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Eating, 80s, crickets, porn, and basra

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Okay so why are bugs and food a running theme in my journal this week. I guess food has always been the theme of my journal in some way, it is the energy that I use to make the site and other things happen - so I suppose that the food I eat is an appropriate topic. Usually, I like to eat really tastey things like scallops.

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But for some reason this week, I have had this incredible craving for Top Ramen Oodles of Noodles, so the meal consisted of $10 worth of scallops and 15 cents worth of noodles. I swore to myself that i would never eat them again after college but somehow they were just calling to me in the store.

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They are so cheap that it is really ridiculous that anyone is staving. I got a six pack for 90 cents and they taste quite yummy. It seems as though they have removed hydrogenated oil from the list of ingredients although I am not sure if their ingredients list is something that changes per package or not. It was hard ot get a clear picture with the steam.

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Okay, so anyone who glamorizies the 80s has truly forgetton what the the 80s and early 90s were like. I was going through some stuff I found in the attic. Don't pretend they are freaks. A lot of you girls looked like that.

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Sidenote - who forgets all the photos from their life when they move and hides a porn magazine with them. Double sidenote - very innapropriate - what woman enjoys eating some man's cum out of her vagina with a spoon and using a mirror to make sure she gets it all. I will spare you the pic.

Then I found this huge cricket in the basement, chipring away. I reminded me of my grandparents house over on Prospect. When I was a kid we would catch these black big crickets and keep them as pets. For some reason I never saw that kind in the suburbs.

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I will leave you with a peaceful video of basra eating. I really need a better video camera on my phone. Come on 2010 - I cannot wait.


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💬 3 comments

  1. theecarey ·

    oh shit Paul, you found my porn?!?!?!?!

    hehe-thats nasty- thanks for sparing the visual on that one. Remind me to bring my 70's Play Girl out sometime- hilarious--and hairy.

    'eating 80s porn crickets and basra'.Porn and Basra in the same sentence- I love the video of the hard shelled little man munching away.

  2. pyrcedgrrl ·

    Awwe. I rescued about 10 of that type of cricket from my 'rents pool a few days ago. The poor things were clinging to anything they could find to stay above water.

    Though, I must note that I did not go out of my way to rescue the gigantic brown spider I spotted. :-x
  3. metalpeter ·

    Well first of all was it a hot porno chick cause that is an important part. I will admit I have seen ads for movies where girls eat cum and even maydrink it. but out of her self now that is a little differant I will admit neve seen any adds for that. I don't even know how you could google that.

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