10/12/14 11:54 - ID#59474

When Topless Ladies Were Acceptable Cigarette Advertisments

What would the gay equivalent be? Maybe a sporty guy smoking a cigar in short shorts with one sweaty nut flopping out the side of his shorts?

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Words: 28
Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 10/12/14 11:54

Category: allentown

10/12/14 11:50 - ID#59473

Allentown Fall Fest

Ate kettle corn, got some pies, ate some truffles. What it was really missing was pumpkin flavored stuff and hot cider or Glühwein. Maybe next year I should get a license and have a Glühwein stand.

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Words: 45
Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 10/12/14 11:50

Category: basra

10/12/14 11:47 - ID#59472

Giant Ass Tortoise

He is so big. I can barely lift him with my slipped disk and all.

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Words: 20
Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 10/12/14 11:47

Category: basra

10/10/14 06:51 - ID#59463

Scumbag Tortoise

The only thing groser than a shitty tortoise is a shitty tortoise who spent an hour rummaging through the compost heap.

I guess it makes sense that he loves eggshells seeing he is made of so much calcium. In the future I think I will just give him my dried egg shells.

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Words: 53
Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 10/10/14 06:51

Category: musicals

10/10/14 11:59 - ID#59460

Joseph at Sheas

Got to see Brian perform. The show was great. It's amazing how big the stage is and how high the ceiling goes.

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Words: 32
Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 10/10/14 11:59

Category: art

10/05/14 09:28 - ID#59455

Buffalebrity Frosting

Stinky had a great time out on the town at the Block Club party. I've been trying to let him out more.

Afterwards we frosted Mickey's back, ate Chilli and I got a belly rub. Was a pretty good night.

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Words: 42
Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 10/05/14 09:28

Category: weather

10/05/14 09:17 - ID#59450

Might as Well Snow

Tortoise is inside, the car was covered in hail last night. Warm weather is over ;(

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Words: 17
Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 10/05/14 09:17

Category: destruction

10/05/14 09:13 - ID#59449

Broken Crystals

It wouldn't matter if the screen was made of sapphire because I smashed my sapphire ring too. Someone needs a side job. Maybe having a bathroom floor made of rock while also being blind without my glasses in the morning isn't a good match up.

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Words: 48
Location: Buffalo, NY
Last Modified: 10/05/14 09:13

Category: garage

10/05/14 01:15 - ID#59447

New Garage Roof

Despite the new garage roof, we got water coming jn. The back of the roof just drains water into a puddle in the back which seeps water back into the garage. I think we need a gutter and rain barrel combo.