Category: funny
08/22/07 06:03 - 73ºF - ID#40675
Gotta get it
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: random notes
08/22/07 12:51 - ID#40672
Happy Hump Day
My younger sister is getting married in October and that's fine. She made a big pronouncement about an unconventional service, which has rapidly descended into a run of the mill ceremony. That in and of itself is no big deal, but it's easy to pay the price of her decision making consequences. She's involved in NYC theater so the family tends to get treated as an audience member a lot. The ceremony is in Fishkill, NY on this resort/country club. She is having a dinner the night before with an esoteric menu. I made the suggestion that maybe she might want to ditch the pork entree and do a chicken thing instead. I was thinking of my own kids who have never eaten red meat and ain't about to dig into eggplant parm. She wanted the pork thing for our older brother, who is autistic and developmentally disabled. He also travels pretty well though so we've tried to tell her that she doesn't need to deal with caterers on that level since it will only mean a greater expense.
The hell do I know...
Got rejected from a job I interviewed for a weeks back. In the grand scheme, I really didn't want the gig. It had the salient virtue of being back downtown and 8 to 5 and such, but the actual task wasn't all that appealing. What made the whole exercise remarkable was the rejection came via email. That for me was a first. I used to have a mosaic that I made of all the letterhead that intially told me to fuck off post college.
Onward and upward...
Went to see Superbad on Monday and laughed my fool head off. I should be beyond that stuff, but sadly it still tickles me.
Whined to my boss at the Bills games for a change of assignment so I can see more of the game and its goings on. Guess you're never too old to successfully pout.
Banked a couple hundred dollars in commissions for July and it's going to pretty much disolve into school supplies for the youngins.
Got passed over by a woman who was turned off by the fact I had kids. What the fuck? That is a guy thing to do. I don't understand what the world anymore. No second date there. Her loss.
The chocolate dipped strawberry blizzard at Dairy Queen can cure what ails you. Trust me.
Finagled a trip to NYC proper in mid september. My elder sister's firm is getting taken over by Upper Deck (the card company). The previous owner is divesting the rest of his season tickets to the Yankees and hooked my sibling with Yankee Red Sox seats. The game takes on an event like nature and I'm scraping together the funds to go. You don't even need to be a baseball fan to savor all that goes into Yankee Red Sox meeting in the Bronx. We also get to bitch and moan about the wedding nonsense at the same time, so it's one of those rare win, win situations.
My current hours are messing with me. Just came home tired last night and had milk and 3 brownies for dinner. Probably shouldn't do that very often, but they were damn good brownies.
Tired about people whining to me that they didn't get their cable bill. It's the cable company for fucksake, you really think it would miss a chance to collect?
I "love" my job.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: potpurri
08/19/07 09:11 - 68ºF - ID#40627
Summer be swirling round the drain pipe
Nice way to make some extra cash. Anyhoo, from my perch in section 125, you could feel the crazy wind that made shivering a realistic possibility. But it was a nice end to a day away from the Time Warner nonesense. Slept in, carbed up at Betty's, did my bit at the game and was drinking on my deck by 11:30. Only thing missing was company.
Rested in Saturday and strolled over to take number one son to Tae Kwon Do and would up with the whole lot chomping on Chicken, Cheddar and Broccoli pizza watching Forrest Gump for the umpteenth time.
Got a little more industrious today and got up and actually did laundry before catching up with the ex and kids for dinner. A good weekend, I think it was an omen when the kids and I spent an hour watching Family Guy reruns on Thursday.
Back to being a cable apologist tomorrow, but the Zoo is looking for someone with my talents so I'm working on a package as to why I should be the guy.
Bring on the week.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: holiday
08/14/07 10:28 - 70ºF - ID#40549
Son and the Beach
I'll post photos soon. But you pay seven bucks to park and for use of the park. The beach was spacious so it never felt crowded on either water or sand. There are reasonably clean locker & changing rooms. It felt great. When I got something out of my truck today and a little remaining sand came out, you couldn't help but laugh a little.
Would head back this weekend if it wasn't threatening to be September weatherwise.
In other news, I'm going to moonlight for the Buffalo Bills again this season and it was nice to get a raise to do it and a special little pack of parking passes. Did my morale good and made me wish the fulltime employer would take note.
Other morale booster, was doing some cable related business with a very attractive woman bout my age and when we shook hands, my colleagues swear she was checking my ring finger. Methinks they are yanking my chain, but hell I'll take being checked out if that is the case. Put a spring in my step for the rest of the shift. Omen of things to come I hope.
Here's the view from my beach chair
Perhaps (e:strip) should collectively jump in the lake before the end of the season.
Last one in blogs for Buffalo Rising
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: idle musing
08/09/07 10:52 - 69ºF - ID#40464
Some questions w/o answers
Why did MIA feel the need to try and cozy up to the Elmwood Festival when they would have been fine to put on their own thing?
If Ch 2 has two dollar day at the Fair Wednesday night and Ch 4 has four dollar day Thursday, Can I skip Ch 29 day?
Why do some drivers do 30 mph when going from the 198 onto the Niagara Section of the thruway where the sprint is even faster?
Why did my Mom feel the need to tell me my car sounded different when I pulled up when I didn't notice a thing?
How come the Buffalo Airport takes a decidely more serious and thorough approach to security than JFK?
Why is it going to rain on the only day we had set aside this week for the beach?
Am I not meant to swim this summer?
Is that God's way of saying "Keep your shirt on, fat boy?"
Should I be flattered when my son says the bald spot looks smaller?
Why do people get so excited over Chef's or LaNova's when there is also DiTondo's and Bocce's?
Can I count one for me when my younger sister told me that she is cribbing copy for her wedding announcement from the one I wrote back in 90?
Is Antoinette's Ice Cream sundaes the true cure for ails ya?
When did the prizes at Dave and Buster's turn to such crap?
Why did it take three trips at the IHOP this morning to get the correct check for breakfast?
Jus Wonderin
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: wanderin'
08/08/07 10:50 - 81ºF - ID#40439
Perspective is a funny thing
Something kinda eerie about them. These propellers are huge and I never noticed them in all my trips last year coming back from work at the Bills games. It's nice to get a new look at the surroundings now and again.
CHico and Chica's pictures remind me it's been too long for a good gorge hike. Fun to watch the "terrified" jetboat riders.
The pending storm yesterday did a funny thing. On the way back home, we swung by the marina for overpriced cold beverages and the blackness of the clouds created an unusual effect for a steamy August day, a near deserted Marina.
We had a good time anyway.
Off to the Fair tonight --- Preview night.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: outdoor movie
08/07/07 11:56 - 74ºF - ID#40422
The Drive In
Other blockbusters were on the other screens.
Something different, but worth the bargain price.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
08/05/07 12:34 - 78ºF - ID#40390
Goin' to the Drive In Tonight
I read the current Harry Potter book this week. It was a really good book. The thing is huge, but written in a way that you can lose yourself in the narrative. Only secret that I'll spill is that Col. Mustard did it in the conservatory with the lead pipe.
Got the week off and already life feels a little brighter. My direct supervisor changed and who she "Is" varies from day to day. It's a little surreal watching somebody else deal with being overwhelmed. The downside is the answer to a question can change depending on when you ask it. I do pretty well on commissions and was expecting a nice pile to come with the check that is arriving this week, but somebody (her) forgot something and now we have to wait another two weeks to see the $ for July. Argh.
Stole out of work early to see Lucinda Williams at Artpark and it was well worth it. Aside from having a 'thing" for her, it dawned on me that both Artpark and the Canal Concerts have better lineups then the Square does this year. Although, I do plan on showing up for Dropkick Murphys when they get here in September -- certain freedoms to staghood I guess.
It's nice out, we're going golfin'
Later peeps
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: potpourri
08/02/07 01:30 - ID#40356
"Hot enough for you"
I had to stop downtown to apply for another position and stepped into see my current supervisor and I wound up getting dressed down for a few errors in the billing system. Makes you wish you don't show up sometimes. I was on my own time, and quietly hpoing to sneak out, instead I wound up refreshing my mind over what happened to one customer abour 10 days ago. No problem except that I talk to over 100 people typically on a variety of issues.
Feh, two days from vacation. Boy do I need it. The folks out here are spoiled, lazy and whiny but I do what I do what I do.
94 in Amherst at the moment -- Tell me there is nothing to global warming, go ahead, go ahead.
Not going anyplace on this vacation, just going to be nice to get some time away from the work to relax and hang with number one son while his sisters and Mom head off to the Women's Music Fest in Michigan. Tis' our time for guy stuff, rainy day at Dave and Buster's, sunny day golfin or going to a Bisons game and stuff like that.
I was mesmorized at the coverage of the Bridge disaster in Minneapolis last night. Given the vicisstudes of rush hour there, I'm amazed the death tally isn't higher. We've got CNN on in the office at the moment and they are on the edge of not having much new to say. The Minneapolis paper had a headline of "Down, Down, Down." It's a Rupert Murdoch world and we're just living in it.
Did win a Weggies gift card the other day, so the beer will be quality this evening.
Stay cool, peeps
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Location: Buffalo, NY
Category: traffic
07/31/07 08:08 - 62ºF - ID#40323
Yield doesn't mean "Goafuckinghead"
I get to my current office and had to seperate two customers who were actually grumbling out their place in line. One of my colleagues screwed her wrist up and couldn't lift anything. She was trying and doing the best she could, downside was all that stuff came to me and that spoiled rotten overprivileged middle aged fucksticks don't know how to behave.
I actually yelled "Do I have to pull this store over?" I guess with enough elan that no one said a word. I love my job.
Going home, I felt like I had a finished a 15 round fight. Cruising back via the 290, I watched as two separate SUVs (Must be something about them that cause brain damage) slip right in front of a Semi to make their lane change with about half a car length to spare.
Very grateful that there was some Labatt's in the fridge.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
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