Posts from July 2014

The first day in Provincetown we walked around a lot and looked at everything on commercial street. We also watched many hours of HGTV.

I've never been in such a touristy place before. Everyone is hawking their restaurant and knick knacks as you walk by. I don't think I'd ever walk down Elmwood if Buffalo were like that.

The architecture is what you'd think a seaside town would be. It's really crowded and the street is always packed. Pedestrians and bikes are everywhere, and cars are always stuck with no place to go. I love it.

At night we went to this restaurant called Patio. @paul got his huge lobster. The pasta was pretty over priced and blah but it was a seafood restaurant.

Provincetown has to be the gayest place on earth.

After we got in, we had trouble finding our room. For some reason the house number I wrote down on the phone with the owner was way off from what it actuly was. I swear I heard him right and he told me the wrong thing.

So we had a taco dinner with my family at their rental. Afterwards we headed out with my uncles to see the bars on Commercial St. They were insanely packed with the gayest and buffest looking people I've ever seen. The drink prices were also insanely priced. The one bar was like Cathode but with 10x the people and space, but just as cheesy music.

The night was weird but it wasn't long before we headed home.

We are on the way to Provincetown right now. The long drive is so boring. I absolutely hate driving. We split the driving up pretty evenly but it'll be over three hours each so far this weekend. If it were up to me I would close half the 90 and put all the money into a parallel rail line. I wish there was a way to get there by train.

We're driving through these amazing looking hills and forests but you can't really tell since you move so fast and have to pay attention to a strip of asphalt. It's weird that we are completely atomized and anonymized in the car, driving through generic rest stops, ignoring anything that's not on the highway. But @paul is chatting with people on grindr about great places to hike nearby where we're driving through.

The wonders of technology - a 40 inch touchscreen to choose your pop

As seen in a Sodus Bay station. They actually sound good - I wanted to try one of the peanut butter ones but there was no way of telling which was which. I bet @paul would eat the beef ones. Woof.

Yesterday we went down with the Ho's to chimney bluffs. the view was amazing but the water was freezing. Suprisingly @paul and @hodown managed to stay in the water the longest.

Then we came back to the cabin, ate cheesebort, a cookout dinner and pie. We watched the Kardashians for a bit but I had to get away - that show drives me fucking nuts.

For the first two days of our vacation, we drove up to the Ho's cabin. It was good to see @hodown and @lilho.

Their cabin is on Sodus Bay and really amazing. It has three levels, porches and goes right up to the bay. Dream kitchen included.

@paul is apparently grandpa to the Ho children.

@terry got a little crunk after he hosted his porn radio with Sarah

The scales at Wegmans pull up a recipie now when you punch in your produce. But there's no QR code or any URL or method for your to keep the recipie. How are you supposed to use it besides taking a photo of the screen?

@paul and I got bored and shaved my beard. it looks like the mix between Dudley from Street Fighter and some 1890's gentleman. I'm not sure I can pull it off but he does. It's definitely gay enough for Provincetown.

Wednesday we went to go see Andy C play at Dnipro.

The sounds quality was pretty bad - so loud, my ears hurt at the end. But the dancing was amazing, probably the best since we saw him and Wilkinson in Toronto. On the way gone we happened to walk through a plague of millipedes.

I know that @paul told me you're allowed to eat some fish from the lake, but it still grosses me out. People were pulling their fish from this disgusting raft of foam. It rained the day before and there was a film of sewage. Scrody.