01/26/10 05:17 - ID#50914

HAWT PEEPS

OK New category. Conjecture. It's where I drop some deep dark secret of my thinking that is probably just wrong to say out loud, but I can do what I want since I've prefaced it with a clause like "oh, I know you may be offended by this, but it's just conjecture so lighten up, I don't really think this way or at least not all the time, but whatever..." I digress let's get going,

I have a theory.

It's that extremely attractive people typically attract the most shallow of individuals, while their deeper more aptly suited suitors lurk in dark corners waiting to for a chance they'll never take, and everyone looses.

The marginally attractive people get to date the most since they're not so fugly that they don't have confidence and/or folks won't revile touching them.

And the supa homely get to have really weird sex everytime they have sex, cause really why would someone have sex with the fugly person unless they wanted to do something crazy that no one else would do.

I think that super hawt people are sometimes not as sweet as we imagine they are in our heads. Sweet ass, no shake. Huge member, no endurance. Nice face, bad breath. Happens. No one ever thinks of it when they see this kinda stuff:

HAWT

but she really needs a mint.

Worse, since hawt people are soo hawt, they're typically kinda dull. They've never had to try. Everything kidna falls into their lap. Which is where the dumb blond things comes from. Makes sense though. Why bother knowing anthing else if everything you want can be aquired by being ...you. Leaves those smart hawt people out in the cold.

Lastly, interesting hawt people have a love hate relationship with their hawtness. Only brazen idots and other dumb hawt people ever wanna be with them. It's sad, but often true. I'm guilty. I can't approach a supa hawt lady seriously. Supa smart ones scare me off too, but I want them. i want them all.

Ok, ok ok ok ok I'm ranting. I'm gonna stop now. Tell me what you think. Ever pass on a hawt person that you had a chance with? Ever get ignored by a timid person cause your milkshake brought too many boys to the yard? Ooh, better yet. Do this and report. Go "jokingly" ask a person who's too hawt for you out and see what happens. I'll do it to and report back, this could be fun.

fing writes at 10:30:26 01/27/10 - Comment #54662: Tony I think you are mostly correct. I think you have put this in some logical order. The thing I don't understand is your use of HAWT. Why would you take a 3 letter word and replace it with a 4 letter word. That would be like saying I am getting me some SECK tonight instead of just saying SEX? Does that make any sense? Although SECK is a real word I think you know what I mean. In this day and age shortening up words into acronyms or just making a word shorter is all the rage. Maybe using HT instead of HOT might be a good start :) I am also offended that you think I have no endurance!!

metalpeter writes at 08:08:55 01/27/10 - Comment #54653: What your saying makes a lot of sense. The thing is I would never go up to Megan Fox cause I know I wouldn't have a chance. The part where things get tricky is that when one person approaches another (not just a random meeting like you see a girl reading the sports and you ask her did the sabres win or she sees band on your shirt and wants to know where you got it or something like that) it is based on you finding something about them hot. But you still at some point need to think you are on the same level or at least close.

I think where things can get tricky again is that often times someone will let someone who is hot get away with more stuff in a relationship and sexually not saying that is a bad thing. Well again cause when you go out you are with the Hawt babe and when you are doing a 68 and she all ways owes you one you don't care cause you are eating hawt girl pussy.

But see this just leads to more problems because often people who are hot do get things because of it. Then that leads to people thinking that since you are hot you didn't work it. Best sports example is Tom Brady, a lot of people think he is a pretty boy and didn't work for any of his Success I think that might be why so many people think Manning is better but who knows?.....

If you are one of those hard workers who is hot it must piss you off if people think you get over on just your looks.

I will ad this as a final note I'm sure megan fox could get me to do some stuff that sexually I don't like, but I would try them for her. I bet Terra Patrick or maybe a couple other porn stars or Jessica Alba would get me to do stuff that I hate even more......

james writes at 11:22:32 01/27/10 - Comment #54640: Um. I'm like, super hot, and I am totally superfacial. I mean. Have you seen my face? It is totally super.

But I am not shallow. I, like, donate to charities for important things. Like, dolphins and junk.

jason writes at 10:19:37 01/27/10 - Comment #54639: Yes, extremely attractive people typically attract the most shallow of individuals. Usually it works out for them, because they're also typically shallow. Not in every case....but if you don't have to develop a personality or a conscience why do it? That's hard work.

The ones who are beautiful and have a head on their shoulders are very rare, but they need to connect with someone intellectually. If you're interesting yourself you have more of a chance than with the empty heads.

lilho writes at 12:26:44 01/27/10 - Comment #54632: ok wait, i think your theory is mostly but not all true, and depends on what kind of "hot" person they are and what area they live in and who they hang with.... but your theory is mostly true i think, true and sad....

lilho writes at 11:59:29 01/26/10 - Comment #54631: not all hot people are boring. some actually are super cool. but they are never single...

vincent writes at 09:44:01 01/26/10 - Comment #54629: Yea, I think you're on to something.

iriesara writes at 07:31:23 01/26/10 - Comment #54626: Not that I'm skinny now. Just wanted to qualify.

iriesara writes at 07:01:50 01/26/10 - Comment #54624: I concur. I've been on both sides. I've been fat & I've been skinny. I've been pretty & presentable as well as fuggo & homely. All in all I find it's much easier to be average. Too much vanity involved in vanity. Plus, as a skinny girl, I hate when girls look at you like your an asshole, and guys like you're a bitch. You just want to say, no, I'm actually a nice, interesting (I think) and somewhat intelligent person, not whatever you think I am by looking at me. And vice-versa.
It's all about the disarming-ness of approachability.

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