 01:08:16 08/20/10 - Comment #57918: Here is the thing, I don't know much about computers but even I know that when going with an ipad why don't you use the broswer made by the same company like Safari? How do I know that when I don't have an apple product? You get it from using itunes.... This is just practal knowledge not even common sense or knowing of computers. It would be like if you bought a GM car but said "We are pulling out onstar and adding this service that BMW uses to check on its cars".

carolinian writes at 09:34:02 08/19/10 - Comment #57900: Because, like, IE is known for being a draconian heavily locked down system that will disallow any feature with even the most remote chance of exploitability and the iPad is known for being ridiculously insecure and having 15 years of exploits. It all makes perfect sense!

Seriously, who's in charge of Roswell computer security? A Chimp?

paul writes at 08:58:51 08/18/10 - Comment #57895: Just click on the directory link on the internal site. It will replace the internal site altogether very soon.

libertad writes at 08:07:09 08/18/10 - Comment #57891: I got to see your work when I did the evaluation and signature process. It's funny how hard it is to make a signature with a mouse but it still is almost unmistakeably mine. The weird thing is that I don't know how to get to the part that you can look up other people like you showed me. It doesn't seem linked to the internal home page?

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Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 08/18/10 07:20

Category: tools

08/17/10 09:37 - 74.ºF - ID#52465

I love my chissel

I never realized how much I would need chisselw. Thank goodness I bought like 10 of them during the last few years. I haven't had a change to use the round ones yet.

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Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 08/17/10 09:37

Category: clothes

08/17/10 09:19 - 74.ºF - ID#52464

Your shoes are ghetto...

... when the brand name falls off.

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Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 08/17/10 09:19

Category: pets

08/16/10 01:32 - 78.ºF - ID#52459

Tortoise Returns

We found the tortoise. Well someone found him on main St near north. They picked him up and brought him to a pet store on Massachusetts and Normal. Then they contacted (e:Matthew) via craigslist. I think it was the nephew of the pet store owner that found him.

He did not like the car ride. I think it made him sick as he shit everywhere.

As soon as he got home he ate and went into his borrough. Its a miracle he was not run over. Now to go take down all the signs.

samathon86 writes at 03:57:04 08/17/10 - Comment #57876: so i had emailed ArtVoice to see if we can put an ad in there for a missing pet. They just got back to me with this message:

Sameer,

You can place an ad at no charge by visiting www.artvoice.com

You will place the ad in the classified section under "Lost and Found" in the "Community Billboard" section. Feel free to call the office should you require any additional assistance.

Cordially,

Joseph Fell

Artvoice Classifieds
tel: (716) 881-6124
fax: (716) 881-6682
classified@artvoice.com

This is very cool of them and would have definitely come in handy if Basra had not been found yet. Very cool ArtVoice, very cool indeed!

uncutsaniflush writes at 09:29:59 08/16/10 - Comment #57874: Yay for the kindness of strangers!

matthew writes at 09:00:47 08/16/10 - Comment #57873: I'm putting the tortoise on the naughty step.

bill writes at 07:15:24 08/16/10 - Comment #57867: In the pic of Basra in the vehicle, there appears to be an open bottle of a New Belgium Brewing Company beer. Maybe that's what made him sick. Tortoises shouldn't drink alcohol. ;-) Glad he was found!!!

tinypliny writes at 06:04:01 08/16/10 - Comment #57866: Maybe you should really look into a GPS chip thing now. They used to do that Spooks all the time. :-)

tinypliny writes at 05:58:54 08/16/10 - Comment #57864: It's very lucky that the cars are a LOT more slower on Linwood now (as they ought to be). I hated all that zooming down the streets. It used to be a very dangerous block to cross the street. Not so anymore.

I wonder if some motorist saw him crossing... What would you do if you saw a huge tortoise crossing the road. I bet you would swerve thinking it was a rock or something.

tinypliny writes at 05:55:33 08/16/10 - Comment #57862: That's very happy news! I went past main and north today morning and didn't see him! I was somewhat worried that he would have found a place to hide in the middle of all that digging in front of N.Pearl/North! It's a miracle! He must have crossed the road safely and then navigated all across all that construction and what-not! Brave (and foolish) little Basra!

metalpeter writes at 05:52:24 08/16/10 - Comment #57860: glad he is back after his adventure , hopefully it is his last adventure and that he knows now not to take off like that.......

samathon86 writes at 05:40:59 08/16/10 - Comment #57856: great!! :)

libertad writes at 03:13:50 08/16/10 - Comment #57849: I'm so happy that you got him back! Poor thing. I can't imagine seeing such a large tortoise on Main Street! That would definitely be a WTF moment for me. He looks awful in the car.

heidi writes at 01:33:28 08/16/10 - Comment #57848: Yea!!!!! Welcome home, Basra!!

(That's probably Tango's Pet Store owned by Michelle Giomundo.)

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Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 08/16/10 01:32

Category: pets

08/15/10 04:28 - 83.ºF - ID#52454

Lost Tortoise - North and Linwood

Our pet sulcata tortoise named basra got away today in Allentown near the corner of North and Linwood, by the Church of the Ascension in Buffalo, NY. If anyone sees him, please return him to 24 linwood avenue, 14209. He went missing around 3PM. Please so not put him in water, he is a land tortoise, not a water turtle.