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paul’s journal

📅 May 2014

Buffalo Weather Sucks

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Its warmer in the whole rest of the country. Even Maine and Michigan are warmer. Ich bin lebensmüde. I am real close to just getting out of here.

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Who's your Mustache Father Figure?

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I got the strangest message on my blog.

guest says: Hey, My name is Eli and I was wondering about your mustache. I was looking for a sort of mustache father figure. I need to know your size. Paul, if thats your real name, you are the bear i can count on with my matters. It's crazy I met you because honestly I feel like we are the same person. My interests include polo, crochet, fencing, and I have recently been dabbling in free diving. But I'm a casual guy doing what he can before he settles down with that special someone.
Pen pal,
Eli



This is a picture of my current mustache.

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