So I was watching Ellen doing stand up on comedy central the other day. She is hilarious. Like just seriously funny. I think too of my favorite parts were when she was talking about how lazy people have become and her two examples were: (It might not come across as funny typed here but I hope it does cuz it was hilarious)

-she was talking about breath strips and was like "really, we've become that lazy that a breath mint is too much work. I've had a long day at work I just wish I didn't have to use all that energy sucking on a breath mint and it just takes so long. Just put on my tongue , i'm too tired"

the other one was super hilarious she was talking about Gogurt (the portable yogurt for those on the go). She was like " i was never aware yogurt was holding so many people back from the life they wanted to have. That really it was so time consuming it was keeping people from getting anything done. She then pretends to answer the phone and is like

"yeah, hi Tom'
"um, no , i don't think I'll be able to go see a moive tonight"
"No, I just opened a yogurt so its gonna be a while"
"no, not even a later one, its a yogurt with fruit on the bottom. You know how that is. I think I'm in for the night"
"yeah maybe next week"

ok neither of those sounds that funny here but it was hilarious and you should watch her standup!

I'm on my way to my second physics exam (FROM 7-9 pm tonight. How ridiculous is that to have an exam at 7pm on Friday night when it is not a night class!!! grr) Anywho, hopefully I do slightly better than last time since these people are so friggin smart and ruining the curve I was hoping for. Seriuosly if I do bad I am afraid I might have to kiss pharmacy school, at least at UB, goodbye!

So lately I have been realizing I want to see more live theater and stuff cuz I enjoy that stuff a lot and there is a lot here in Buffalo and I don't go enough. So me and (e:mk) are making plans to see Tick Tick Boom and Spamalot and the musical at the highschool she teaches at (which includes a boy dressed as a dog playing Todo in the Wizard of Oz...how can you beat that....and for only $6 none the less!). So anyway there is lots of cheap and expensive theater around here to see but one thing I realized is I NEED TO GET GLASSES! I really can't see as I have said befroe but am too lazy to go get the eye test and pick out glasses. Glasses are so permanent. They seem scary to pick out a pair I will wear all the time. But really seeing all these things will be for nothing because I can't see anything unless I am right in front of the stge. Hopefully all these exciting shows awaiting me finally give me the incentive I need!

And I leave you with this random picture. Could I look any less interested and more annoyed by their adoration. I guess that is what happens when you are worshiped so frequently haha

That's right, Oscar night. My favorite night of the year. I started watching preshows about an hour ago (yeah like 1 pm , a little later than my usual 10 or 11 am start). And now its all Oscars , including an Oscar party at my friends house, til they end around midnight! I love celebrities! I love yearly recaps! I love drunken E! hosts! I love it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pardi Gras 2007

These pics go with the post before this: I never really post photos, I think I am gonna start trying to:


I don't know that I could ever take a body shot off my hairy belly button. But....

Friday night was probably one of my least classy nights ever (and many of you have seen me on some pretty classless nights). Lets just say me and (e:beast) went to Frizzys with two people from my work (who I am totally embarassed to see when we have to work together again!) and I got really drunk and so did (e:beast). Let's see

We ended up doing body shots off a table in the back becasue Frizzy wouldn't let us do them on the bar...classy.

I called my one coworker telling him my other coworker is a ho like in a joking way....classy one time perhaps...not by the third call

Haiving my coworker show her nipple ring to the people that use to live in the front half of the 444.....supa dupa classy

Then i was yelled at by Frizzy for being too wild which we were not being wild. Frzzy was really drunk and he was like you have to calm down , you are being way too wild...and we so were not even at that point.

Frizzy then yelled at me saying he know who my brother is and where he works and he knows all about that. And I was like Roswell? and he was like no but kept yelling at me.....classy (well mostly classy on Frizzy's part, I was pretty normal for this whole situation)

Three of us going back to this crazy kid's apartment where the dog bit (e:beast) and then me and my coworker tried to steal this huge bag of bagel chips out of their cupboard and got caught by the really crazy kid (or were we the really crazxy kid?) no he definetely was who was like "um don't steal from my cupboards" That was relaly awkward cuz we really shouldn't have been stealing from their cupboards and were totally caught red handed....but tried to make it like he was crazy for being mad we were stealing their bagel chips

He did have tickets to Justin Timberlake though that we wanted and tried to get him to give us...but alas we didn't get them

ok this post doesn't make the night seem to unclassy but it really was and the more I get a message from teres the more each of us remembers different parts of the situation and are enlightened to our lack of classiness.

Really dreading work this week!

Today while driving my Frontier Lumber on Elmwood near Hertel I told JIll how for most of my life for some reason I really believed Tim Allen worked there. LIk eI never even found it odd, that is just how it was. He worked there. ONe day I said it out loud and my parents told me he didn't and i was shocked. I don't know why I always thought he did but I just assumed. Mind I was not super young at this point. So anyway I am telling Jill this and she says her favorite part is that over all those years I was so sure he worked there, I never went in to see him. Me, who adores celebrities and everything aobut them, never thought of going in to see him. Well I ugess I never really thought of him as a celebrity!

you know Tim Allen of the Home Improvement/Santa Clause fame (plus he stars in any movie that involves a talking dog) Really he is not so good or A list or D list for that matter in my opinion but a celebrity none the less. I always wonder how he keeps getting in movies. He really is merely a man who can say stupid things and talking to animatropnic dogs and belch but not even in a cool fun unique way. Celebrity..i tihnk not.

I swear this is my last post about physics but seriously it is like half my life right now. After seeing (e:terry) in the hall at UB , I actually had a good physics recitation. The TA actually really cleared up a whole bunch o fthings. Of course it is just for this chapter but still it will help. He also went over the test and now some of those concepts make much more sense. Now if only they could start clearing stuff up before I have to do it instead of after. Anywho, on this homework I am doing much better than last week so far. We'll see, I am only halfway done but things in physics are looking up....slightly!

There is this little plaza in Kenmore that is so random. It is on the corner of W. Girard and Elmwood and the tenants are Mustachios Pizza (i don't liek the name, it makes me think there is hair in my food), A discount Bridal Store, a store that say We Sharpen Anything, some random computer/technology store I am not sure what they are and a Christian Book store. None of those businesses go together. And they are all just so random, how did they all end up together? I just had to share it!