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Why?

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A few questions have been rattling around my cerebral cortex.

What is it about the Thirsty Buffalo that has young morons parking expensive cars across driveways? I chuckled as Verizon had a beemer towed away last night.

Why is it when it is snowing and the same amount of snow is on both the street and the sidewalk, people inevitably walk in the street.

Why haven't I learned that when a television director says he wants 3 hours for filming stand-ups in the Rainforest, he really means he wants 9 hours all over the friggin place?

Why did a representative from one of the local city agencies tell me entirely incorrect misinformation about a gathering at the Library thursday night? I did a lot of prep work to talk to people who were apparently fictional.

Why is it when going down a narrow street people are either slow to give ground or hang up the phone? Both of these happened on Lancaster the other night.

Why did it take so long for Edrito's to return? I ate dinner last night felt immediately better. Nothing like a really well prepared selection of tacos with fresh stuff to make you forget about the week's travails.

Why did this week take so frigging long? First week of everybody back and it seemed to go on for a staggering length of time.

There, that's better.
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💬 3 comments

  1. metalpeter ·

    First of all @mrmike where is the Edritos ? That is kinda important.

    The walking in the street one I can answer for you since I do it.
    1. The street is all most all ways salted so there isn't ice
    2. Some people shovel or snow blow one cut (and they are ass holes for doing so) yes I have seen paths that my feet where wider then and when there is the second person you then some one gets to step in snow over the boot.
    3. Not everyone shovels so if you don't want to get your feet wet then you have to go from side walk to street so you might as well stay in the street.
    4. Often times when people plow they leave this big piles on the corners but then you have to climb over or through them so it is easier to walk in the street
    5. Kinda said this before but sometimes people don't get the ice up or there walks are slick when the street isn't

    For the thirsty Buffalo I don't know, I'll say Jimmy Macs is back with ads so lots of people come down and with snow there is even less parking then there was before.

    In terms of this week seeming long I'm guessing if you are like me you had two short weeks before it?
  2. james ·

    Everyone was feeling it. This week is just brutal. Cheers, enjoy the weekend.
  3. ladycroft ·

    why is it after reading your post i really want mexican food???

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