Category: freakishness
04/23/06 05:42 - ID#35925
itsy bitsy MONSTER
(delayed post due to computer issues..)
My fearless and fuzzy warrior, adventure seeker and Ferocious Bug (and marshmallow) Slayer. My Joe (Joseph, Joey, Jo Jo No Beans), the king of the apartment jungle...
When he is staring intently at something 30 feet away, I have learned to investigate, although occasionally to my great horror and distress...although, most often to my amusement (and occasional annoyance, "Joe, please don't pounce on my head at three am. My long tresses are not evil serpents of doom, really.")
This wasn't one of those amusing times.
"What are you looking at Joe?"
He's looking around, following something that I can't see, as lamps and curtains are in the way. But something is there, heavy breathing, licking its chops..
"Joe..?"
"ok, Joe.. what is it..?"
I was barely awake-- pretty much just rolled out of bed... so, rubbing my eyes, I go in to take a closer look..
OMG- Its HUGE! Kill it!! Kill it!!!!!!!!!
Ahh, its a giant, hairy, multi-legged fang baring monster lurking in my apartment. Staring, waiting..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I get up on a chair, "EEK!".. no, that's not right..thats for mice. OK, I get up on a chair, to take a closer look at the hulking mutant. I'm scared silly but fascinated just the same.. Joe climbs onto the furniture and up onto his cat perch to try to see what *I* am going to do with the spider. "well, what are *you* gonna do about it, huh?"
Trying not to scare myself off the chair..
(it was looking at me, sizing me up and down- I expected it to fling itself at my face)
upon much closer inspection..
(found that spider on google, not on my ceiling)
so, I abandoned the spider, as there was no way I was going to mess with it. I was afraid hulking Big Momma spider would come out and kick my ass. So, Joe and I went and sat down on the floor next to the front door and relaxed for a few..
ahhhh, sunshine and fresh air..
My fearless and fuzzy warrior, adventure seeker and Ferocious Bug (and marshmallow) Slayer. My Joe (Joseph, Joey, Jo Jo No Beans), the king of the apartment jungle...
When he is staring intently at something 30 feet away, I have learned to investigate, although occasionally to my great horror and distress...although, most often to my amusement (and occasional annoyance, "Joe, please don't pounce on my head at three am. My long tresses are not evil serpents of doom, really.")
This wasn't one of those amusing times.
"What are you looking at Joe?"
He's looking around, following something that I can't see, as lamps and curtains are in the way. But something is there, heavy breathing, licking its chops..
"Joe..?"
"ok, Joe.. what is it..?"
I was barely awake-- pretty much just rolled out of bed... so, rubbing my eyes, I go in to take a closer look..
OMG- Its HUGE! Kill it!! Kill it!!!!!!!!!
Ahh, its a giant, hairy, multi-legged fang baring monster lurking in my apartment. Staring, waiting..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I get up on a chair, "EEK!".. no, that's not right..thats for mice. OK, I get up on a chair, to take a closer look at the hulking mutant. I'm scared silly but fascinated just the same.. Joe climbs onto the furniture and up onto his cat perch to try to see what *I* am going to do with the spider. "well, what are *you* gonna do about it, huh?"
Trying not to scare myself off the chair..
(it was looking at me, sizing me up and down- I expected it to fling itself at my face)
upon much closer inspection..
- shivers*
(found that spider on google, not on my ceiling)
so, I abandoned the spider, as there was no way I was going to mess with it. I was afraid hulking Big Momma spider would come out and kick my ass. So, Joe and I went and sat down on the floor next to the front door and relaxed for a few..
ahhhh, sunshine and fresh air..
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love the pictorial... i know exactly what you mean about kitties staring "that way"... what do you see? Hate it when it's a shadow. Or was that just my cat?