09/18/09 04:19 - 68ºF - ID#49806

Clubman Mustache Wax

I finally got my clubman

mustache wax in the mail. Its pretty good but it is messy because it has a brown tint. It starts out really soft and then hardens up more so than the bees wax which starts out harder but tends to soften in the sunshine.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: apple

09/18/09 02:32 - 64ºF - ID#49805

New Iphone Screen

The home button stopped working on my iphone. We had to wait two hours to get it fixed but they had to replace the whole LCD.

While we were there someone left the concierge service thing logged in on one of the table top macs and we could see all the info about who was up and what they needed, contact info, etc. Luckily we are not data bandits.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

09/18/09 11:27 - 65ºF - ID#49803

Music is art

Here are some left over pics from music is art. Someone was painting
what I think is the jet fuel tanker that tipped the day before. There
were also a whole slew of star wars characters and mike looking
serious for once.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

09/17/09 12:07 - ID#49791

I hope I never get one of these boxes

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Location: Buffalo, NY

09/14/09 09:51 - 69ºF - ID#49774

We tried to save it

But it died anyways.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

09/12/09 07:10 - 70ºF - ID#49756

Coop Canadian crab

It was so freaking good. The claw was so awesome. It was as big as a
lobster claw.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

09/12/09 05:10 - 72ºF - ID#49755

Consent to record

I want a teeshirt that says this.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

09/12/09 02:13 - 68ºF - ID#49753

Toxic waste recycle day

I participated in the Erie county hazardous waste drop off day over on
putnam st. I was so happy to get rid of the rest of the nasty
chemicals in various states of decomposion that were in my garage and
basement.

Look what happend to the container from the leakage. Considering how
much leaking was going on, it's a miracle my garage did not start in
fire.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: gym

09/12/09 12:26 - 68ºF - ID#49752

You can tramp all day for $1.00

This was also found in the pics from (e:paul,49751) I don't think this invention had much of a future, unless this is the predecessor to the jock strap. Has anyone seen one of these before?

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: web

09/12/09 12:08 - 68ºF - ID#49751

Robots and Men

I love writing robots that collect pictures of men, this one was not much of a challenge but resulted in a net gain of 30,000 pics for my robot library.

This one was very simple. It basically loops through, visits the pages, checks to see if there is a photo on the page and then saves the photo based on the category if it exists. Sometimes the robots are much more elaborate. It wasn't even worth writing a class because the code required wasn't more than could go in one method.

There are two photo examples down below the code are of au naturel vintage men, although they are no more offensive than the statue of david. Don't scroll if you don't want to see it.

<?
$dir = 'xpics/';
if(!is_dir($dir)){
mkdir($dir);
}

foreach(range(1, 30423) as $x){

//grab html
$html = file_get_contents('http://SOMEWEBSITE/postcontent/showfull.php?photo='.$x);

if(strstr($html, "Photo not found in the database!")){
echo "Pic ".$x.' not found';
continue;
}

//get photo name
preg_match("~http://SOMEWEBSITE/postcontent/data/(d+)/(.*?)"~", $html, $data);

$src = str_replace('"', '', $data[0]);
$category = $data[1];
$name = $data[2];

$category_dir = $dir.$category.'/';
if(!is_dir($category_dir)){
mkdir($category_dir);
}

$jpeg = file_get_contents($src);
file_put_contents($category_dir.$name, $jpeg);

echo "Saved pic #".$x;
}
?>