"Halloween Halloween ...what to be" written by Mike on estrip.org

10/12/09 10:23 - 43ºF - ID#50001

Halloween Halloween ...what to be

As always at this time of year I start to fret about what I am going to be for halloween only to wait utnil the last minute to decide and make it with pure shoddiness and lot of duct tape and safety pins. The best laid plans always get pushed to the side for the last minute "great idea". My only 2 real requirements usually are that involves short shorts and glitter...we'll see what comes up this year! i love thking about it though. So many fun ideas so few days a year to wear costumes

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Location: Kenmore, NY

10/04/09 12:49 - 53ºF - ID#49924

Wll Whitney Be Back?

So Whitney released her new album on my birthday which seemed like a good sign for me and for Whit, like I really want her to come back and wow the world. But sadly this first single is just really not memorable/danceable/or that good. It makes me sad cuz I really thought she was gonna come back from her cracked out/whacked out/bobby brown loving/craziness and be a huge star again. I was starting to doubt that but then I was cleaning out Nonna's attic with (e:paul) and my mom the other day and saw tihs on the cover of one of the 8,000 issues of Famiglia Cristiana that my grandparents saved and figured its a sign she is back. The weird part of many of these magazines is I swear that the person the cover is not actually in any story in the magazine. I know i dopn't really read italian that well but i should be able to tell if any of the stories mention Whitney Houston and I swear they did not. This is not an isolated case. I swear they just put anything on the cover even if there is no story about it. Well here is her cover, and here's hoping she is on her way back!

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Location: Kenmore, NY

09/19/09 10:56 - 54ºF - ID#49812

Roosters Can't Get Gay Married

Is this for real? What do you think? Unfortunately I think it is prolly serious!

tinypliny writes at 12:44:31 09/23/09 - Comment #51624: AHA! Just solved the personal vicious-cycle mystery of why I liked the tune so much but cringed at the content - and then hated the fact that the tune was so catchy!

This reminds me of the genius that is Chris Thile! :::link:::

Wow. Now I can purely hate this because Chris Thile is AWESOMENESS EXPONENTIATED compared to this trash!

Yeah, you can point fingers and wonder whether I escaped from the loony bin now. :-)

james writes at 10:55:17 09/19/09 - Comment #51582: Hm, according to City Councilman Demon Smith, two hens will lay eggs that will hatch!

libertad writes at 08:06:23 09/19/09 - Comment #51574: How could he have never seen two gay cocks?

ladycroft writes at 02:57:03 09/19/09 - Comment #51565: wow - where did you find that gem? i'm sure it's some bible belt preacher and his wife.

james writes at 11:59:58 09/19/09 - Comment #51554: An odd thing about the paleolithic right is that their beliefs are so strange, their logic so flawed, their distance from reality so great that actual belief is almost indistinguishable from parody.

tinypliny writes at 11:09:56 09/19/09 - Comment #51553: Not to mention its got insularity and boorishness bannered all over it.

tinypliny writes at 11:08:11 09/19/09 - Comment #51552: This is ridiculous. The concept of "marriage" is a cultural construct. Equating or contrasting it with a biological construct of reproduction is quite silly.

Its a nice catchy tune, but that doesn't make it worthwhile.

metalpeter writes at 11:06:33 09/19/09 - Comment #51551: I think it is very real. It is kinda based of the saying (yes I have heard it many times) "God Made Adam & Eve not Adam and Steve". It does seem to follow the same thought pattern and they even end the song by saying something along the lines of I don't care what you say it isn't normal or something like that.

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Location: Kenmore, NY

09/14/09 11:16 - 66ºF - ID#49776

Vote For Kearns

I can't vote in Buffalo because I don't live there. I just want to say I think you should vote for Mickey Kearns, I can't so I will put my support in here. Ok i don't have much to say about it but just do it, just trust me, its the right choice.

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Location: Kenmore, NY

09/10/09 07:43 - 67ºF - ID#49741

I love my new bike

I love having a bike, thanks (e:pmt). I have been loving biking around though I really need a helmet so i don't die and a chain so i can get off sometimes. I really should have gotten one sooner but i always thought i might never use it but I totally do and i totally love it!

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Location: Kenmore, NY

09/06/09 12:11 - 63ºF - ID#49704

Sitting Near Groton

I"m sitting here in my hotel lobby in Groton NY and me and michelle are on computers on oppossite sides of the lobby just calling each toher on the phones on our desks and creeping out everyone else in the lobby and workers...but its fun...it really is the only thing to do in Groton. After 80 dollars in cab fare we are stuck here for the night! there is a group of people in flannel sittin ghere giving us mean looks...buty they are wearing flannel so we win!

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Location: Kenmore, NY

09/01/09 10:42 - 63ºF - ID#49676

Kenmore Police 4 Life

So i guess when they wouldn't let me back into Cathode because it was supposedly at capacity even though it was my birthday I may have called the Kenmore cops to report the situation. That in itself is not crazy, what's crazy is they didn't come save the day. They always save the day! I will write more about what last night later....both with what i remember of it and what i've been told about it

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Location: Kenmore, NY

08/31/09 10:01 - 57ºF - ID#49665

It's My Party...

and I'll take shots all night if I want to. SO today I am 26...getting dangerously close to 30. After being awoken at like 8 am by construction outside (e:libertad)'s house I tried to stay in bed as long as possible anyway. Then in a little while heading out for a bike ride on my new bike from (e:pmt) , WHICH IS AWESOME AND I LOVE AND now i am gonna exercise by riding it so much and be so fit and healthy and see the world from a new view!

Then I have to go return my tux from the wedding this weekend and then off to Left Bank for dinner with (e:libertad). I can't wait. I always get the seafood pasta cuz it is so delicious but i'm sure there are other delicious things but I am always afraid they won't be as delicious. We'll see..

THEN THE IMPORTANTEST PART...CATHODE RAY TONIGHT FOR BIG ASS DRINK NIGHT. Prolly around 9:30 . be there, drink out of canning jars full of alcohol and have a raucous good time!!!

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Location: Kenmore, NY

08/29/09 10:54 - 68ºF - ID#49652

Being in a Wedding..How Adult

So today I am a groomsman in (e:amanda)'s wedding. I am so excited. It is so exciting and fun to actually be a part of a wedding. Hopefully I don't screw up.My only thing I have to do is take one step and bow so hopefully I can handle that. It feels so adult to be part of a wedding. Even though some of my other friends are married, they did it more on the low down not a big wedding thing or I was not as close with them. Last nigth was the rehearsal and the priest rules that wedding ceremony for sure. He knows what he wants and that is what he is gonna get. Anywho, I am so excited. I can't freakin wait. Congratulation (e:amanda) and Nick! Thanks you for letting me be a part of it!

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Location: Kenmore, NY

08/25/09 11:30 - 66ºF - ID#49629

Razors in my Chips

So at work I eat a lot of snacks. Like a lot. Everyday I act surprised at how hungry I am and eating snacks and eveyrone is like you are like that every day. That is not the point, the point of this story is a few days ago I was innocently enough eating some Herr's potato chips I had bought the day before when I feel something that feels harder and thicker than a chip. I look in my hand and what do I see amongst the chips but A RAZOR BLADE! I am so lucky I did not like grab it blade side up and/or just toss it in m ymouth without realizing. I was crazy lucky. I think it fell in there from the ledge where we keep razor blades above the pharmacy counter where my chips were. How scary though!

BUT IT DOESN"T END THERE FOLKS! So yesterday I go to tkae a sip of water from my mug and what is floating on the bottom.... yup you guessed it....a RAZOR BLADE!! This is getting freaky. In nine years tihs has never happened and now twice in like one week. So maybe someone is out to get me, amybe not, maybe it is all coincidence but it seems really crazy to me so now I am extra careful about chekcing everything i eat and drink .