Roosters Can't Get Gay Married

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   metalpeter · Sep 19, 2009 3:06pm

   I think it is very real. It is kinda based of the saying (yes I have heard it many times) "God Made Adam & Eve not Adam and Steve". It does seem to follow the same thought pattern and they even end the song by saying something along the lines of I don't care what you say it isn't normal or something like that.
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   tinypliny · Sep 19, 2009 3:08pm

   This is ridiculous. The concept of "marriage" is a cultural construct. Equating or contrasting it with a biological construct of reproduction is quite silly.
   
   Its a nice catchy tune, but that doesn't make it worthwhile.
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   tinypliny · Sep 19, 2009 3:09pm

   Not to mention its got insularity and boorishness bannered all over it.
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   james · Sep 19, 2009 3:59pm

   An odd thing about the paleolithic right is that their beliefs are so strange, their logic so flawed, their distance from reality so great that actual belief is almost indistinguishable from parody.
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   ladycroft · Sep 19, 2009 6:57pm

   wow - where did you find that gem? i'm sure it's some bible belt preacher and his wife.
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   libertad · Sep 20, 2009 12:06am

   How could he have never seen two gay cocks?
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   james · Sep 20, 2009 2:55am

   Hm, according to City Councilman Demon Smith, two hens will lay eggs that will hatch!
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   tinypliny · Sep 23, 2009 4:44am

   AHA! Just solved the personal vicious-cycle mystery of why I liked the tune so much but cringed at the content - and then hated the fact that the tune was so catchy!
   
   This reminds me of the genius that is Chris Thile! :::link:::
   
   Wow. Now I can purely hate this because Chris Thile is AWESOMENESS EXPONENTIATED compared to this trash!
   
   Yeah, you can point fingers and wonder whether I escaped from the loony bin now. :-)

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