🏷️ provincetown

They will stuff just about anything with lobster in Provincetown. Better said, I will stiff myself with just about anything stuffed with lobster in Provincetown.

Here you have a lobster roll and a lobster omlette.

I have never chatted with so many torsos in my life. For such an openly gay town, you think people would show their faces. My thoughts, butterface.

Yet having gone to the nude beach enough now, its interesting to see how many people are hot in every way but their face. Nude beaches are their paradise.

They have the creepiest dolls as the Provincetown Museum by the tower. I got a snapshot of this one to use as my phone's lock screen.

We hiked up the giant tower. Its an amazing structure. The attached museum is pretty interesting too. We learned a lot about whaling.

I got bit by some spiders. I now hate spiders. It is horrible. Its finally starting to heal like 4 days after of bliserting pain. Luckily, the ocean helps but other than that there is no help. I tried everything. On the positive side I don't get mosquito bites and everyone else is bitten up.

The part that sucks more than the pain is that it is now embarassing to not where a shirt as it looks like I have smallpox in that spot or something terrible.





I burned a spider I found in the room in hot water as retribution. When I get back I am going to kill every fucking spider I see in the house.

Kayaking is really fun. I definitely want one now. @joe's mom said she might have some racks we can use for the car.

Why is it that every tourist town has an ironic tee shirt shop? I really wanted this one. Might get it in on my way out.

What's up with the rubber duckies everywhere?

This town is filled with the hottest gay guys. Most of them are built like Adonis. The strange part is they all have this super fem voice that is so unattractive. I just don't understand what makes a masc man want to talk like that. Especially, men who are otherwise so visually masculine.