🏷️ hair

Imagine a whole Irish dancer truckload of these guys in a parade.

....America's best human hair. Who knew?

We went to the falls the other day and stopped at some ghetto fab suprette.

I hope I'm not all white by the wedding.

I wanted to be able to curl my mustache again after seeing a real nice looking one the other day so I decided to start by separating the mustache from the beard and trimming a bit.

I shaved my beard short. I actually like it scragley better but it looks so unprofessional. Sometimes I wish I could just grow it out like a fisherman.





I am getting so skinny from not going to the gym. I think its time to start working out again.

Its so fluffy now but I can't cut it off because I will have a reverse beard, tanless whlte stripe.

She just needed some hilites to bring out her skintone.

I think I have now tried every combo of facial hair. This is the
ugliest one. I don't think it will last very long.

I cut my beard and then tried to take a pic of my new facial hair.
Each pic came out crappy because of low light. The iPhone is pretty
terrible with low light conditions. This one was especially scary
because it only blurred my eyes.

I tried to give myself a haircut again but just trimming the sides. Unfortunately, that left me with a mullet. So then I tried to cut it shorter in the back too which gave me this really bad guido haircut. Then I trimmed the top to, not bald just short and it looked too military. Then I decided to turn it into a mohawk but when it was done I decided I was too old for that which took me to the next step - buzz cut.

Somehow this happens everytime. It makes showering really convenient.