11/29/11 11:43 - ID#55622
True Triscuit Story
Anywho, after waiting a while I finally decide to sneak out of the room and into the bedroom where Dave is sleeping. I try to wake him up and get him to go search out the killers with me but he just continues sleeping so I grab a stapler and the vacuum hose thing and head for the kitchen. What I was going to do with a stapler and vaccuum hose is kinda not clear but they seemed like the best weapons at the time. Staplers are kinda scary actually if you think about it. Who wants to be stapled? I sure don't? BUt then you kind have to be in close proximity to staple someone but like if they are about to stab you, a quick staple to their face might just save your life. and on second thought if they do stab you, you could staple your wound shut? So really at first I thought the stapler was a bad idea but it turns out it is prolly very useful and a good weapon/healing device.Anyway, way off track now.
So I go into the kitchen , mind you if someone was really in the kitchen I would most likely freeze in panic , fall to the ground and die. I am not what one would call a survivor. I never thought I would be. I would never be the person on those shows who fought back or last months hiding out or anyting like that, I would most likely just die of fright after peeing my pants. But anywho I was feeling tough with my stapler and vaccuum hose, go into the kitchen and....
NOONE was there. The box of triscuits just fell off of our crooked shelf and knocked some silverware on the counter onto the floor. BUT , did the triscuits fall or were they pushed over/ So now I have to search the whole apartment for the murderer but come up empty handed.
So you would think ok no murderer must mean a happy mike .NOPE. Now since there is no murderer I decided it must be a ghost and thus did not sleep well at all last night ...but as of today no murderers or ghosts so I guess it really was just a box of triscuits all along. WHo knew?
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11/18/11 09:58 - ID#55541
Goodbye Regis
ANwyho, so today is Regis's final episode and they are doing all these tributes and video montages and y'all know I love myself a good video memory montage and I seriously was balling during Kelly Ripa's goodbye speech and when the cast of Rent sang Seasons of Love but personalized it for Regis. Ridiculous that I started balling twice during Regis's last episode but really it is a goodbye. He really is a class act.
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11/15/11 04:02 - ID#55517
Dinner Time
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Location: Kenmore, NY
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11/15/11 12:20 - ID#55514
Sad Songs`
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Location: Kenmore, NY
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11/12/11 07:30 - ID#55490
Dance Paul Dance
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Location: Kenmore, NY
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11/04/11 11:58 - ID#55439
Hand Turkeys
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Location: Kenmore, NY
Last Modified: 11/04/11 11:58
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Think of it this way someone inside decides to try and hurt you or someone else or this is a fire or smoke or some reason you have to leave go to the door oh that is right with out the key you can't get out..... Now at first you might think but I keep my keys on me at all times .... Great but what about when one person goes out and leaves the other person or guest in the house.... Guess what no said guest can't leave......
I may carry a mini-stapler with me from now on.
Maybe you have a house mouse?