Wowser this is crazy

So the bartender the other day is telling me, @libertad, @james and @jim this story. The bar black had went into the basement where the empty bottles and new bottles and refrigerator are and there is a man down there which is creepy. So she runs up gets the bartender and they go back down and the man is COMPLETELY NAKED AND PLEASURING HIMSELF on a bottle of some sort. and let me tell you , the bottle did not have a long thin neck by any stretch of the imagination. Who does that? By the by you can now get speical shots , of course you pay a premium for the bottles previous pleasure..j/k.