I'm getting too old for this shit...

Been doing Bikram Yoga for two weeks and while I'm not all amped to go (not exactly oozing confidence in my abilities yet), I've been keeping myself on a schedule. It's sort of my own way of being the grumpy gym coach you hate.

We have one of the last events of the year this weekend at the Zoo. Trick or Treating on Zoo grounds, which is fine, but to set up it's the marketing and development folks (my merry band) who decorate, set up tables, generally acting like something between roadies and packmules. So, you work, which is fine, but in still getting used to the Hot Yoga fun, I was a little strung out when I got to work yesterday morning from my Tuesday night class. We started running all over, stopping for me and boss to have one of "those" talks with a subordinate. So, when I left work, didn't want to go, didn't want to go, didn't want to go. But, made my lard butt go. I'm still crawling out of there, but I'm noticing good things and it did feel pretty good to forgot about the sundry bullshit that fills a work day. Maybe there is something to that. Made me not look forward to more set up today, but what are you gonna do.

Trick or treat indeed.

Gonna go watch the keepers feed the anaconda!

This electoral cycle is seeming ceaseless.

It's funny, because in 2000, I might have voted for John McCain. He made sense, he ran his own world and maverick wasn't a word that Sarah Palin can't spell. Eight years later, the politics of fear is stinking up everything. He did make one statement recently that I couldn't help but respect. He opened up and said that Sen. Obama "was an honorable man with whom I have some profound policy differences."

Political discourse should have that tenor. If he could have kept to that tone, we might have had some meaningful exchanges and some honest issue based discussions. I read a column by William Crystal in the New York Times who mentioned that McCain ought to fire his campaign. That's a little drastic, but he did point out that McCain is top heavy with lobbyists in his campaign heirarchy. I don't really care one way or another, lobbyists are part of the process, but they do in general terms, suck at running campaigns.

They've got him crowing on about William Ayers while the left is trumpeting about Palin's association with an Alaskan secessionist. Too many years of Cheneyesque answers of "vote for us or an attack...." has pervaded everything. Obama should be clear, while Palin is in denial about abuse of power charges? I'm not even amused at this point, just weary.

The debates to me are unwatchable. All the candidates are giving canned versions of their stump speeches. McCain rallies have energized the wacko portion of the GOP base with screams of "Arab" (???) and "Kill him." My personal "favorite" was the sheriff in full uniform who used Obama's full name to inspire a little more ill-begotten fear.

Given the economy is in a bi-partisian free fall (Please George, the more you hide, the better the market does), the ill-advised war continues, food isn't getting cheaper, you'd think a straight talker would pick times to do just that.

I want candidates to tell me why I should vote for them. It's laughable to see an ad for Dale Volker saying he'll fix what's wrong in Albany. Dude has been in Albany for 36 years, long enough to realize that he is part of what is broken. McCain has been in Washington for 26 years and isn't speaking to what people in general care about. A friend of mine from the Pittsburgh area went to a speech and emailed me that when he got off the fear-mongering, he started talking about local industry and life in a steel town, conveniently forgetting that we haven't been a steel town in almost 20 years.

Government shouldn't be about that. There should be hope. Events of the past month show that whoever wins just got their agenda strangled considerably. Tell me what's good about you, not what you dislike about the other guy.

People want to have some hope, not be yelled at to get off the grass by the grumpy old codger in the neighborhood, even if you can see Russia from his hot neighbor's taxpayer subsidized front yard.

I'm tired, tired of Karl Rove like smear campaigns, tired of candidates being asked a question and giving a rehearsed answer to SOME OTHER question, tired of the name calling, tired of everybody screaming about "That One," when nothing could matter less.

Quit worrying about connotation, Senator, revive my interest and talk about what you would do.

The platitudes denuded Tom Brokaw in the last debate. While Obama has basically kept on his message, McCain/Palin are all over the place. I hate sports analogies, but the Obama campagin has a large lead in the fourth quarter, with three minutes left and is just running up the middle, while the McCain campaign is trying to get the ball back.

Let's just fucking vote already.

    
Poor Old Man

An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"

The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"

The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"

My Dad turns a youthful 72 on the 14th, but my Mom is throwing a little thing on Sunday afternoon. He's tough to buy for because he isn't wanting for much. A semi-retired computer systems consultant type, he pretty much has all the gizmos covered. He even took to a chomby for the home office. Given these lovely economic times, the family is reitering on cutting back on gift purchasing. He's always been a big classical music fan, but has little use for much of anything post 1900. He would periodically appear at my bedroom door when I was in high school studying to Yes or Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, but the Clash would send him on his way. That's why I couldn't help but laugh when he mentioned he'd like an ABBA cd. One of my wisenheimer daughters was teasing him a little about Dancing Queen coming out of his Ipod, when he responded with an almost scholarly take on "the classical structure in some of their music." Might very well be true, but sounded silly nonetheless. So, Dad, here comes ABBA's greatest hits for your big day.

I think that burning smell was my 401K.

Survived two sessions of Bikram Yoga. I was a little scared that after the first one, I'd be too stiff and sore, but that wasn't the case. After a busy day of work and late meetings, I had to scramble to get there on time yesterday and must have been closer to one of the heating units. I wasn't so much sweating as I was crying from every pore. Can't balance much to save my life, but the trials of the day and the effects of the first session had me taking a knee a couple of times.

Why does John McCain think I care about Obama and Ayers? I don't.

Why does Sarah Palin want to bring up Rev. Wright again when somebody could show the video of her and her preacher riding her of witches?

Ch. 4 stiffed me on coverage of the Tiger Cubs birthday party on Tuesday. There was plenty of cute video to be had, from hopped on cake kindergartners to the cubs destroying their cardboard, meat-scented cake. Usually, the tv news divisions eat that stuff up. Unless of course, said tv channel is in a pissing match with the cubs' sponsor, in this case, Time Warner Cable. Yes, the Buffalo media outlets are indeed that petty.

Definitely want to see the Bill Maher movie. He was on Jon Stewart the other night and it looks like a lot of asking of good questions.

Sabres Opening Night is tonight and I'd be more excited if it didn't cost so damn much to see them, so my couch is going to have to do.

Won an Ipod Classic from one of the exhibitors from conference/trade show I was just at in September. That was a nice bonus from otherwise unremarkable week in Wisconsin.

Snagged a flu shot for the first time in forever yesterday, no reaction today. Life can be good,

And how was your week?

Every once in awhile, I miss my compadres at Adelphia, but this weekend was not one of them. The slapfight between Lin Broadcasting (Ch. 4's owner) and Time Warner assured that the people who do the real work would be taking the brunt of the frustration from the people caught in the middle...us customers. This might sound like apologizing or ass kissin, but it isn't. Lord knows both can be greedy pigs, but Time Warner is in the right this time. From my former life, I can tell you that the local stations in a area have agreements with the cable, satellite, and Fios guys for carriage. There is actually a lawsuit waged by local tv stations to get on a given system. Now Lin TV wants paid, for something they really aren't entitled to. My experience with this is when Fox 29 was at the end of its deal with Dish Network and ran on screen crawls encouraging everybody to go get cable. Every station is a little fickle. You dance with who you have at a given moment.

Lin TV owns 12 stations in markets mostly around the great lakes. When Fox 29 came to the end of their agreement almost two years ago, they let TW keep showing them while the negotiations kept going. 29's parents had a lot at stake. The same firm owns NBC in LA.
Lin decided to cut off Buffalo, but the local station that shows the Packers to Green Bay (that had to be ugly) as well as their other markets. If I am an advertiser (like I am now), I'm pissed because they just took over 330,000 out of the loop because they felt like it. If I'm a paying cable customer (like I am now), I'm miffed because there are two channels doing nothing, yet I'm stuck paying for them.

While they talk, it would behoove Lin to put the channels back up. Both sides are going to take a beating for their stances, but Lin has a chance to actively be a "good guy" and place their signals back on.

I guess my point is that moving to Dish, Verizon, etc doesn't insulate you from such foolishness as they have to work with broadcasters under similar agreements. I'm not saying that because I used to be there or that my former Amherst office had a thousand people waiting for antenna on Saturday, but in the battle of overstuffed corporate entities, Lin is the one who could lose this time and throw the switch to put their signal on.

I can appreciate taking a stand, but perhaps there was a better way of digging in their heels.

Just in case you haven't seen it yet...

"Maybe in Ohio, but not in America"

Hee!

I WILL NOT complain about my job,


EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

I don't often get a hand in naming something, so I brag, not only for the sake of the great 25k push, but also because you can't help but take a good picture while inside. Just close your mouth before you look up.

Missing Image ;(

This is a cool gig

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Palin and her bid.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a Post Turtle'".

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle".

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, and she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dummy put her up there to begin with".