11/07/03 08:40 - ID#22341
mama's advice
Then laduindella showed up and got all in my face sayin that I was sleepin wit her babyz daddy and that she is going to "yank" my ass if i step on her size 8 again. This old man came up behind me and asked me to go into the bathroom with him and i said "NO,NO, hells no!" and when we got in there he started touching my ass and i screamed.
Now i am about seven drinks in and a couple bumps of coke and i hit the bong but i was totally Ok and when i went to the bathroom i pissed in the tug on this chick, and i could have swore it was the toilet anyway she got up and slapped me from two ways ugly and stormed out. I think i am inlove now too. This guy was so nice to me his name was hank and he gave me more beer and then brought into a room where their naked people sitting around and they were screaming at me to shake it and shake it til my clothes come off. And then all of a sudden my clothes fell off and a whole buch of people were kissing me like all over. Then I saw Hank sandwiched between a big black guy and a midget and i thought, I could be with this person for the rest of my life" and so i acted on it, I called and called I even went to his house and since the door was locked so i crawled through the window, and a black eye and two restraining orders later I felt that there needs to be a change I am going to ask him to marry me ma, what do you think?
- go for it honey.
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Location: Buffalo, NY
10/23/03 10:21 - ID#22340
HARD (salon talk)
- Hard?
- Girl hard
- well how hard is it?
- it's so hard it will knock over an elephant. recognize.
- for reeeaaal shiiit.
- girl yes, it will have yo man open
- i remeber when mines used to be that hard
- Bitch please yo shit will neva be dis hard
- Girl don't trip because you can't get as tough as dis
- bitch i will slap you some kind of funky ugly; it will never be this hard.
- well my shit is tight then
- HOE! back up, yo shit is as loose as a fat mans ass
- damn girl why you trippin?
- because yo jive turkey ass think yo shit is as hard as sidewalk.
- girl it is; touch them
- bitch no! i don't do that dyke shit.
- because you know whats up
- you just wait til i put on my orange leather jump suit and spray this shit down. Girl you wont be able to tell me shit.
- yeah whateva when i get my silk coochie cutters out of the cleaners and show up to the party, I will even take Crayolas man.
- Purina yo shit will neva be that hard like mines.
- you know Crayola said yo shit is loose and soft
- Is my name Boomshika
- yeah
- Then you know me and her was about to get to boxin.
- Yeah?
- Yeah girl, I wrapped my shit up, rolled my pants and was about to get ready to throw down
- well anyway i gotta girl my shit is done
- my shit is hard right?
- yeah those finger waves are tight yo
- YEAH!
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Words: 292
Location: Buffalo, NY
10/07/03 03:46 - ID#22339
Libra party
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Words: 42
Location: Buffalo, NY
10/01/03 05:10 - ID#22338
Jessica
Her name is jessica rabbit and She is her own pimp!
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Words: 29
Location: Buffalo, NY
10/01/03 04:49 - ID#22337
song of the week
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Words: 29
Location: Buffalo, NY
10/01/03 04:45 - ID#22336
Off the Wall
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Words: 175
Location: Buffalo, NY
10/01/03 04:13 - ID#22335
LOOP D LOOP
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Words: 232
Location: Buffalo, NY
09/23/03 07:08 - ID#22334
song of the week
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Words: 3
Location: Buffalo, NY
09/23/03 05:38 - ID#22333
cool banner now
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Words: 347
Location: Buffalo, NY
11/02/03 09:46 - ID#22332
Hollyween weekend
peace love and pigs feet
Permalink: Hollyween_weekend.html
Words: 260
Location: Buffalo, NY
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