The Digi-Swan

Has you'll heard about "The Swan." HEre is the web site It is a new show on Fox televsion where two women "transform" each week with the help of plastic surgery and then compete to get into a beauty contest. It is truly insane.

However, I am waiting for is the cyborgian version of this show. I would be the first to admit that I need a little digital enhancement. How about a flash card slot in my forehead. Then after all of the digital enhancements, the contestants could have a network query or compilation contest. Fastest wins.