Category: sex

03/02/12 02:35 - ID#56155

Where did you wear it

Planned parenthood has a site

where you can track where you used the condoms they give out by scanning a QR code. How crazy is that for social media?

Its like the sex version of my remember buffalo project.

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Category: sex

09/28/08 07:20 - ID#45829

Sex in the snow?

Some random stranger who signed up for estrip messaged me today saying its tragic that I am bald now as I would be cold outside if I were naked in the winter.

I tried to explain to him how that would be not fun and that I really don't think there are winter nudists. He probably could only imagine the hot extreme of weather which isn't so bad in short doses.

Apparently, some people have thought about his though because I decided to type "snow fetish" into google which lead me to chillygirls.com. I am not even making a link, type it in and visit if your want - IT IS NOT WORK SAFE and sadly chillyguys.com just redirects back to chillygirls.com

Whats absolutely so crazy is - I could not find one sngle mention of gay snow fetishes and lets be honest - gay people can fetishize anything. It makes me think that man parts and snow don't mix. I mean mine definately don't.

Does anyone have sex in the snow? Have any of you had sex in snow?

tinypliny writes at 07:21:23 10/01/08 - Comment #39450: Contrary to what that stranger who mailed you thinks, I think having shorter hair or being bald in the winter is actually a good idea. First, your short short hair dries faster and if you are bald, you would not hesitate to wear a close fitting cap on your head for the fear of getting cap/hat hair. So the end result is you are more likely to take protective measures against the snow when you are bald rather than when you have a lot of hair that is notoriously hard to keep in check.

metalpeter writes at 07:02:34 09/29/08 - Comment #39355: I didn't sign up for the site but there is something kinda hot about the site. Or maybe it is just the tied up pictures of girls. Snow isn't a fetish of mine at all. Yes the snow is very nice but not the cold aspect. I have heard of things like girls skiing or snowboarding topless but that is different. I myself have not been lucky enough or maybe that is unlucky enough to have sex in the snow. Not that sex in the snow sounds bad but I don't know as I would want to whip it out and try to stay hard as the blood wants to go the other way but it could be fun. In terms of Snowballing I have never tried it, the 1st defination I could never do but the 2nd one sounds hot kinda. I mean at first it sounds gross but there is also that thing that you love someone so much that you would kiss them after they just got you off.

james writes at 11:45:10 09/28/08 - Comment #39331: ya, I have seen gay snow porn. Doesn't turn my crank but can see the appeal.

gardenmama writes at 09:27:06 09/28/08 - Comment #39330: Wow - I'm really out of touch - I didn't even know there was an "urban dictionary" - I could probably learn some new terminology.

paul writes at 09:21:17 09/28/08 - Comment #39329: But whats funnier is that according tot he same urban dictionary a "snow frog" is a french canadian and a snow mexican is a candian living/working illegally in the US.

paul writes at 09:15:11 09/28/08 - Comment #39328: According to the urban dictionary... :::link:::

gardenmama writes at 09:11:03 09/28/08 - Comment #39327: Would that be considered being snow-balled?

tiburon1724 writes at 08:38:07 09/28/08 - Comment #39323: that site's great! thanks! :)

paul writes at 08:15:58 09/28/08 - Comment #39322: I remember and that doesn't count because you were not in the snow.

matthew writes at 07:27:23 09/28/08 - Comment #39320: I've had sex WITH snow.

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08/18/07 08:44 - ID#40612

Surprise Pile of Porn Magazines

(e:matthew) found this box of porn in the church recycle pile the other day. I have never seen so much porn in one place outside of a porn store. It is especially weird because they are all very recent and apparently there was more than one box this big, the other one was left for the recycle dudes who apparently enjoyed it.

Look at this pile

Spread wide. To bad its all the wrong kind of porn for any of us.

I went through a lot of trouble to censor this so be happy or unhappy about that.

The one had this acticle called "Chunky whisperer" in which a cowboy got with heavier set ladies in a barn. I think it was a parody of the "Horse Whisperer."

The text went on an on about him stuffing her with twinkies and hohos. But then it got really twisted and he cracked a raw egg on her. What does it take to let yourself be in a porn like that? Raw freakin' egg.