OK New category. Conjecture. It's where I drop some deep dark secret of my thinking that is probably just wrong to say out loud, but I can do what I want since I've prefaced it with a clause like "oh, I know you may be offended by this, but it's just conjecture so lighten up, I don't really think this way or at least not all the time, but whatever..." I digress let's get going,

I have a theory.

It's that extremely attractive people typically attract the most shallow of individuals, while their deeper more aptly suited suitors lurk in dark corners waiting to for a chance they'll never take, and everyone looses.

The marginally attractive people get to date the most since they're not so fugly that they don't have confidence and/or folks won't revile touching them.

And the supa homely get to have really weird sex everytime they have sex, cause really why would someone have sex with the fugly person unless they wanted to do something crazy that no one else would do.

I think that super hawt people are sometimes not as sweet as we imagine they are in our heads. Sweet ass, no shake. Huge member, no endurance. Nice face, bad breath. Happens. No one ever thinks of it when they see this kinda stuff:

HAWT


but she really needs a mint.

Worse, since hawt people are soo hawt, they're typically kinda dull. They've never had to try. Everything kidna falls into their lap. Which is where the dumb blond things comes from. Makes sense though. Why bother knowing anthing else if everything you want can be aquired by being ...you. Leaves those smart hawt people out in the cold.

Lastly, interesting hawt people have a love hate relationship with their hawtness. Only brazen idots and other dumb hawt people ever wanna be with them. It's sad, but often true. I'm guilty. I can't approach a supa hawt lady seriously. Supa smart ones scare me off too, but I want them. i want them all.

Ok, ok ok ok ok I'm ranting. I'm gonna stop now. Tell me what you think. Ever pass on a hawt person that you had a chance with? Ever get ignored by a timid person cause your milkshake brought too many boys to the yard? Ooh, better yet. Do this and report. Go "jokingly" ask a person who's too hawt for you out and see what happens. I'll do it to and report back, this could be fun.

Ok,

I haven't posted in a long while. I know.

I've fallen victim to the instant gratification of Facebook like so many others (there I said it), but there's things that I wouldn't want to post there that I think are better suited here (like anything longer than 140 characters).

Quick update. Meg and I are getting along well(ish). We really don't have that many gripes between us and life is returning to something that we both might consider normal. She's in school for nursing and doing well at it, which makes me happy (as pigs in poop). It wasn't easy getting here but it was worth it and you get gems like Halloween 2009.

Mya's dad and step mom came down and we all went trick or treating.

Here's a video of us while we waited for everyone.

Halloween 2009



So the title. Here's a short video of the Fern on christmas morning. I have to get a bigger data card for my phone. The video isn't terrible as you can tell from halloween, but this vid cuts short of a lot of really cuuuuute things, sorry and sorry I've been gone for so long.

I didn't think she'd get through the box...but she did.
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(E:strip) exclusive rousing finale

::Download Flash Video::

Kay that was kinda lame as an exclusive, but now that I know that those work I'll do more of them.

I have many more updates impending, but I'll get back to work for now. Maybe I'll see you at new year since the party's on. Otherwise, it's nice to be back.

So this is my first mobile post on my new HTC Hero, and I have to say, after a little bit of getting used to its prolly the best phone i have ever had.

The processor is a tad slow and it really can't stand much more than a few hour of constant useage before dieing, but all in all, its perdy solid.

This will be brief. I'm on a bathroom break so I don't have too much time but I will shoot up a shot from the phone so yall can see whaat kinda pics it takes. I even got a nice from (e:Matthew) on a shot I took with this ol' thing (that was exciting).

some old junk


rusty old crap

The MS opponent to Googles' ....Google. It is a platform that will allow you to develop and publish apps in a MS run data center.


I'll be updating this one too. Jim/Paul, I uploaded/emailed the vid 2 youtube, band as soon as I can see it I'll post it.

• Sensitive data you should publish, you can't publish this stuff any place besides windows servers.
  
• anyone can publish here, so crap software will make it in with a Windows Azure back end adding credulity to what evers on here.
  
• example:
  

I'm at the MS nerd talk where they try to sell developers and sys admins on new MS soft. Heres some pics vids n highlights. I'm gonna try to keep this post updated througout the day, so if your into it stay posted.

• Power point slides
  
• Search feature "cost benfit" for moving to Vista/7
  
• Multipul monitors in remote desktop
  
• Printer drivers abandoned by printer manufactures.
  
• - early ms software news
  
• Early adoptor program email: dstolts@microsoft.com, "add to momentum" i subject, but you must provide feedback to participate
  
• I got a relese candidate for Windows 7 should be good till Ocotber 22nd
  
• NEW FEATURES: Direct Access = built in vpn, always connected when you can use protocols other than http. Gimps the new built in security when using 3rd party apps like GoTo My PC, etc...
  
• Still 5 - 7 SKUs with different feature sets, price ranges still a ?
  
• App locker - allows you to limit what apps can run on your system. Hash based has some quirks.
  
• NEW FEATURE: Security Sheild - Any features that make changes to the system have a sheild next to them which throws an authentication dialog which flushes the keyboard and suspends all other apps.

Panarama of the first class


buncha old dudes


Answering the question: "Since 7 ships with IE8 how can I support 3rd party web soft that only runs in IE6"



The new Ruh?


-- this blog written by a windows mobile phone

8:41 pm

I'm at SPoT elmwood right now and I wanna talk to someone cause Vic Lazar has to go to band practice, and you don't.

So. I've been without the company of a woman for quite a while now. Relationships end before you stop seeing each other. There's the hospice period, but let's move past this obscenity.

Um, I have guilt at some level for the urges that I know I must satisfy, but really I know I'm only human, so I try to put the ill feeling out of my mind. That's how I deal with everything difficult that I must endure. I put it out of my mind. It's served me at times and other times it really fucked me.

ANECDOTE --

I was 21ish 2nd or 3rd year in college and I met this girl who looked like Wendy of the famous fast food chain Wendy's. She was amazing. Bizarre. Unpredictable. Adorable. Celibate. Damn near straight edge. If you knew me at the time you'd know who much of a match we were.

She got into the Disney program and went to Florida. My band would suffer if I went so I stayed home. I felt like she took a pice of my life with her and it hurt so bad i just put her out of my mind. She'd come back eventually right? I wouldn't have to miss her at all if I were busy with other stuff till then.

I didn't call. I didn't write... not even on her birthday. OK, even then I must have realized how much of an ass-hole move that was, but what is forgiveness if not something with which you can forgive?. Even though I gave her a laptop to stay in touch with her.

Her friends were not impressed with me. When she called to break up with me I was totally unprepared. It eviscerated me. I was ruined.

I put it out of my mind. it passed.


-_-_-_-_


So I'm putting the guilt out of my mind. I'm putting the frustration out of my mind so I can function. I know that right now I am creepy. I do things that are impulsively inspired, and entirely outside of my control. I start behaving like that woman on the elevator at the C&V. She was so sickly sweet and invasive. Wearing a lab coat. Carrying test tubes. Persistent. Relentless. Her piercing eyes. Her wet constant mouth shaping those words. The questions she'd ask without trepidation.... ::shiver::

I did something crazy last night. There needs to be an account of this. it was a fantastic display of debauchery and bravery...ok alcohol. Big assed drink night at the Cathode is always the beginning of a journey you're not prepared for. It was fun. I'm glad it's over. I wish I could remember her name. Then I could find it in my phone and call her... it's in there. Mocking me.

This weekend will be awesome. I get the bb's and we're going to the art festival after nap time each day for as long as we can stand it. Her affection and love always distracts me from what ever ails me. I hope we see you out. I'll be the really happy tall one, she'll be the really curious short one.

Love you guys.
All my heart.
Tony.

...in your heart when you see 4 player new mario brothers....



can't.

Ok, so I'm lookin' at your post counts as I close this window and get to work and I'm seriously a lightweight on this site... Really Jim 500+ !?

I'm turning over a new leaf. I'm going to start posting videogame reviews up here. I got to pump up the count... and um practice writing and get more social again. Yeah...


Look at my laminess

went to see an old friend today.

she's the mother of three. Two of which are twins.

the lil girls cheeks are super squishy and remind me of my Fernie when she was a tiny bb.

Her son Mateo and I ate BK that I brought over.

Gross I know.

He didn't want the fries

I ate all mine

He didn't eat the patty, because It had cheese on it.

Mine didn't have cheese. It's not longer in this world.

I feel like taking a McNap.

I hate fast food.

Burgas are not your friend.

(WIKIPEDIA - Absenteeism)

I'm still alive.

Barely.

But I'm here.

I missed St. Patties.

I miss all of you.

I've been hanging out with my bb's a lot though. They've been really cute.

Fern and I don't really have a day time thing yet, but she ends up sleeping next to me most nights. Which is bad I know, I have to start breaking her of that tonight. She's becoming a new kind of night terrorist.

I'm very tired often. She's a tough one to get comfortable with.

Mya and I have and addiction to sweet kids shows. iCarly, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and (cause I'm a terrible parent and can't resist) Star Wars: the Clone Wars. Yeah, it's violent indoctrination, but I love how many women and girls are empowered and capable in that show. Mya does too. She wants a blue lightsaber, like Ashoka's, and she thinks Anikin is, in her own words, "handsome". (PS. She hates Darth Vader and has no idea who he really is... don't tell her if you see her!)

Megan and I broke up after giving it a shot for 2 long years. I know we haven't made all the best decisions over the past few years, but I hope that it doesn't undo us entirely. I know it won't. I won't let it. If it comes to pass that these lil goobers aren't in my life everyday things would be different All in all I'm prepareing for the worst, and hoping for the best. Sitll I don't know if I could survive without Mya's cool and gentle hand of guidance. She very sternly reminds me to brush my beard every morning while making some fancy foot magic with Mario on her DS.