"new city same bullshite." written by Flacidness on estrip.org

08/09/06 12:33 - 75ºF - ID#22471

new city same bullshite.

aint this a bitch! A mutha fuckas turnin 23 and is still not getting any ass. I mean damn; I was close real close but he fucked it up! So now it's back to the drawing board. The ladies love me though; oh yes these hoes stay throwing the tounge at me. I mean really? Honey theres a reason they call us HOMOsexuals. Stop trying to recruit, you all have enough straight boys. And since we on the subject of "straight" boys, my luck really hasn't changed with them either. I'm still hearing the same ol' lines: "I'm not gay but you are one sexy man", or the classic "i'f i was gay I would totally date you". Seriously people........I mean really it's depressing. This is for my fellow african americans who are on this site (3 of you) please tell yo cousins to stop going out in public and act like you have no home training. Just make life easier for all the white people out there who are already intimidated by you. TIP your server please, and please I beg of you when you are out to eat please keep the volume down to about a 6 you all are at about a 18? thanks (P.S.A.). I lost my cellphone on friday night while iwas in the middle of being molested by this chick, who I had to leave in the middle of SOHO. She just wouldn't stop. I really hope everyone is having a great summer and is staying hydrated, I'll see you cats soon. Real soon. NO I'm joking. NO wait no I'm not. (eat snacky smores).

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Words: 270
Location: Buffalo, NY

07/28/06 04:33 - 80ºF - ID#22470

kiss the boys and make them cry

you better keep and eye on your boys and lock 'em up tight.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

07/07/06 10:03 - 69ºF - ID#22469

takin it easy.

I'm gettin a new phone and a new ohne number FINALLY!!!! I hope everyone had a happy fourth!!! oh I need to mention that I haven't had a SINGLE satisfying sexual episode in a fuckin YEAR!!!! The good new is that I am close to breaking it luckily. I think i'm "taking it slow" with this fella. Although he did have a hold of my penis one night at this bar. Over the pants grabage though, not to be too tacky. My roomates are buying a house and want me to come with them. My basement apt might have a BAR!!!! Anywho catch ya'll soon on the upstate side!!! BIG UPS TO QUEEFA!!!!

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Location: Buffalo, NY

07/04/06 05:34 - 67ºF - ID#22468

leave your 7 behind!!!

at least I'll have a story to tell. CHAKA CHAKA!!!!! watch her on the bet awards. LORD IM CUMMIN HOME!!!! Thats a cool prince song. 7 55 hours I can't wait. I wanna do it with, INDEPENDENCE!!!! flirty flirty!!!

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Location: Buffalo, NY

06/22/06 03:43 - 80ºF - ID#22467

yeah baby

getting shit stolen from a bar, to roof hopping in queens while watching the most beautiful night view of the city, hanging out and drinking with complete strangers, and possibly another boy. Can I just say DAMN!!! Getting stuck underground for over an hour, getting a promotion at my job, I love this CITY!!! Things are going very good round here, I crazy miss my buffalonians like crazy. And can you believe I have run into more of them in this city??? My friend colin just moved here so thats exciting, we get to hangout all the time. My roomates are buying a house in queens and they want me to move with them where I would have my own basement apt, including a full bath, possibly a kitchen ( i don't cook so that dosen't matter) livingroom bedroom furniture from there house in PENN. For $400 a month unless I take care of the baby then it would be less. That kicks ass. I am coming home to visit very soon in july so my friends expect to see me, and loverly times will be had all around!!! Did I mentin the drinking problem I've grown??? Oh yes NY drinks, I have to stay home and not answer my phone if I don't wnat to get hammered. I love the fact I am never bored. anywho bye-bye everyone It's liquid lunch time for me!!!

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Location: Buffalo, NY

05/05/06 11:12 - 59ºF - ID#22466

boy and oh boy

YAAAWWWNN!!!!!! There is a reason they say NYC never sleeps, I first hand have experienced these nights. Dave and Busters is a lot of fun and is working me to death, on and off the job! Many a nights out am I. First bar: The Blarney Stone, kick-ass jukebox and they let you smoke at the bar after 1 am. Closing time comes and it's off to O'flarrety's for after hours untill about 6 am. I am not drinking the whole time I'm there mostly socializing. Breakfast time comes and it's some greek place whose home fries suck!! And then I'm in bed by 8 am. That night schedule has happened more than twice in one week. These people are trying to kill me. I found out that there was this bartender at my job was flirting with me like CRAZY!!!! You know the sexual looks, throwing crumbled napkins at me, asking me who I had a crush on at work and was determined I answer. Nice smile, dark hair and oh yeah thats right he's married. Yup married with four kids!!!! Well two are his wifes and two are his, but she dosen't know about his two kids yet for some reason, and his wife works with us also as a cocktail server. Where do these people come from??? I have a straight guy friend who I hang out with often now a play video games with, the straight weirdo quota has been filled. There is a boy kinda in the picture now, his name is ROSS he's a full fledge HOMO thank god, and he really likes me. We could be on to something here, but he's leaving in two weeks for four months in IDAHO. Things that make you go hmmmm??? I am sitting on a $400 check right now that I made from serving two private parties, I wanna save and use for my trip back to buffalo for a week. I miss you guys and can't wait to visit. Do you ever get the feeling that you are exactly where you should and need to be?

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Location: Buffalo, NY

05/02/06 09:44 - 59ºF - ID#22465

damn baby!!

day is never finished; masa got me workin' someday masa set me free. Dnb to the chillins, a man has his hands full! I am running on a good 2 hours of sleep coming from "Server Night at this bar which gives 4 dollar cocktails for all waiters. Damn good times. I'd rather be sleeping right now bu they you know!! My brother broke up with his awful girlfriend of five years. The bitch was holding him back. I'm happy for him. I might be a little drunk still....... It's quiet time all day for the kids!!!! Just kidding..... no I'm not!!!

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Location: Buffalo, NY

04/24/06 01:25 - 47ºF - ID#22464

loveliness

well lets just say the past few weeks has been crazy dun. From waking up in the hospitla.To my first walk around central park. Meeting a guy (straight guy) and working, working, working. according to my managers I have been making more money than my fellow workers, thats crazy good. HAPPY POST 420!!!! I had a BALL. On 420 I went to central park for the second time; it was a beautiful day. I met up with a guy named Chris (straight guy). We went to play pool at about 6 and were drunk by 7. We celebrated 420 with his roomate who looks remarkably like sandra bullock and is from BUFFALO!!!! Chris hadn't smoked in three years. Goodtimes. Chris and I wait for his lesbian roomate to come home and then we go back out to my first HOMO-bar in New York. What was the name???? Hell I don't remeber. All I know is that I was beating the Homo's off with sticks. My conversations went a lot like "NO I will not go home with you, NO thats ok, Yess oyu can buy me a drink thank you, sorry I am not going homw with you." Gay men don't take rejection well. My straight guy friend Chris offered to be my boyfriend to weed the other boys away. I love when straight offer to be your boyfriend at bars. My mothers birthday just past also and my sister tells me that my mother wrote her and would like for me to write her while she's in jail. I have her adress now and plan to do so in about a week; once I've figured out what to say. THings are going great I still need a new cell phone, oh and by the way if my cell phone didn't suck so bad I wouldn't have woken up in a hospital in FUCKING YONKERS!!!! Any who I am neglecting the kids right now and I have to get dressed for work. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! peace buffalo.

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Words: 333
Location: Buffalo, NY

04/12/06 09:28 - ID#22463

friends and friends???

This past week or so I have been busy working and making new friends, upset a friend so I had to make it up to her. Had an old friend trying to apologize to me after years of hurting me and taking advantage of me. Getting in contact with great friends from high school, never forgetting my friends back home. Being a great friend is a full-time job,and it's not easy trying to make everyone happy or even yourself. All that we ask is that we try our best. Without my friends, all of my friends I honestly would be dead. Or still with my nasty nasty family (ick). Thank you to all of you for getting to know this nubian slender male and calling him your friend.

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Location: Buffalo, NY

04/03/06 11:19 - 60ºF - ID#22462

Blue balls

Sex in NYCity! May not be a good thing. I go to my job for employee night saturday and get drunky drunk drunk. My straight searches for me in the midaway and fives me a BIG hug. He loves me. After everyone at work sees me in not so rare form, me and a bunch of other co-workers hit up our fav after work bar for eight pitchers. Good times, good times. This boy starts klissing me in the bathroom, he's way too drunk, I walk him homes since he was lost, I find out his home is a dorm. We kinda have sex? I realize where i was I get up, leave and nobody gets off. He's pissed. He tells me during our heavy petting that he was 20. TWENTY!!!! Yeah that was the main reason for my sudden departure. Do you think he'll call? Probably not. But I'm sure there is plenty more balding, TWENTY year olds with very very pretty eyes out there. I couldn't even hold a decent conversation with this boy. As I tried to get a little background on him, all he wanted to do was makeout and go down my pants. And we all know I am no bar slut, I don't dryhump and tounge wrestle at the bar. So tacky. Not my style.