Posts from May 2012

This is seriously news of the weird worthy.

B finally finished working on the addition to his his cave. Lets home his doesn't tunnel out of the backyard or drown in a torrential downpour.

Its so fluffy now but I can't cut it off because I will have a reverse beard, tanless whlte stripe.

The food is totally amazing. I had saffron and lentil rice with grilled chicken thigh. We also had this amazing dill and Lima bean rice. I would go back any day. I wish there was one downtown.

Total waste of time. You can't go near the water, no swimming, the water stinks anyways. The guys who went near the water in my photo got yelled at from above by loud speakers saying they were tresspassing.

Its pretty to look at but that's it. Just imagine if thr stank ass hoyt lake water went over a a waterfall.

The town there seems so country. We stopped in the Shur Fine and it felt like stepping into South Carolina.

This second year of my scam contract I am trying to actually go. Last year our membership amounted to about $100 per visit based on the few visits we made.

I hate going so much. The worst part is the music. Even my headphones can't drown it out. That and the loud people and grunters. When we go there is always this family of people working out where the father is screaming at the kids.

I miss the old gym so much. When this is over I think I am just going to go with some home equipment.

The food there is so good. Last night @YesThatCasey and I ate there for dinner. I had the seafood Pad Thai for dinner and a peanut butter creme brule dessert that was amazing.

I want to be young again.

What ever happend to you?

I had the best dream about food ever. It was about cloudberries. Unfortunately, they are not real. Well there are in fact cloudberries but not the delicious marshmallow/bread like pod ones I envisioned in my dream.

They were so amazing. Basically a long pod like a peapod but larger that had a brown husk. Inside of it were the cloudberries like peas in a pod, but longer like beans and fluffier. Each one was the consistency of a only slightly stale easter peep with a yellow/brownish colored surface that resembled perfectly baked bread. They had the most delicate sweet flavor with a hint of vanilla.

In the dream we were caught by authorities for stealing some wild cloudberries which was illegal because they were supposedly endangered. As I walked away from the ranger, I saw him eating the stash he confiscated from me. I confronted him and told him I thought he was just trying to scare me away so he could eat them all. He agreed and laughed.