metro freaks
I am seriously tired of the metro train freaks who push their tools in my face in the morning while I try to read the paper and forget about the terrible commute; I also hate the pervs who sit next to me who try to feel me up inconspicuously; AS IF!!!! Yesterday I had to get off the train because this man kept trying to feel my legs up. YUCK! I was utterly grossed out. It's too early in the AM to deal with such foolishness.
Everyone seems to thing that my balls have rescinded because of my mild mannered attempts of handling these situations. I just try not to cause commotion on an overly packed train. I am trying to plot my escape; Esp when sandwiched in a seat. Yesterday I ran so fast I nearly knocked people down in pursuit of a safety zone! "Outta my way, PERV in train car #6!!!"
It's so weird because there are all of these CL missed connections
from on the train & it's passerbys. Are they all freaks too? Probably!!!
I need to make a t-shirt with terms stiched across the boobage area: "FREAKS NOT APPLY" or "PEPPER SPRAY KEEPS FREAKS @ BAY"
Everyone seems to thing that my balls have rescinded because of my mild mannered attempts of handling these situations. I just try not to cause commotion on an overly packed train. I am trying to plot my escape; Esp when sandwiched in a seat. Yesterday I ran so fast I nearly knocked people down in pursuit of a safety zone! "Outta my way, PERV in train car #6!!!"
It's so weird because there are all of these CL missed connections
from on the train & it's passerbys. Are they all freaks too? Probably!!!I need to make a t-shirt with terms stiched across the boobage area: "FREAKS NOT APPLY" or "PEPPER SPRAY KEEPS FREAKS @ BAY"
I just like to caress women's hair softly while they're turned away... with my tongue....
just kidding!!! Here's a funny story in a similar vein: !!http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/10/13/11481/198