"bus bombs" written by Ladycroft on estrip.org

06/17/07 08:04 - 80ºF - ID#39708

bus bombs

yah. i've upgraded. car bombs aren't enough for this gal. i created the bus bomb. it's super sized guinness gluttony at its finest! woot.

but it was a little hot in the sun so we retired to the fanned living room for a pitcher of mojitos. which is now gone :)

i love durnk sundays. i love boys that aren't jerks. i hate girls that are double standard magicians. i'm drunk and i didn't have 12 toooters. we ordered food.

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Words: 78
Location: Niagara Falls, NY

Category: poetry

06/16/07 11:31 - 70ºF - ID#39699

the vortex of you

My shell might be tough. My eyes may be vacant. But there is still a soul in here. Push me out the door on a lonely road. My hands and knees aren't wounded. But my veins still run with blood. I'm not a fucking super hero. I don't always know the answer. But I do what I think is right. I fight to protect the genuine. You call me a monster.

Will the weak. Feed the fire. Propagate the pitiful. Clap for the crazy.

Why can't you SEE???

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Words: 88
Location: Niagara Falls, NY

Category: potpourri

06/16/07 12:11 - 73ºF - ID#39691

son of a motherless goat!

I just got an e-mail that says in fact they screwed up and I do have to take ALL of those medical exams before I leave!

I don't even have a doctor here. Supposedly the lady I saw in high school might still be around but I don't think a small town doctor can do all those tests. How do you even walk into an office and say "I'd like chest x-ray please". It's not like they give you a hypochondriacs menu to select your testing options.

I attended a bachelorette party at the Chocolate Bar last night. The place is a lot smaller and not as fancy as I imagined it. These two older guys were hitting on us and it was pretty gross. Seriously, they approached me and said, "We just want to put it out there that we both got waxed today. Our backs are clean". Who SAYS that???

dimartiste writes at 01:27:02 06/17/07 - Comment #19812: SOrry about all the difficulties. A freind of mine keeps telling me it is all in the stars, maybe I should take up astrology to chart when these types of crazy things will end. Oh Mercury was in rerograde from Friday to Saturday. Maybe monday will bring a better time of it!

I always get hit on by older men and they are old enough to be my father! SIGH I hear you. At least we both know when we are old and wrinkly we will still be attractive to the older generation. Remember to take the complement as well as the joke in stride. The older men have the courage and insanity to come up to you. I did not say they had any control over what came out of their mouths! Maybe they were just nervous. Maybe they thought is was funny. Maybe they just did not want to keep talking to the same person that they came into the bar with and that was the best they could do as the goddess of you passed them buy between the bar and your table. Did you have a good time?! Maybe we should celebrate being single instead of commiserating and thinking we should be with someone... what do you think? Stray thought popping out of no where! -Dimartiste

mrmike writes at 08:58:37 06/16/07 - Comment #19793: Hey, on another subject, thanks for the Tae Kwon Do advice. I followed what you wrote today. He did indeed get bopped in the face again, but instead took some pointers and got back in there, leaving class smiling.
:)

I appreciate it.

metalpeter writes at 05:17:54 06/16/07 - Comment #19788: I just thought of something. That is the difference between Guys and Gals. See if an older (not so older that she is old)lady came up and did that to a guy it would be so hot. But when us guys come up to some girl it comes off as creppy. I guess they thought the entire wax thing was funny, at least they added the back part cause if not then it would be even crepier. To give it a positive spin maybe they looked older then they where. To add a little bit more positive light you get hit on in one night more then I get hit on in like a year or two or maybe event 3 or 4. Granted I'm a guy but still. If a girl crashes into me its is allways "sorry". Being a guy I can't go something like "Oh no actully I liked that next time hit me a little Harder" If they are with someone that is how fist fights happen. In any event I hope you still had a good time, and I wish you luck with getting those tests.

ladycroft writes at 04:59:55 06/16/07 - Comment #19785: yep. you're right peter. in 2 years time i was approached once by some older men. i guess now i can't say 'never' :)

metalpeter writes at 04:44:44 06/16/07 - Comment #19783: Before we get to the serious stuff I just have to joke around a little bit (sorry) in your posts it seems you have no luck I can remember a little bit of a post from what seems like ages ago where you said something about how people don't come up to you in bars if you campaired this one to that one now the people who come up to you, you don't want very ironic, ah but what ya gonna do. Be happy that they at least came up to you, It is only creppy if they have a daughter your age.

Now in terms of seriousness I have no idea how you get all those tests done. If you have any paper work that states you need those tests done then if you can find someone to do them it might work. I have faith that you will find someone or someplace to get them done.

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Words: 152
Location: Niagara Falls, NY

Category: birthday

06/15/07 04:25 - 78ºF - ID#39679

happy birthday larsons!

Happy 29 Joshua and Jason!

Thanks for the coffee Josh. I really enjoyed our conversation :)

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Words: 18
Location: Niagara Falls, NY

Category: potpourri

06/14/07 02:29 - 77ºF - ID#39657

hallelujah!

I got the loan I applied for, I don't have to do all those medical tests, and I have an official leave date! July 16.

Even better, the route they have me on sends me on British Airways! This means I get a full fledged Boeing 747 on a good airline. Not that puny crap Continental stuck me on for 9 hours from Berlin.

Now I can get back to concentrating on packing/storing my things and completing my visa paperwork/security check.

Oh, and carey, carbombs this weekend fo sho. I gots the Jameson and Baileys, you bring the Guinness!

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Words: 98
Location: Niagara Falls, NY

Category: potpourri

06/05/07 05:35 - 54ºF - ID#39536

call me

(e:theecarey), if you see this call me.

(e:chico), when are we going to lunch? call me.

(e:vincent), when you're finally free of that hell hole, call me.

(e:lilho), we have drinking to do. call me.

(e:terry), don't worry about the hookah! you don't have to call me.

(e:paul), sorry i left my bike behind. when is a good time to pick it up? call me.

(e:soma), are you going to rabbit in the moon? call me.

(e:joshua), just call me.

i'll get photos of the weekend up, likely tomorrow. ciao.

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Words: 98
Location: Niagara Falls, NY

Category: party

06/01/07 04:31 - 80ºF - ID#39494

rick's moving in/ my graduation

Ok. Rick and I just spent 3 hours cleaning up the basement, in addition to the painting I already did this week. Looks funkin groovin! Seems the weather will hold out as well, so we'll be burning the fire out back. Hope to see you there! Hope to see you tonight as well. Ciao!

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Words: 53
Location: Niagara Falls, NY

Category: potpourri

05/31/07 02:26 - 86ºF - ID#39479

woops!

I thought I'd paint the stairs to the basement to make them look a little less creepy. My plan was to leave the center of the steps clear and just paint the sides, then vice versa the next day. I finish the top step and decide to call it quits for the day. Then... Boom-shaka-laka! The entire contents of the nearly full gallon of paint went crashing down the stairs. More specifically it seemed to land primarly right down the center. Mmm-hm. Took me another hour to clean that mess up. Weee! Wouldn't be me if it didn't happen :)

My thought for today: Why is it almost impossible to shake a bugar from your finger? It just moves to the next finger and back and forth. I think I want to investigate the glue like properties of snot and turn it into super glue. It seems to work better.

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Words: 149
Location: Niagara Falls, NY

Category: america fuck yeah

05/23/07 06:16 - 85ºF - ID#39392

i'm still at work

Punk-shit-cock-sucking-mother-fucker-what-the-FUCK!

My 'contract' ended 2 weeks ago. I graduated 1 week ago. Yet here I sit, UNPAID, doing work. My fault, I know. I should just tell them to go fuck themselves. I almost did when my boss walked in today and said to me, "Well, you can come in tomorrow can't you? You have to help Nina learn this stuff since you came in late today and she didn't get a full 2 hours with you."

I shit you not, that's a direct quote. Let's start with A: I don't work here anymore! B: Since I do not work I do not have a schedule. C: I told you I would be here between 11am and 11:30pm, I showed up at 11:15am.

That's it. Tomorrow, I'll show up, for 1 hour. I'll show Nina everything that is laid out for her. Everything that is so up to date and even planned ahead that she doesn't have to do anything. I even left her my 'Pearls of Wisdom' folder that has all my secret cheat sheets I created after learning thing the HARD way. Grrrrr.

I found a lost picture from Orlando. Carey and I were waiting in line for the Shrek 4-D show when this dude wheels his kid up to the buggie parking zone and just walks away. The kid is tucked in the middle there.

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Words: 226
Location: Niagara Falls, NY

Category: potpourri

05/22/07 03:17 - 71ºF - ID#39377

you're invited to the party

I woke up this morning, sweating, heart racing - I had another bad dream. I opened my e-mail and read the following message:

"Are things now cold with us? You must know our relationship is at an end. I was being gentleman to not speak until you realized. Realized and then apologized for it."

I'm so sick of these dreams. Who is this phantom writer that likes to send me rain parades? Is it me trying to thwart my feelings about people? Is it my intuition speaking for other people? It didn't end there. Upon reading this e-mail the room I was in started to flood. Almost immediately water was at my neck. I tried to swim but the current pushed me against the far wall. The room continued to fill and I was desperately gasping for one last breath at the ceiling. If my phone hadn't woken me I am certain I would have drowned.

Here are some random pics of recent days. Enjoy.

carey and i made voodoo dolls

rick and i stuffed ryan in my trunk

that's a big match

i graduated, again...that's my dad and nephew

carey took me to dinner at fridays to celebrate

we both got sick because of their skunktified health code violations

my nephew ate yams and his nose turned orange

celebrations with kook

lilho had a yardsale

and my friend jay sent me this pic from his ruby match. that's hot.

todays quote:
Sometimes I feel like a piece of steak, precariously placed on a conspicuous plate at a pot-luck for a bunch of vegans - Ani