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why my family is the best...

· · 🌡️ 73°F

my momma and sista totally came through for me.

i asked for my moms help.

i didn't ask @hodown, but shes gonna send me a care package. so not neccessary. but totally appreciated.


the elder ho ladies know how to hold it down, just like jlo, but ho style.


we should have our own perfume, i would call it ho style, for the upper class ho, who keeps it real.


anyway, fantastic sams can kiss my ass, nobody ever tips me there. sorry but this is 2006, what the fuck can i do with your shitty ass dollar tip? nothing. stop being cheap and gross and tip $5.

this is why i have an interview at a nice williamsvilla salon on monday. rich people know how to tip.

ok, @paul and i are off to the dmv to renew our licenses, and for me, my registration as well. they charge you by the weight of your vehicle, and mine weighs less than 2000 lbs, which will only cost me 26 dolla. score!
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💬 2 comments

  1. boxerboi ·

    good luck
  2. chaibiscoot ·

    a dollar? thats bad. i tipped this woman on elmwood 10 bucks because i felt bad that she took 2 hrs to cut my hair. she kept saying my hair is too thick! i absolutely love having my hair cut. and i think people who can manage my hair are gods. do you mind telling me how much you charge? i could tip you with some wine and indian food:) take care.

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