So the other day at the Eastern Hills Mall with (e:mk) I bought a book about throwing parties cuz it was 50% off the clearance price. You see I always buy books about throwing parties/dinner parties/planning events. LIke I prolly have 50 but I never throw parties. But seriously this book is good, it has like such random things like throwing a hangover party and what kinda of breakfeast/decorations are required the morning after a one night stand. Anywho it gave me lots of good idaes for a dinner party which I need to throw soon, i just need a house. I need to get an apartment so I can throw a fabulous party every day!

Two funny things I heard on Jay Leno some random comedians tonight:

"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a shopaholic who likes liquor stores"

this is not anything about me, haha, well maybe a little, but I just thought it was funny

and a friends asked me "if you had the chance to sleep with any celebrity dead or alive who would it be" and I said "hmm I guess it would have to be Britney Spears and um I guess i'd choose dead" that one I think you have to hear to make it funnier, I'm not sure I quoted it right

So if you wanna see pictures of me in my glasses , check out (e:libertad) or (e:paul) 's journal. They are really starting to grow on me. I especially like how thye look in pictures more than in real life!!

I just learned a ne fact about Michelle Pfeiffer. Did you know she turned down the lead role in Basic Instinct, Silence of the Lambs and Thelma and Louise. I wonder if we would even know the name Sharon Stone today if Michelle would have said yes to that role instead of no!

I described Michelle Pfeiffer (in an amazing journal
that you should check out) as bedazzical. I just coined the term on wictionary too. Use it all you want but remember where you learned it. It describes someone so fabulous it is as if they are covered in magical jewels. i.e. Michelle Pfeiffer
here is the link

We saw Hairspray and Stardust recently and I realized I really love Michelle Pfeiffer. I also saw her on Jay Leno the other day. She is just awesomely amzingly beautifully sexy! And fun! And bedazzical! (not really sure bedazzical is a word but it should be cuz it is exactly the word I want to use!) I know (e:libertad) feels the same way.

Without further ado, here she is:


HOT


GETTING HOTTER


AND THE SUPER HOTTIES!






P.S. This is for reals, not in a I love Holly Hunter kinda way, I really do love Michelle. Like I wanted her ugly witch to eat out Claire Danes heart so she could be pretty again even if that would have been bad for everyone else in Stardust!

SO I got my car last night and I love it! I relaly do love it! But last night the sun roof opened all the way. The guy at the store said it didn't open all the way and it was a moon roof but last night it clearly fully opened and in the book it says it is a sunroof. BUT>.....Today it doesn't open, it just raises up a little like a moon roof. I would swear I was crazy if others didn't see it open last night but I know it did!!! And now it doesn't , that one day with a sun roof was the best thing ever...!!!

So today was supposed to be a really exciting day, I was gonna get my glasses, leaving work a half hour early to go get them, then clean out my old car and go get my new car!!! Well first my glasses...I don't really like them as much as I thought I did before. Now I kinda don't like them...maybe I have to get used to them. I have never had glasses or anything but still, I don't know, I wished I liked them more. I will post pictures soon!

Then as I am getting ready to go get my car I get a call from the dealer and it won't be ready to pick up today because the one part for the brakes that they are fixing, the wrong part came in. So it won't be ready til tomorow. See but I had the wake for my old car with (e:jill) and (e:mk) last night and I had cleaned him out alreayd. I don't like prolonging the goodbye. It is already hard enough without this extra wait time where he is an empty mere shell of his old self...I was so ready to have my sexy new glasses and go riding in my fancy new car....and now nothing....but it gets worse.

I have taken like no vacation time this summer and so this week I wanted to take Monday off and only work until 5 on tues-thurs. Because I work a heavily hour packed four day schedule that actually ends up being taking 20 hours off which is half my week. Wel lno I ended up having to work on Monday because this girl was moving and blah blah blah (but she bougth my lunch today and it was relaly yummy so maybe it was worth it) and then on wednesday we have like a pretty not goo dpharmacist so I agreed to work until 9 as long as Bonnie the intern also agreed to work til nine. well no she is only there til 6:30 and I am stuck there til nine with blehness. Whihc also means I can't pick up my car tomorrow cuz I am at work all day which means I won't get my car til tursday. This good week went down the crapper....though I am sure it will bget better soon. and I can debut my new car soon. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I HATE ECKERD RIGHT NOW!!! Ooops sorry i mean RiteAid. Like everyone else just says I am taking vacation and just does it and doesn't care if eveyrone lese gets screwed, I have been screwed soooo many times this summer cuz everyone asked off and so like noone was working except me. But i always give in, no more. I hate it!!!

So I did it. I didn't look at as nearly as many cars as I had planned on and I went with a sorta luxury car instead of new small car but anywho as of 6pm tomorow night I am the proud owner of a 2003 Mitsubishi Diamante. I like it a lot I think. We got it at Paul Herman Cars on Hinman. We know at least like 10 people who have bought cars there and super recommended it. So far so good in my opinion too. We'll see how it works out. Here it is...




It seems to have lots of amenities, definetely a step up from all my old cars from people who were gettting rid of them. The mileage is kidna high but those cars seem to last pretyt long from my research. I'm gonna miss Frank though, I am trading him in. Good ol' Frank the Tank , he had me at hello. But now just like Taur and Sades before him, its time to pass him on.

Just wanted to say mine and (e:terry) annual b-day party (hmm i guess all bday parties are annual) is going to be Saturday September first at the (e:pmt) house. Everyone best be there or I will never talk to you again...got that! ok maybe i will but I still think you should all mark it down now and come