📅 March 2015

Before and after. I look like a totally different person. I kind of prefer the before.

Don't run and jump onto slippery wooden stairs with sandals on.

Look at that pot hole. I feel like baby Jessica could be down there. This winter killed it. This winter killed everywhere. I think the entire city is going to have to be repaved.

This isn't some cheap $2.99 Italian garlic. No this is White garlic. Not just white garlic but White German garlic. You know because the Germans are so into garlic. Because of its exceeding rarity it's also like $9.99/lb at the coop. Sometimes I feel like they have some bougie thesaurus for marketing.

Its a perfect end to a perfect day.

She really is everything.

We are now some new level of membership for 3 adults. The Orchard show was amazing but only a few orchids had a scent. The ones that smell like cabage patch face make me crazy.