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Imagine this fun scenario

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This probably won't make any sense but I will know what its about when I read it ten years later.

Imagine there is this self important, needy, gold digger who lives in your neighborhood. Not only is she loud and obnoxious, she also only speaks a foreign language with a irritating, sharp accent.

Then imagine all of a sudden, you find out she is possibly moving in with you and you may have to dedicate your life to her needs and wants. To make it worse she comes with this whole entourage of loud pimps and they are going to rip out the gardens you built and replace them with a asphalt pad and a vending machine which sells even more things that attract even more pimps.

Then imagine everyone around you saying, well if she lives with you, you no longer have the neighborhood restrictions on your property. You can rent the attic without a fire escape or even build a freaking waterslide out the front window. Would you hate her any less? What if it meant you had to give up english?
184 words · edited May 5, 2011

💬 7 comments

  1. mike ·

    what the heck are you talking about?
  2. tinypliny ·

    !!! What have you been smoking?
  3. leetee ·

    "This probably won't makes sense...."

    Uh, yep, it doesn't make sense, at least to me.

    "Imagine This Fun Scenario"

    Doesn't sound the least bit fun to me...
  4. paul ·

    I figured this would not make sense to anyone else. It is analogy for something completely unrelated.
  5. tinypliny ·

    If I had to take an educated guess at the analogy, I would say this is about some future-incompatible terrible vendor application at work.

    It makes sense now.
  6. jon ·

    Oh man, I don't want to give up "English" for "Chinese".
  7. metalpeter ·

    Well Knowing @paul and that is says work that it is some computer related a thing... I know he is an anti mircosoft guy... So I'm guessing it has something to do some kind of computer program that is used for one thing but makes everything else worse because of that program it only works with other certain programs......

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