mobileCategory: scorpion
05/01/08 09:48 - ID#44205
i woke up to this
i am scarred for life. and scared for life as well.
i found a scorp in my bathtub this morning. at quarter to 6. not really awake, but that did the trick.
i was peeing and there it was. thankgod my bathroom is being redone and i can't use my shower, imagine if i had gotten in the tub...
the momma ho was here and i swiftly woke her and she saved the day with her amazing shoe smashing techniques.
i must get strong and learn to smash as well, if i want to survive this rugged desert life.
it kinda looked like this. it makes me want to puke.
i found a scorp in my bathtub this morning. at quarter to 6. not really awake, but that did the trick.
i was peeing and there it was. thankgod my bathroom is being redone and i can't use my shower, imagine if i had gotten in the tub...
the momma ho was here and i swiftly woke her and she saved the day with her amazing shoe smashing techniques.
i must get strong and learn to smash as well, if i want to survive this rugged desert life.
it kinda looked like this. it makes me want to puke.
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current anthem
Raggedy Annie Plushapalooza '96 
I could not walk for almost a week because it was so goddamn painful. (Got bitten on the toe)
We were on vacation once and i saw a scorpion... all i could think were those nature shows that make you think they are super poisonous and fatal... so i told my brother to stay and watch it while I went to find a box... came back and asked him where it was... he had started watching tv and lost it. I couldn't sleep for like 3 days. But then someone asked if it was red or black, and said the black ones are fine, it's the red ones that are dangerous. Who knows.