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LeftOver Media from the trip

· · 🌡️ 49°F

Why did nobody mention that my pants were ripped today. Did nobody notice? I got home and matt was all, "You have a hole in your pants." In was ripped from top to bottom of the butt part. I wonder how it happend as I didn't hear a rip noise or get stuck on anything. Maybe I am just a fatass now.

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The Bat Rays we got to pet


The coit tower in san fran
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The Christopher Columbus Statue - what was he wearing - a miniskirt? Notice there is no fabric on his knees.
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San Francisco was really beautiful but way to high intensity for me.
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Three peeps in the park robbed by some jews.
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💬 6 comments

  1. mrmike ·

    Welcome home

  2. mike ·

    my coworkers pants were ripped down the thing today too. Random

  3. libertad ·

    How old is the christopher columbus statue? It would be cool if someone cut off his head like when bart simpson did it to that statue of Jebediah Springfield.

  4. mrdeadlier ·

    The posterior must have grown as the day went on; the rip definitely wasn't that big when you came in, lol.

  5. lilho ·

    you were stolen by jews, or ju-ju-bees, or whatever they are? either way, thats messed up.

  6. twisted ·

    SF really doesn't have to be so high intensity. It's just I was trying to show you everything while the weather was cooperating and you weren't at that pesky conference, haha. Ok, just kidding about that last part.

    p.s. -- I keep meaning to talk to Carl, but he's still pretty stressed out about knocking up his ex-girlfriend. Oops! Did I actually say that?

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