"Keke Valasquez-Lord..." written by Paul on estrip.org

Category: drag

08/21/11 11:18 - ID#54995

Keke Valasquez-Lord...

...is my favorite performer.

We went to a fundraiser for Jimmy from Cathode at Marcellas tonight. It was put on by Keke who did a fantastic job. It was a Chinese auction but I think everyone was trying to be PC because they kept referring to it as an Asian auction.

The old marcellas is now the new marcellas. It felt like stepping back in time.

I ate lots of food. The Swedish meatballs were better than the ones at IKEA.

Here is (e:mike) and I and the time tunnel.

We bought lots of tickets but won nothing. Strangely, the same three people won just about everything.

They have dividers now.

I can't believe people bid on cans of speghetti sauce and speghetti. I didn't even know that sauce came in cans. I can only imagine the how gross the metallic taste is.

A combo spot/starbuck basket? I wonder what the companies would have to say about that.

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Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 08/22/11 10:40

Category: buffalo

08/21/11 03:56 - ID#54993

Atop the Mayflower

The other day (e:tinypliny) took us up on the mayflower's roof. The view was great. I noticed The JCC has a huge solar panel farm. I makes me want one on the back of our roof and garage.

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Category: web

08/21/11 01:34 - ID#54992

22,000 calories a day

Fatass Susanne Eman is trying to become the world's biggest fatass ever. She wants to make it to a ton. What the hell is wrong with her? Imagine the output on this diet.

Breakfast: 6 x eggs scrambled, cooked in butter 468 cals. 1/2 pound bacon 1,168 cals, 4 x potatoes as hash browns 672 cals, 6 x pieces toast with butter 600 cals, 32 ounce cream shake 1,160 cals. Snacking 1 x bag of animal cookies 1,950 cals, 2litre bottle of soft drink 800 cals, 1 x 10.5 ounce bag of barbecue flavour crisps 1,650 cals, 3 x ham and cheese sandwiches 1,576 cals.

Lunch: 3 x beef, bean and green chilli burritos with 1 x cup of sour cream 1,453 cals. Salad (1 head lettuce, 1 cup cherry tomatoes, 1 cup carrots, 1 cucumber, 1/2 cup ranch dressing, bacon bits, 1 cup crumbled cheese, 1 cup chicken 1,479 cals.

Dinner: 12 x filled tacos + 1 x cup sour cream 4,906 cals, 2litre bottle of soda 800 cals, Dessert 8 x scoops vanilla ice cream 2,080 cals, 1 x small pan of brownies 1,200 cals.

Total: 21,962 calories

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Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 08/21/11 01:36

Category: swimming

08/21/11 01:02 - ID#54991

Swimming at Windmill Point Rock Quarry

Yesterday (e:terry), (e:matthew) and I went swimming at the quarry again. This time we spent a lot of time in the middle with goggles. There us some crazy stuff down three including a pirate ship with mast and skeletons, a bathtub and a large recreational boat. It was fun trying to swim down far enough to touch it. Next weekend I am bringing nose plugs.

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Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 08/21/11 01:02

Category: food

08/21/11 12:58 - ID#54990

Chicken Hips at ETS

After discussing chicken wings last night (e:Mike) and I headed over to ETS. We ordered mild wings and 20 minutes later hot ones came out. I hate spicy food but considering how long it takes we decided to eat them anyways. There was one really strange shaped super large one in the middle.

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Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 08/21/11 12:58

Category: pets

08/21/11 01:27 - ID#54987

bird-bird

She loves sitting on me outside. Except today she was on my shoulder while I was grilling and she decided that was the time to practice flying.

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Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 08/21/11 01:05

Category: bugs

08/20/11 04:05 - ID#54985

Ant Tragedy

Sorry guys but I was so tired of you nesting by my kitchen and sitting around my sink. It was time to deal with it before we had to involve spray.

I know (e:tinypliny) pretends that I should live and let live. But I know its because she thinks I didn't see that bottle of borax in your shoe closet.

Its official, I am totally turning into my father.

metalpeter writes at 06:32:50 08/22/11 - Comment #64503: I have heard of Chocolate covered ants but never had them how does one do that? that would make a great blog..... First of all how do you catch them? and do you cook them alive in hot melted chocolate or do you cook them 1st?

libertad writes at 05:11:10 08/21/11 - Comment #64493: I wanted to instead I just watched, I guess that means I am going to insect hell.

tinypliny writes at 10:17:42 08/21/11 - Comment #64484: You wanted to save the fruit flies drowning in apple cider vinegar?? You are going to insect heaven.

libertad writes at 09:20:05 08/20/11 - Comment #64481: I feel guilty killing insects. When I saved the tick I found on me I felt so bad watching it slowly die in plastic container on my fridge.

My house was so disgusting the last two days that I had fruit flies all over. So after cleaning everything I put two small saucers with apple cider vinegar out and covered them in saran wrap and then punched holes in the plastic. This works so well at capturing fruit flies. I also felt bad cause I watched as they were drowning and I sort of wanted to save them.

paul writes at 06:19:49 08/20/11 - Comment #64477: That would make me insane.

tinypliny writes at 05:11:53 08/20/11 - Comment #64476: And btw, I don't think I support the live and let live policy. I just don't like pouring stuff over ants because I think the rest of them will attack me in my sleep. In my case. there is a HUGE anthill right outside the building downstairs and they are all red ants. When they bite, they leave their heads in my skin and they usually don't bite unless I harass them and try to kill. I think a massive army live between the floorboards in my flat and I obsessively clean the floor because of them.

tinypliny writes at 04:13:02 08/20/11 - Comment #64475: OHHHHH! I see.

LOL

tinypliny writes at 04:11:50 08/20/11 - Comment #64474: Bottle of borax in my shoe closet?! You mean the bright orange canister of tide laundry detergent?

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Location: Buffalo, NY
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Category: web

08/20/11 10:46 - ID#54980

Schleswig-Holstein doesn't "like" facebook

I find this interesting. The state in germany where I went to college has banned the facebook like button from being used on any website served within its borders due to data privacy issues,

The German State of Schleswig-Holstein has ordered all state sites to remove Facebook's "like" button. Sites that fail to comply could face fines of up to 50,000 euros, or about $72,000.

Schleswig-Holstein's data protection commissioner, Thilo Weicher, ordered the shutdown after an analysis by his office showed that Facebook builds profiles of users and non-users alike with the "like" button's data. Because such data collection violates Germany's data protection laws, Weicher has given websites operated in Schleswig-Holstein until September 30th to remove all "like" buttons.

metalpeter writes at 05:14:32 08/22/11 - Comment #64500: I didn't read the entire article but the thing his how odd the Like button is..... I forget how you share on here with facebook since I've never done it.... But any website can set up a like button on any part of its page and anyone who clicks on it can share that info on facebook.... It might not last long but lets say I'm wearing only chaps on some web page and next to the picture there is a like someone could hit the like button and write something like not to big not to small the perfect sized cock and balls then there I am naked on facebook..... Sounds kinda fun in a way untill someone sees me and tags me and that is the first picture on my wall.... Then everyone comes up with a thought on how I look..... Now I don't know the german Laws but I could see how this with data could be bad..... But also any thing about Nazi is illegal there I wonder if that extends to movies like we like to make movies about the Nazi cause lets face it they make great bad guys and there out fits are pretty cool.... Think not then why are storm troopers in stars wars move just like them... The Point is are movies with Nazis in them illegal and if you liked that or like the movement could you get locked up.....

tinypliny writes at 12:39:11 08/20/11 - Comment #64460: So, you are supporting this ban?

tinypliny writes at 12:27:39 08/20/11 - Comment #64459: I am hoping that won't happen in our lifetimes. We need to have forgotten the strong science behind all of our attitudes for that to ever happen or the deaths of many intellects collectively.

Gay persecution would be the least of anyone's problems if that happens.

paul writes at 11:45:15 08/20/11 - Comment #64458: At the same time you need to consider that 60-70 years ago data collection was used there to haul tens of millions of people of to their deaths :::link:::

Its not hard to imagine this data could be used at some future point by somebody else with sinister intentions. I think that is the problem with all of this data collection in general. A perfect example is gay stuff. Ya, it might be cool to like all the gay stuff you want in our current climate. Then all of a sudden, the polictical climate changes, gays are persecuted. The data does not go away and there is no real way of assuring that persecuting countries don't get access either through spying, hacking or direct data requests from the corporations.

tinypliny writes at 11:01:11 08/20/11 - Comment #64457: Which makes you think about what these data protection laws were set up for originally... Do you think they are perhaps outdated and have not kept up with the meaning of data protection now?

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Location: Buffalo, NY
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Category: youth

08/19/11 11:56 - ID#54975

Children of the corn

Its only a matter of time before they get here.

KANSAS CITY, Mo (Reuters) - The weekend shooting of three teenagers at a large late-night "flash mob" gathering prompted local authorities to pass an ordinance on Thursday that sets curfews as early as 9 p.m. for people under age 18.

At the urging of Mayor Sly James, the Kansas City Council passed the ordinance 13-0, allowing police to issue citations to parents whose children violate the curfew. Parents can be fined up to $500 per violation.

Three youths aged 13 to 16 were injured by apparently random gunshots at about 11:30 p.m. on Saturday night in an upscale shopping and restaurant district called Country Club Plaza.

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Category: pets

08/19/11 04:26 - ID#54973

Jimdo - Get Your Tortoise

(e:Tinypliny) and I were investigating online store/web software and I decided to test it out by selling shitty tortoises. Get yours for $4.00, 3-5 days shipping. Flies included, get em while they're hot.