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Sunglasses Fiasco and Weekendness

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Wowser! When @southernyankee comes to town, the partying don't stop. I love her! She is a non-stop bucket of fun. @terry already wrote about it and let me tell you , it was all that and more. FYI , Pink Monkey martinis are super tasty. They are strawberry banana flavored and sooo good. I had them a few nights in a row. And to top it off like I bought everyone a martini at Fugazi and there were like 10 of us and it was only $18. How crazy cheap is that and yet they were all soo good! Too bad @southernyankee is gone! I can't wait until she comes back again!

Secondly, I did @jenks quiz and it said Mike: lewd street performer. Could that be more perfect? If you're not sure, check the pictures from any party in the last few years and you will see my true inner street performer coming out...haha

Now the real point of this whole post. I love sunglasses but I always break them. I have had to buy some pairs numerous times in like a few weeks cuz I keep breaking them> Well now I haven't broke any in a while and I had found a pair in my car that I had forgoten about and loved and of course i left them on the seat, get out of a long day at work in a somewhat tired/angry mood, throw my pop bottle in the car....and of course it lands right on the sunglasses, smashing them to pieces.!! Why me? I should get sunglasses made of Kevlar or something.!!!
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💬 4 comments

  1. jason ·

    Ask Santa Paolo for some indestructible shades. I'm sure he can find some for you SOMEWHERE.

    Oh, and there was a SouthernYankee sighting at Mother's the other night. She's awesome.
  2. mk ·

    you have the worst sunglasses luck ever!!! it is seriously ridiculous. this story has happened on so many occasions. naturally being the genius that i am, i dont really know what kevlar is, but i'm thinking you could also write to the Nalgene company. maybe they could make indestructible sunglasses. or maybe you should just wear them all the time. OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO GET YOUR FREAKIN EYES CHECKED AND THEN YOU CAN WEAR GLASSES THAT ARE TINTED. GO TO THE EYE DOCTOR. NOWWWWW!!!!!! BEFORE YOU KILL US ALL!!!
  3. theecarey ·

    mmmm, those Martinis were fun indeed! We have to make it a mission to try every flavor they make!
  4. twisted ·

    Is that your lewd street performer, or are you just happy to see me? haha

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