02/23/09 05:15 - 21ºF - ID#47871

Future of the Ho sisters

Is this Sarah and I in 30 or so years?

Jackie & Joan Collins

I'm torn between I hope so and I hope not.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

02/19/09 05:34 - 19ºF - ID#47814

More BFF Conversations

Paul: Do you think you get a mortgage break if a plane crashes into your house?

Me: You want my plane to crash into your Nona's house don't you?

Paul: If your plane has to crash, thats the only way I want you to go.

I'm rethinking my choice of BFF.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

02/19/09 05:21 - 19ºF - ID#47812

Conversation in Kenmore

Paul: I want to live in that bldg.

Me: Remember Sunny? He lived there w his Dad.

Paul: He was hot.

Me: He was a douche.

Paul: Why?

Me: I hooked up with him. He was kinda aggressive.

Paul: You don't like aggressive? Or just not in 6th grade?

Me: Uh yeah not in 6th grade.

Best friends day had so many great conversations!!

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

02/19/09 05:13 - 19ºF - ID#47811

5pm

I arrived in B'lo safe and sound. It's 5pm and I'm about to dine on red meat with all men. I'm a lucky girl.

Cheers!

PS Emily this is dedicated to you- Martini with Blue Cheese stuffed olives!

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

02/11/09 12:48 - 52ºF - ID#47712

14 Kids

The Mom of those 14 babies has a new website. It's scary:

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

02/10/09 12:04 - 48ºF - ID#47703

Blog Goodness

I am obsessed with blogs. Vapid blogs, banal blogs, pointless blogs, angry blogs. I'll take 'em all. I was catching up on Frangry's blog (I love her because she strongly dislikes a girl in another blog I read). Anyway this was on her blog and it was so awesome I stole it for my blog:

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

02/09/09 04:12 - 39ºF - ID#47692

M.I.A.

I only hope I can rock it like M.I.A. on my due date..

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

02/04/09 03:55 - 13ºF - ID#47636

Stickers!

I love me some stickers. If they are free, even better.

You too can get free stickers. Apparently Google is expanding upon their awesomeness by giving away free stickers. I'm not sure why, and I don't ever look a gift horse in the mouth. Simply send a self address and stamped envelope to:

Send me some Gmail stickers already
P.O. Box 391420
Mountain View, CA 94039-1420

Obviously I've already sent in my self-addressed envelope.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

01/25/09 08:33 - 14ºF - ID#47521

Am I Elaine?

Elaine: Oh come on. I'm not difficult I'm easy.

Jerry: Why because you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys?

Me: Oh so wearing jeans doesn't automatically make you easy to date?

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

01/22/09 04:36 - 27ºF - ID#47492

Bose

If I could marry a company Bose would for shiz be in the running.

I have this tendancy to go through like 3 pairs of Bose in ear headphones a year. Not because they are a crappy product, but simply because I use them for at least 4 hours a day. I tend to crumple them up and stuff them in my pocket after each use. Great way to treat $100 headphones I know. Well my latest pair I purchased in December and they are already broken. Somehow I managed to detach one part from another. I figured it was worth a shot to call Bose and see if they'd fix them- even if I had to pony up a partial payment or something. I gave their 1-800 number a call and boom- new headphones for free. All I had to do was go along with the suggestion that I did nothing to cause them to break.

I should have the new headphones in 2 weeks. Yay!