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Cooking the turkey

· · 🌡️ 29°F

I am trying to cook a turkey right now. Wish me luck. I am following the instructions found at

I still can't believe what a deal it was so such a quality bird.
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The separate the skin from the breast slide butter in stage was such a weird thing to do, but I suppose it will probably taste that much better. Turkey skin is so stretch I am surprised there are not turkey skin condoms.

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💬 5 comments

  1. tinypliny ·

    Good luck! Hope it turns out super-tasty and you don't have to eat out. ;-)

  2. jacob ·

    That looks so wrong. It should be a Tool song.

  3. zobar ·

    Oh man don't even tell me you went to Elroy's Discount Prosthetics. That place is bad news, man.

    - Z

  4. theli ·

    :::link:::

    Lalala...

  5. james ·

    wow. If the second piece of advice is "push your way deeper" I wouldn't be taking advice from that Lesbian fister.

    Though I am amazed you had a video so appropriate to this photo.

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