Posts from March 2009

have you ever had that one friend who is a bully but never beats you up?

they are just extremely in control or love being in control and controlling...

sometimes very fun, other times scary and other times you want to punch them in the face, but you can't because they have asserted their power over you.

i have one such friend. i'm scared. the bully is coming for me.....ahhh!!

If you enjoy fast food, particularly the delicious meat, you may not want to read this journal.

I just finished watching Fast Food Nation. Do not watch this movie meat lovers! You will be disgusted beyond belief....

I like my steak very rare and juicy, but I guess now I could saw I like it rare and juicy with a side of feces...

The Momma Ho is coming back onto town tonight and she's gonna makes steak for dinner and for the first time in my life, I am going to say no thank you.

If you are a veggie go ahead and watch the movie, you might really enjoy the scenes of the kill floor where the cows are being skinned and dissected. Skinned cow-head with eyeballs intact anyone? How about some cow kidney? This is the movie to watch!

I am so disturbed... good movie, but so so gross. Makes me think about what I'm putting in my body....

they found 500 lbs of weed on fabolous's tour bus!!!!!!! 500!!??!!

i was just at his party last weekend, and i noticed a bunch of green lying around, but i didn't think it was part of collection of 500 lbs!

anyway, i know celebs get away with a lot, but i just don't see how he'll be able to rationalize this!

i am now going to continue my day as a law abiding citizen! ;)

seriously give me english lit, art history, fine art, or theory any day and i can make myself look somewhat intelligent.


the combination of math and science puts me in a sub-standard level of intelligence, and i cry a little on the inside.

:(

i'm hiding out.

im beginning to think no one will hire me as a teacher because i am present on the web. lucky for me all of my shining moments have been captured by my tech friendly friends and i fear when prospective employers google me, it won't be pretty.

the stuff you find isn't so bad, however, one pic of me leads to a link in e:pauls journal and right there, bam, he's naked full frontal.

i expressed this concern to @paul and @hodown who gave me really solid advice: be an exotic dancer instead. thanks guys, you always come through with great solutions to any sort of issue or problem i have.

now, let's all pray for a miracle or two: my stuff magically disappears from google, and buffalo magically heats up to at least 50 in the next three weeks, plsnthxgdbai.

ps. looooooove the lady gaga! i wish i could walk around in leotards and never wear pants.... wait that sounds wrong. but i do love her insane style!!!

yesterday i was on the freeway and here was a bee on my car. i've never been stung and i feel like maybe i might be allergic, and i nearly killed myself and other people. it was basically one of the scariest moments of my life.

to @mike: when i was little, i was in toronto with my childhood bff and we were in chinatown for chinese new year and this nice old man gave us some candy bars. i was so happy and immediately started eating mine, and halfway through i looked down and there were worms crawling all over it. i showed my friend, but she didn't really care, and then i just threw it out and didn't say anything. when i think of that, i am still horrified. so, i know exactly how you feel, it's life changing because you will never look at fruit the same way again; the same way i don't look at chocolate bars with lust. it's more when i think of chocolate bars i think of worms and puke and gagging.

t minus 24 days until my buffalo arrival.

@hodown bought me this a long time ago.... i don't know what i did with it, and i want another one. sooooooooo cute! and the slippers you use to clean your phone!


plznthxbai.

my mother just spray tanned me in her shower. i was basically nude. then i ran around to try an dry it faster; i am insane.

but at least i will have a hot spray(non-cancer) tan for my hot outfit saturday night!

i know what you're thinking, well, no i really don't, but i have been working so hard the past month and it's a sea of 14-16 hr days and this party is gonna be sooooo much fun.

oh the stories i will have to tell the grandkids one day!!!

:)

and it'd better warm up because it's been in the 50's all week, and i can't take it anymore.

i think the math test went well....

my math tutor just cancelled on me because her fiance and son are sick... or did she party too hard???

i am currently in a state of panic because i will fail this exam tomorrow without some serious help. eeeeeek.

she says she can help me tomorrow before the exam, but that is not enough.

i have already called a friend begging for help... i will do pretty much anything, i just need to get at least a c on this exam. screw a's, i just want a c.

NOT a good way to start the week. stressed about things like math....

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. :(

i am now going to say a prayer.

the kind of begging i speak of is the more grown up positive kind. i think i convinced my boss to give me a f/t job.

also, she doesn't have an issue with me taking a week off in march, so blo is awwwwnnnn!

i suppose having faith does work, and also keeping a positive attitude.

i can't wait to see that baby girl and give her snuggles and kisses!!!!!!!!!

since i will no longer be working with the kiddie, i will be long overdue and in need of hugs and love from a little monster cutie.