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Did someone pass wind

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or is that the new macbook fart - I mean macbook air? I am glad I have no interest in it. I have had so many apple computers and this has all the feel of the few freakshow apple hardware items that I have now as museum pieces.

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The powerbook duo 280c 1996 . Retail price like $3500ish - no usb - it did not exist and no optical drive, and no ethernet - you needed a dongle. I don't have the dongle or a CD that works with it so it still have a really pretty system 7 setup. I could never network it other than over telephone once I lost the dongle.

The ibook blueberry - one usb port for everything. That port died right after my apple care did. Before it died it was so annoying to unplug the usb mouse everytime. I wanted to charge something. It seems liek every computer I ever had starts to lose a usb port over time. Even my newest top of the line macbook pro has one that doesn't work as well and requires multiple plugging ins sometimes.

Sad to see no firewire or ethernet. Apple made firewire target disk mode which I think is one of the best things about apple laptops when you want to save them from some problem or copy data but this system doesn't have firewire either.

What about when there is no wireless and you want to plug in. Is that a dongle too. What if I want to stream movies to my TV and use a mouse. Now I have to carry a usb port splitter, a vga usb cable, and mouse and a usb ethernet adaptor. Couldn't have just been 3.05 lbs.

CONS
1. no firewire
2. one USB port
3. no ethernet
4. no optical drive
5. no built in graphics card
6. Price point $1799!!!! That seems so crazy when compared to the low end macbook pro for $1999
7. 2GB of ram
8. no dedicated graphics
9. 4-5 hours battery life - that is so super fucking lame. That is the one thing that laptops need to update right away. Battery life is so out of date with the other technologies. How can this laptop remove everything else and still not have a longer battery life. Is it better with the extra $100 for the solid state drive, lol.?

PROS
1. 3lbs
2. sexy design

This is so similar to my complaint with the iphone. It seems like design is really starting to trump functionality with apple. Liek why didn't they release copy and paste with the update. Or how about streaming radio or mobile ichat. I mean it is only software between it existing or not, not like it requires much of an investment on their part. That reminds me too much of Sony, I hope it stops.

If someone gave me one I would still play with it.
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💬 5 comments

  1. joshua ·

    See? There we go. My list of complaints was rather short in comparsion, hehe.
  2. jason ·

    wtf? vga/usb exists? Hell if I knew. I'd love to know how that works.
  3. jim ·

    I think it's cool if you're on the go and your main computer is some beefy desktop somewhere. On it's own it's lacking for sure.

    I know I only want one computer - syncing multiple computers sucks.
  4. mrdeadlier ·

    What entity would EVER allow design to dictate functionality? That concept is so completely foreign to me. Thank goodness I've yet to ever experience this firsthand!
  5. paul ·

    Lets add some more crap to the make this a disposable computer list.

    CONS
    1. Built-in battery is not user accessible
    2. Apple's site indicates that the RAM is soldered to the motherboard.

    UNREAL:
    The Solid State Drive option carries a $999 premium for a 64GB drive

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