mobileCategory: self-loathing
11/19/05 08:01 - ID#26223
the many reasons why i suck, and,
the funniest thing i've ever done. ok. so im just gonna give it to you raw, here we go...
1. i lost my license, just a few days before my planned trip to ny for thanksgiving. now, im not going. (who's inviting me over for some turkey?):O)
2. i lost a 20
3. i lost my most favorite little clutch
4. i lost the last little bit of my gange
5. i don't think I've ever thrown up so much in my life
6. i came up with the brilliant idea to have white russians last night
7. i then drank way too many
8. i lost my glasses
and the only saving grace to all of this, is possibly the most crazy/strange/funny/dangerous thing I've ever done.
yes ladies and gents, [size=m]i jumped out of a moving car.[/size]
1. i lost my license, just a few days before my planned trip to ny for thanksgiving. now, im not going. (who's inviting me over for some turkey?):O)
2. i lost a 20
3. i lost my most favorite little clutch
4. i lost the last little bit of my gange
5. i don't think I've ever thrown up so much in my life
6. i came up with the brilliant idea to have white russians last night
7. i then drank way too many
8. i lost my glasses
and the only saving grace to all of this, is possibly the most crazy/strange/funny/dangerous thing I've ever done.
yes ladies and gents, [size=m]i jumped out of a moving car.[/size]
i really wish i could have been there to witness the jumping out of the car situation. BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!Permalink: the_many_reasons_why_i_suck_and_.html
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