📅 May 2014
Somebody is Holding Out
Buffalo Weather Sucks
Sometimes you lose your mind...
Who's your Mustache Father Figure?
I got the strangest message on my blog.
guest says: Hey, My name is Eli and I was wondering about your mustache. I was looking for a sort of mustache father figure. I need to know your size. Paul, if thats your real name, you are the bear i can count on with my matters. It's crazy I met you because honestly I feel like we are the same person. My interests include polo, crochet, fencing, and I have recently been dabbling in free diving. But I'm a casual guy doing what he can before he settles down with that special someone.
Pen pal,
Eli
This is a picture of my current mustache.





