So i don't usually update twice in one day but my mom found one of my old notebooks the other day and I want to post some of the great findings! One was like a summary of my life at that point and I said I wrote it in case I ever forget what my life at 13 was like. I guess that is kinda like a pre (e:strip) way of remembering what was going on...thankfully estrip takes care of all that now...well estrip and my hudnreds of mementos and memories and pictures I have....here's a sampling of some of my great (haha) poetry and writing from the time....

Lots of just beginnings of poems such as

Taste the rainbow of life
Why stop at just one wife ....

Look over there
What do you see?
Its not a cat a dog or a tree
It isn't a mineral, animal or plant
That is your long forgotten aunt...

February 14th
What day could this be?
Is it a day for Wayne and Dre?
Maybe for Carly with Matt or with Chris?
It's a day to give out a kiss
It's a day to give choocoholate to show you care
Its also a day to give sexy underwear
Its a day to show u heart someone
Maybe you guys could have some fun

Staring at the screen for hours somedays
It seems like the whole thing is a gigantic maze
click, click, type, type
Oh no! Porn mail, what a fright?
There are channels just like a TV
I can't believe there is another money opportunity wiating for me.
Some people get addicted or make a weierd name
Like ImFun4U69 (one of my friend's online b/fs names in like seventh grade)
If you wanna pick up a date,
go out for real
then you can find someone that appeal ('s to you)

One problem in the world is addiction to AOL i know,
But how do you know you're not talking to a ho
You say you met a boy or maybe you meet girls
but how do you know its not a 60 yr old with curls
People can be sick and ask you to cyber
or you can get porn mail from Jerry Byber
So be careful in chatrooms
Cause they just might not be safe
You can meet someone named Neg99 (another one of my friend's b/f)
but until you meet him don't say "he's mine"
they could turn out strange or really quite ugly
or they could be a child molester named Hugly ( my rhyming skill swere amazing)
So just remember when you click sign on
What you're getting yourself into and who might be on

(WHy was I so anti-talking to people ont he internet. I think it was the numerous 30 year old men and crazies my friend andrea met through the internet when wer were liek 13 or 14)

My friend Drea's favorite sayings: You draw a big B or big S and then write all these words next to it
BOYS
BEFORE
BOOKS
BUT
BEWARE
BAD
BOYS
BRING
BABIES

SAFE
SEX
SAVES
SOULS
SO
SCREW
SAFELY


People who know me (particularly (e:paul)) will appreciate that I found an inventory of all my candy that I had from Halloween. A complete inventory of evry kind of candy I got... what a ridiculous kid i was

And lists of things I wanted, check out this hot list of cds I wanted circa 1997ish I believe
1. Aqua
2. Pure Disco 3 (i already owned 1 and 2 mind you)
3. Velvet Goldmine Sndtck.
4. Pure Funk
5. A dance cd
6. Wedding Singer Sndtrck.

And all the secrets to beat Super Mario Cart RPG for Super Nintendo ( my favorite gaming station by far)

Also the beginnings of Behind CLosed Doors my soap opera are in this notebook. One day those pages will; be worth millions!

I think i may post my journal entry in the notebook from Jan. 1999. Funny myliufe actually prolly hasn't changed that muich!

First off, Happy belated birthday (e:theecarey) , though i did wish you a happy birthday in person on your real birthday so this is just an additional belated message. I hope you had fun at your party, I definetely did, especially with all the tasty food (save for the terrible devil food that is cupcakes in ice cream cones which is now smeared across everything I wore yesterday thanks to (e:Paul)). So many birthdays lately and coming up, craziness!

In addition, I want to make it clear that I have resigned as Page7. While i was a mere Page7 accomplice, I see the evil of its ways and no longer have any say in what happens there. So waht happens at (e:strip) parties stays there...ish. I mean sure there will be chatter but no posted pictures. Sidenote: I still like to gossip in person so if you need/want the latest info just ask..lol


I was gonna write about my new life plan but actually I am gonna write about it in another journal entry a little later...so that's all for now folks

I alas had no camera at this party where so many pictures were taken. Can people send me pictures on the internet or (e:paul) can you burn me a cd of them so I can take it to the store to be developed. I still live in the world of I love actual photographs you can hold in your hand. So if you can e-mail me pictures or something (mike@elmwoodstrip.org or WalBumbalo@aol.com) that would be greatly appreciated!

So HAPPY BIRTHDAY (e:LADYCROFT)!!! Well the party was pretty fun, you can see (e:paul) and (e:theecarey) journals for pics. I just need to defend myself, well actually maybe there is no defense for humping a person's car in your underwear when they're not there. I was thinking of printing the picture and putting it in the car's windshield? Weird or funny? Well the party was really fun with lots of fun epeeps. It was good to see (e:leetee) and (e:uncunsanisflus)h again , they were there at the beginning to get the party started and one of the last people's to leave. THey always claimto not be party animals but I saw a different side last night. The scavenger hunt was fun while it lasted (a whopping liek 4 minutes maybe?), too bad one team stole the clue and then we couldn't do anyting else. Sorry (e:ladycroft) that you were waiting at the end and noone showed up. Oh and by the way the Captain Morgan Tar Rum or something like that, no wait Tattoo rum maybe? well mix that with Coke and you have a great drink. Thanks (e:ladycroft) for that great drink ide!!!, it provided me with a night of fun. For those of you who missed me, (e:jill) and (e:lilho) 's perfromace you really missed out and can only hbope that one day in the future ywe may have a second showing. Though having a success liek that more than once would be truly truly truly outrageous. Pinat'as are always fun, especially ones filled with such an assortment of random treats and toys. Squrit guns, blowpop, harmonicas, tootsie rolls, condoms and so much more ! It was too much to handle!! Well that's all for now. I ohpe everyone had a good tiem.

P.S. To those who know, on my whole knocking on someone's door sorta situation , i saw them, unfortunately i was sleepy and throwing up, but despite that I think iw as looking mighty hyot.lol....will my lack of classsiness around them ever end?

(e:ladycroft)'s bday at the PMT's now! be there!

in other news the apts i looked at were nasty. So the search continues. See (e:paul)'s journal to find out why.

So in about an hour and a half I am going to look at my first apartment. I have such high hopes for it and realize like I need to look at more than one and stuff but I don' tknow I just feel good about this one. It is on Linwood and W. Utica near the (e:PMT)'s kinda. I am not 100% sure I can afford it but we'll see. I could always get a second job but i am already wokring like over 40 hrs. a week and scheduling two jobs seems nightmarish. I mean i think i can do it , i just will be dirt poor, like maybe if i eat every third day or something it will work out. We'll see...... wish me luck..

P.S. do you think it is weird that I am taking both my mom and (e:paul) wiht me to look at it. I have no idea what to ask or look for since I never had an apt so it just seemed like a good idea. We'll see.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADYCROFT!!! I HOPE IT IS AN AMAZING ONE WITH FUN FUN FUN CELEBRATIONS TO COME!

Ok, so I guess I didn't realize how drunk I was at my birthday. After talking to (e:jill) and (e:amanda) , they caught me up on everything that happened. I guess a lot of licking faces, grabbing yosepha's chest, honking jill's butt, making loud comments about people, and making calls I don't remember calling, (see (e:chris)'s journal for an example). That's just a little bit. Who knew I drank so much., I seruiolldy don' tremember any of that. I am excited/worried to get my pictures developed.

On a side note, failing at knocking on that door still...sorta perfect opportunity today....wasted....one day.....

First and foremost, thanks to everyone who showed up for my birthday celebrations. SOrry that I prolly passed out a little early on. It is my birthday special to do that. I can't control it, too many captain and cokes lined up in a row on the bar equals one drunken (e:mike) throwing up on Franklin. We got pulled over by the po po on the way home hin Kenmore, lukcily (e:maureen) had like no drinks so she was fine. I guess they were looking for some hoodlums going through people's backyards by Jill's house which was where we had just left!

Can't wait to watch my Laguna Beach DVD from (e:maureen) which is also supposed to get hme into the VIP club on MTV yet it will not work! I WANT LAGUNA BEACH RING TONES! WHY WON"T THEY LET ME IN THE CLUB!!!! I HAVE THE CODE! LET ME IN! ALso can't wait to dirnk out of the fancy glasses , chalises even i would say, from (e:paulmattterry) and (e:jill). Though the paint and glue on Jill's might kill me, but that is the price you pay for fancy drinkware fashion!

(e:amanda) , sorry i feel like i barely saw you at my bday. But thatnks for coming and i need to meet Nick again when i ma more with it. I feel like i left a bad impression. We need to do super veggies at the Juicery soon! I miss them oh so much!

Sidenote, has anyone seen crazy gas prices? I paid 3.59 a gallon today and had to wait in line for like 25 minutes at Noco by my house. My normal gas station had closed because they ran out of gas. Insanity! Time for more walking. Healthy me at least that will make!!!

Ok that's al for now -chadi

THANKS EVERYONE FOR THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY MESSAGES!!! THEY MAKE ME ONE VERY HAPPY (E:STRIPPER)!!

DON'T FORGET: TONIGHT : PMT's At 10ish
La Luna (on chippewa) at 11ish

Be there or be square!