""Hot enough for you"" written by Mrmike on estrip.org

08/02/07 01:30 - ID#40356

"Hot enough for you"

I'm spending the bulk of my time at the Time Warner office in Amherst and I'm trying to find the comedy in the inherent insanity. For example, three separate incidents yesterday: a couple comes to the counter and without fail, the male steps up and shows his knowledge by "asking about our DSL." Without missing a beat, the woman gently informs him that that is the phone company, we're at the cable store." Funny, sometimes, I don't even have to be here.

I had to stop downtown to apply for another position and stepped into see my current supervisor and I wound up getting dressed down for a few errors in the billing system. Makes you wish you don't show up sometimes. I was on my own time, and quietly hpoing to sneak out, instead I wound up refreshing my mind over what happened to one customer abour 10 days ago. No problem except that I talk to over 100 people typically on a variety of issues.

Feh, two days from vacation. Boy do I need it. The folks out here are spoiled, lazy and whiny but I do what I do what I do.

94 in Amherst at the moment -- Tell me there is nothing to global warming, go ahead, go ahead.

Not going anyplace on this vacation, just going to be nice to get some time away from the work to relax and hang with number one son while his sisters and Mom head off to the Women's Music Fest in Michigan. Tis' our time for guy stuff, rainy day at Dave and Buster's, sunny day golfin or going to a Bisons game and stuff like that.

I was mesmorized at the coverage of the Bridge disaster in Minneapolis last night. Given the vicisstudes of rush hour there, I'm amazed the death tally isn't higher. We've got CNN on in the office at the moment and they are on the edge of not having much new to say. The Minneapolis paper had a headline of "Down, Down, Down." It's a Rupert Murdoch world and we're just living in it.

Did win a Weggies gift card the other day, so the beer will be quality this evening.

Stay cool, peeps

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Category: traffic

07/31/07 08:08 - 62ºF - ID#40323

Yield doesn't mean "Goafuckinghead"

Knew Monday was going to live up to its name as I was leaving for work. I entered Gates Circle to catch the 33 by Elmwood.. Apparently, coming from the other direction on Delaware the notion of stopping a little and then entering the circle (Basically, waiting your fucking turn) was applying as a oblivious fuck in an SUV decided to go faster right in, anybody else be damned. Jerkass scared the shit out of me. Wasn't driving angry till then.

I get to my current office and had to seperate two customers who were actually grumbling out their place in line. One of my colleagues screwed her wrist up and couldn't lift anything. She was trying and doing the best she could, downside was all that stuff came to me and that spoiled rotten overprivileged middle aged fucksticks don't know how to behave.

I actually yelled "Do I have to pull this store over?" I guess with enough elan that no one said a word. I love my job.

Going home, I felt like I had a finished a 15 round fight. Cruising back via the 290, I watched as two separate SUVs (Must be something about them that cause brain damage) slip right in front of a Semi to make their lane change with about half a car length to spare.

Very grateful that there was some Labatt's in the fridge.

metalpeter writes at 06:59:08 07/31/07 - Comment #21456: I admit that I don't drive but if I did I would stay away from that circle. I'm sorry it is death (ok well maybe not at those speeds) waiting to happen. You have to many streets coming togather at that circle. But the bigger problem is that Circles arn't really commonplace so you get a lot of people who don't understand right of way and what a yeild sign means. I can tell you that basicly it means that anyone entering the circle has to give the right of way to people allready in the circle. But when you are behind someone you don't know when they are going to turn out and onto what street so you have to be carefull. But there is one odd thing about a Yeild sign that I think a lot of people may not know. It has nothing to do with pedestrains. A stop sign does and lights do. But when at that circle that yeild sign is only about entering the cirlce. When I walk it based on right of way I could wait for forever almost. Then when crossing it you can't really when walking because you don't know when they car you see is going to turn out so it is really tough. Yeah when you cross there is a raised part to stand on but there used to not be. Let me tell you that was some fucking scary shit just standing between those yellow lines. I think if people would just be patient then the problem you had wouldn't happen, but good luck with that.

james writes at 03:32:05 07/31/07 - Comment #21441: I was in the car with a friend, a Buffalo native who has been driving for nearly a decade. You would think the subtle nuances of traffic safety would have either dashed his oblivious brains across the dashboard or sunk into said soft pink brain and allowed him to live yet another year as a driver.

Well, we pull up to gates circle and the bastard just drives right in, both lanes in the circle screech to a halt. I swear I heard the impact of several cars and the screams of a thousand burning babies as we drove ignorantly along.

When I yelled at him he said "what? I thought they had to yield in the circle.

jackass.

So, apparently the mind of the driver is built off the grid and things like cirlces just confound them.

jason writes at 08:31:12 07/31/07 - Comment #21431: Hahahaha. Nice display of bollocks, Mike. Well done, man. Well done.

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Category: omens

07/26/07 11:54 - ID#40262

It's gonna be a good day.....

Didn't sleep very well last night, which there is nothing unusual about that, but I had a big interview this morning. Trotted out a nice light grey suit. Ipod cooperated and played some nice upbeat stuff through traffic. The interview went well and was free of the bullshit questions and actually talked about the job instead of my greatest weakness (blue eyes and a killer smile). Makes you want the job just because of the freedom from the nonsense. Interview finishes with me getting enough time to get home to change before the actual work day gets going. I hit the road and the Allentown Trading Company is stocking Aero Bars. Rapture! I know you can get em elsewhere, but seeing them (an awesome candy bar) on the shelf was a sign.

Got back in the car and the IPOD cranks up my u2 Buffalo Bootleg for the jaunt down the 290.

These are positive signs.

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Category: monday

07/23/07 09:32 - 62ºF - ID#40217

Grumble, grumble

For the past six years or so, the ex and I have been splitting the cost of a membership at the Holiday Inn on Delaware. They have a pool club that for a flat rate you get unlimited swimming pool access from 10am to 10pm, Memorial Day through Labor Day. It's not a bad deal and we can get cooled off with the hassle of the border or packing cars like you're temporarily moving. Basically, throw your suit on and go. The fact that the hotel bar delivers out to you helps too. Previous summers had us ordering LaNova for dinner and getting drinks from the bar.

I do wonder about the buffoons who own the place. They had a watermain break near the pool that put a serious crimp on operations out there. Shit happens, I understand that. They are getting ready to open the pool for what is left of the summer. Since two thirds of their usual swimming season is shot, the Hotel isn't going to run a pool club since the fucksticks in management couldn't come to any kind of consensus on how to price it. Two thirds of the season is gone. Deduct two thirds from the price, doesn't seem that hard to me. That sort of logic made me the befuddled male I am today. It's that sort of muddleheaded thinking that just pisses me off. You'd think they want to cultivate previous pool club so we all come back in 08.

Jerkasses.

In other news, here's a sign that I spent too much time fixing computers of the weekend. Simpsonized myself

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Category: news

07/19/07 09:05 - 66ºF - ID#40168

NYC Chaos

My sisters are both long time manhattan residents and probably wouldn't be happy in any other city, each resenting that the other is on their turf. That said, whenever stuff happens they've got a story about it. The Steam eruption happened right outside my elder sister's design firm. She got shooed off her balcony by an air quality guy this am.

They saw the "Big fun" start, but nobody in her place could be cool to run a camera. Can't say I blame em. Boss got her a car service home tonight though.

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Category: humor

07/19/07 09:01 - 71ºF - ID#40163

Chuckleworthy

I know "Paris" is old news, but this seems like one of the few appropriate takes on that whole embroglio.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

Category: random

07/15/07 07:36 - 71ºF - ID#40115

Battlin' fests

Took a tour of the Italian and Canal Fests today. The Italian fest is so trapped in time I'm pretty sure they are serving cannoli from two years ago. I had to work it for Adelphia a few years ago and hadn't been back since so after finishing all my domestic responsibilities I took a stroll. And it might have been 2005. It's all in the exact same place. The only going achieved was a little badly needed sun on me and a reinstatement of my waryness of any carnival ride still attached to its delivery truck.

Canal fest is another matter. Maybe it's being down on the water, maybe it was the entire bag of sugar inside my lemonade (it was really good), maybe it was hitting two baskets and coming home with a three foot tall Homer Simpson, but I liked it. I hung out on the one bridge between the goings on, watching the boats, quietly appreciating the women in same and felt very peaceful. Proper funnel cake has that effect.

The aforementioned tasty lemonade

Seagulls in search of fried dough nuggets

An unenthused Walgreen's, at the rate the new stores have been opening, this one should have had a sidewalk sale taking place

Curb your duck ( I think that is me and my shadow taking their picture from the bridge)

The view from the river bridge (essentially neutral turf between the Tonawandas)

Oh to have a water bike. What a good thing

In spite of the fact that the band was playing Pink Floyd songs (Nothing wrong with that, just didn't seem uptempo for carnival fun). It was worth checking out.

Since it is close to where work is these days, I may make a mid week return jaunt. It's a parade of mullets to be sure, but it's a hoot to people watch.

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Category: sports, sorta

07/09/07 11:15 - 76ºF - ID#40028

Classy Sports Move

I have new found respect for the Philadelphia Phillies. While playing at Colorado, an impressive rain storm blew in and the flying tarp made the news. The grounds crew was getting bitchslapped everywhere and all the Phillies players (the away team!) joined into help anchor the tarp and help the crew get things out of control. I thought this was insanely greatl considering they were the away team, they were winning, and the game could have stopped there. They were just folks helping other folks. It's what we need to see more of in pro sports. The home team with one exception was in the club house. Colorado fans were cool by applauding the effort. Check out the video if you haven't seen it already

metalpeter writes at 06:31:10 07/10/07 - Comment #20612: Here is what ads to the coolness the philies where winning and it was an offical game they could have let the guys strugle as the field gets soaked and unplayabe and win. Secondly they waren't losing. If they where losing you could say they just did it so that the game would continue in stead of them getting a lose. I would say this goes past sportsmenship someone or maybe a couple people saw there fellowman in trouble and went to help them out. It was nice to see a crowd that shows respect based on actions and not just what team it is. I will say that I'm sorry but most fans don't have that respect. The best example I can think of is when a Visting Team (I can picture Lacrosse and hockey) wins a championship and all the fan file out. Dude your at the Stanley Cup have some respect hold you head down in sadness and cry if ya want (If you lose in a close game in can be heart wrenching). Then Compose your self and admit the other team won. I'm not saying clap but give them the respect that they earned (this assumes there wasn't any cotroversy over a goal that should have counted or something). Yes sports can be verry emotional but still have respect. That Video shows that the Home Team fans had respect for the Philies for what they did and that the Philies had respect for the grounds crew, we need more of this in Main Streem sports.

joshua writes at 01:53:06 07/10/07 - Comment #20595: This is a great story - its a classic display of what I wish we saw more of in sports.

bridgette writes at 04:32:06 07/10/07 - Comment #20577: NICE!!! Talk about sportsmanship!!! That is certainly one of the coolest things I've seen in a while! And its awesome how they mentioned the karma thing at the end for the fly ball! HA! Yes, I too have a newfound respect for the Phillies... no fair weather fans there!!!! Thanks for sharing!!!

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07/08/07 08:38 - 78ºF - ID#40015

I'm a Bad Buffalonian

In lieu of buying coupons and wandering around Niagara Square today, I opted to just spend the same amount right at Fat Bob's to get it fresh instead of from under some warming lamp/torch. It's a little antisocial I know, but the taste doesn't seem to do it for me anymore. I know it's only part of the experience, but something about it just doesn't do it for me. I'm saving myself for the canal fest funnel cake and lemonade I guess.

Had an odd experience at the zoo. The ex bought a member card. I've used it with the kids a few times without fail. Today, the rep started checking the last name and the address and refused entrance since my first name didn't appear on the card. My driver's license still has the house address so you'd figure she would do 2+2, but no. "We want you pay admission ." I already did jerkass!

Did the Canal Concert last night (well, part of it) from the other side of the Canal last nght and it was pretty cool. I remember seeing the Psychedlic Furs at a bar in South Buffalo when Pretty in Pink came out the first time. I think I've aged better, but what the hey, you couldn't beat the price.

It's a quiet night and that is okay. I've been on solo duty all weekend. The Ex was gone, her parents were in Detroit, mine are in VA for a show opening. Twas me and the youngins all weekend. Was cool, but I had the thought that if I collapsed at all, kids would have no one to call. Weird the things you think about sometimes. Made me feel like I need a trip to compensate for all the field trip facilitating I've been doing.

IF I had any money or benefit time, a toronto sojurn at the least may have to happen.

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Category: school

07/06/07 08:42 - 63ºF - ID#39953

Any Chemistry Pros in the House?

My daughter tanked her Chemistry final, not intentionally. Part of me did want to give a 1000 lashes but she did pretty well in reversing a trend only to get sniped by the Regents final. Any Tutors out there? The fun part is dealing with the City Honors bureaucracy. They reminded me three times that registration for classes in summer is over now. I responded as only a parent could. I lied and said I was away (in reality, her mom couldn't bear to open the envelope). They asked that I come over Monday and meet with Guidance and the deed will get done.

One test can change entire dysfunctional family's summer. We were talking to her about it and I swear I could my lovely middle child checking to see if a beating was gonna happen. Much to her disappointment, her sister was all too aware so we didn't pile on, just made a plan to "Git her done" and pass the bastard.

Never thought Chemistry would be dogging me so long after having taken it.

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