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I really hate birds! Esp. City Pigeons. Why can't they be terrified of humans in the same likeness that I am terrified of them?
It's so pretty & sunny out that I am wearing my shades without any optical aid-thus making the bird sightings in advanced quite difficult.
Freak Birds...
Nothing like hearing the sound of crunching leaves approaching you from behind, only to turn around and its a freakin' pigeon!
Next they'll be toting guns and brandishing machetes in demand of your lunch. Freak Birds...
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💬 3 comments

  1. james ·

    There was a piece on NPR about how the midwest solved its passenger pigeon problem.

    It involved a recipe for passenger pigeon pot pie.

    seriously!
  2. southernyankee ·

    Guess you need Pigeon Pie to accompany your main Meat & Taters Dinner of - :::link:::
  3. james ·

    That is really funny. Especially since most people from France to Korea live in cultures that eat horse.

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