Category: bars
05/05/06 10:31 - 59ºF - ID#32593
rejected at goodbar
It's so fucking retarded because I used to go there with chalked ID when I was like 17, so what is the deal now that I am six months short of 30.
I see no reason why an expired license should even matter. I am obviously the person on the card and I am not trying driving.
This is one thing I really hate about america.
Permalink: rejected_at_goodbar.html
Words: 92
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: house
05/04/06 07:35 - 59ºF - ID#32592
The inside was disgusting
All it had was this one pretty thing left.
I honestly smell like the side smell of the interior and it won't come off my clothing. I think even (e:matthew) is over it.
If it was an empty burned out shell of the brick wall it would have been better but I can't imagine halling out and tearing out the thousands of layers of nastiness, not to mention it was so moldy that there were actually mushrooms growing inside, which means you can't just cover stuff over.
Permalink: The_inside_was_disgusting.html
Words: 197
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: house
05/03/06 10:12 - 54ºF - ID#32591
Mansion Paradise With a Radio Tower
I want a radio tower so bad you have no idea. Can you imagine all the applications? Can you imagine the photos?
Thats a view of the old mansion from behind it.
Permalink: Mansion_Paradise_With_a_Radio_Tower.html
Words: 97
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: programming
05/03/06 04:29 - 68ºF - ID#32590
Cancer Viewer Application
Doctors and clinicians can also add their own annotations.
It feels good to make things that have some purpose other than social networking. The app isn't blurry, I just blurred out everything you could identify.
I know its weird but I though skin tones was an appropriate color scheme. When testing some out in ther derm clinic today, I thought about how werid it would be to some day be a patient image inside my own application. I just hope that never happens.
Permalink: Cancer_Viewer_Application.html
Words: 200
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: food
05/02/06 10:13 - 59ºF - ID#32589
super market sweep
So it was like 11pm and I had no list, no coordinated effect with (e:matthew) or (e:terry) and decided to just do it supermarket sweep style.
I seriously just through everything I wanted in the cart and the trick was (e:terry) had the cart so I had to grab as much stuff as I could hold and then run to the cart somewhere in the store to drop it off so I could get more.
$500 laters I have food again. This is what we get for going grocery shopping only once a month for three people.
I didn't buy this sushi because it was too expensive $11.75, although I do love octopus and squid but not for that price for nighttime, grocery store grade susge.
I also bought some weight gainer mix that could be
3100 calories per drink. I drank half that and thought I was gonna puke. It felt like that episode of southpark when cartman becomes beefcake.
Glad I don't live in california. Apparently, it sucks there according the wegmans.
Yum stooper waffles. They are my mana.
Permalink: super_market_sweep.html
Words: 227
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: servers
05/01/06 02:54 - 73ºF - ID#32588
new server falls in my lap
I am going to set it up as the estrip backup server. In case anything happens, this backup can be set to go until the other one is fixed. Plus it gives me a test server to play with, and true data redundancy at an offsite storage facilty should anything ever happen to artvoice's basement. e.g. a flood or something.
Permalink: new_server_falls_in_my_lap.html
Words: 97
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: buffalo
05/01/06 01:58 - 57ºF - ID#32587
The Linwood Tour
There was a firmware for my phone that came out and it was reported to fix the video cam problem, maybe tehre will be more video on my journal. The problem is that updating it wipe dout all of my programs. This made me spend the entire night updating my phone which required that I reboot it a millions times. It was so frustrating bt everything is back to normal and google maps work better than ever. I just watched like four episodes of start trek while it "updated." Unfortunately, becase the ocmputer was tied up with the update, I didn't get to finish the new site updates I had planned for today. Soon yo will each get yor own custom theme so yo can pick ot yor own colors sing a fancy schamcy color slider thing I built.
On a totally separate note does anyone know what this building on North Johnson Park (MAP TO: 20%20N%20JOHNSON%20PARK) used to be. It is in total disrepair now but looks like it was something fancy.
Permalink: The_Linwood_Tour.html
Words: 214
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: lyrics
04/29/06 10:32 - 60ºF - ID#32586
Oh say can you see
Those of you that speak javascript might find it funny.
<html>
<body>
<script type="text/javascript">
illegalAlienYearningForLivingWage = function(name){
var t=this;
t.name= name;
t.languageSpoken = 'english';
t.alive=1;
t.health=100;
t.englishCompetency=0;
t.illegalStatus=1;
t.toHTML();
};
illegalAlienYearningForLivingWage.prototype.see = function(condition){
this.lyricsSung = condition;
this.report(this.name+' sang '+this.lyricsSung);
switch(condition){
case "by the dawn's early light":
this.becomesAmerican();
break;
case "a la luz de la aurora":
this.removeFromCountry();
break;
}
this.updateStats();
};
illegalAlienYearningForLivingWage.prototype.becomesAmerican = function(){
this.usCitizenship=true;
this.chanceForLivingWage = true;
this.illegalStatus=0;
window.document.body.style.backgroundColor ='blue';
alert('congratulations '+this.name+' you sang in english you can be american')
}
illegalAlienYearningForLivingWage.prototype.removeFromCountry = function(){
this.report("pablo was send back to mexico");
this.tryAndReturnByCrossingTheBorderForALivingWage();
if(this.health > 0){
this.tryAndLearnEnglishWorking70HoursInAFieldPickingStrawberries();
if(this.englishCompetency < 80){
this.usCitizenship=false;
this.chanceAtLivingWage = false;
} else {
this.see("by the dawn's early light");
}
} else {
window.document.body.style.backgroundColor ='red';
alert(this.name+' died at a cattle ranch getting shot by neonazis. Game over');
this.health=0;
}
this.updateStats();
};
illegalAlienYearningForLivingWage.prototype.tryAndLearnEnglishWorking70HoursInAFieldPickingStrawberries = function(){
var english_learned = Math.floor(Math.random()*20);
this.report(this.name+' learned '+english_learned+'% more english working 70 hours a week picking strawberries in a field');
return this.englishCompetency += english_learned;
};
illegalAlienYearningForLivingWage.prototype.tryAndReturnByCrossingTheBorderForALivingWage = function(){
health_lost = Math.floor(Math.random()*20);
this.report(this.name+ 'lost '+health_lost+'% health on the journey');
this.health -=health_lost;
};
illegalAlienYearningForLivingWage.prototype.toHTML = function(){
var t=this;
t.story = document.createElement('div');
btn = document.createElement('button');
btn.appendChild(document.createTextNode('Try and sing in english'));
dat = document.createElement('div');
statsLyrics =document.createElement('p');
statsLyrics.appendChild(document.createTextNode('Lyrics Sung: '));
t.statsLyricsSung = document.createElement('span');
t.statsLyricsSung.appendChild(document.createTextNode(''));
statsLyrics.appendChild(this.statsLyricsSung);
statsEnglishCompetency =document.createElement('p');
statsEnglishCompetency.appendChild(document.createTextNode('English Competetcy: '));
t.statsEnglishCompetencyPercent = document.createElement('span');
t.statsEnglishCompetencyPercent.appendChild(document.createTextNode(''));
statsEnglishCompetency.appendChild(this.statsEnglishCompetencyPercent);
statsHealth =document.createElement('p');
statsHealth.appendChild(document.createTextNode('Heath: '));
t.statsHealthPercent = document.createElement('span');
t.statsHealthPercent.appendChild(document.createTextNode(''));
statsHealth.appendChild(this.statsHealthPercent);
dat.appendChild(statsLyrics);
dat.appendChild(statsEnglishCompetency);
dat.appendChild(statsHealth);
window.document.body.appendChild(btn);
window.document.body.appendChild(dat);
window.document.body.appendChild(t.story);
btn.onclick = function(){
t.story.innerHTML ='';
t.see("a la luz de la aurora");
}
}
illegalAlienYearningForLivingWage.prototype.updateStats = function(){
this.statsLyricsSung.firstChild.data = this.lyricsSung;
this.statsHealthPercent.firstChild.data = this.health;
this.statsEnglishCompetencyPercent.firstChild.data = this.englishCompetency;
};
illegalAlienYearningForLivingWage.prototype.report = function(info){
this.story.innerHTML += '<br />'+info;
}
pablo = new illegalAlienYearningForLivingWage('pablo');
</script>
</body>
</html>
Permalink: Oh_say_can_you_see.html
Words: 460
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: buffalo
04/29/06 06:50 - 64ºF - ID#32585
Hiking in the City
We, (e:matthew) , (e:terry) and I, were gonna go hiking at zoar valley today but it didn't happen because of a million reasons, one of which is that I did not want to bring the tortoise in and (e:mattew) was working till 2PM. So we ended up going down to the Erie Canal.
The boyscouts were having some sort of jamboree at the battleships. You can find them at the corner of Maine and Maine.
What is up with that?
They are rebuilding the canal, well at least it looks like they are rebuilding the canal.
(e:matthew) decided to take part of the canal home with him.
Buffalo has so many grain mills. These ones are between waterfront, the new casino/projects and the first ward.
We ended up at Times beach - now an wildlife preserve. It seems liek a cool place to watch birds but seems way to nasty and industrial to play at too much.
It all seems to toxic like everywhere i spent my childhood. Here is some info about it
The algae is so long it looks like a furry shag rug.
We tried to walk along the breakwall to get to the old lighthouse but its blocked by an army base.
I got this stress releiving squeezy toy from Roswell Park but the tortoise started to eat it. (e:matthew) took it out of his area and then the squirrels decided to eat it. What the hell is up with it, is it that yummy? I have to admit I kinda wanted to chew on it to.
Permalink: Hiking_in_the_City.html
Words: 358
Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: pets
04/29/06 02:39 - 59ºF - ID#32584
Basra the Freedom Tortoise
At least I will able to pick him up when he is 150 lbs, although not if he is kicking, as he likes to do when you try and take him inside. In case you are wondering what his name is about, we got him on the day they bombed basra to "free it."
Permalink: Basra_the_Freedom_Tortoise.html
Words: 143
Location: Buffalo, NY
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