mobile05/21/09 05:06 - 77ºF - ID#48715
What does this say about me?
I was at (e:businesscheese)'s apartment the other day and this went down:
Makeup artist: explaining his expert application of fake lashes.
Me: leaning in paying really close attention, not realizing my mouth was agape.
(e:Businesscheese): OMG look at Jessica, it's like she is listening to Obama speak!!
Me: Right, except I don't think I even paid that much attention to Obama.
Moral of the story: My actions have spoken louder than words and I love make-up more than Obama.
Makeup artist: explaining his expert application of fake lashes.
Me: leaning in paying really close attention, not realizing my mouth was agape.
(e:Businesscheese): OMG look at Jessica, it's like she is listening to Obama speak!!
Me: Right, except I don't think I even paid that much attention to Obama.
Moral of the story: My actions have spoken louder than words and I love make-up more than Obama.
Permalink: What_does_this_say_about_me_.html
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
05/04/09 03:59 - 61ºF - ID#48590
BFF Conversation #432
Paul: Did you see my finger? 
Me: Yes Paul, I did. It's gross.
Paul: I smashed it so hard with a sledgehammer. And then it part of it flapped open and.. (this is where I tune him out because it was disgusting.)
Me: Why did you need a sledgehammer to plant trees?
Paul: After you plant them you hit them a few times. A hurt tree grows faster trying to heal.
Me: Oh. Really? I guess yeah I can see that.
Paul: (laughing) Ok I can't really let you believe that because you're going to go around hitting trees now.
Me: Most gullible moment of 2009.
Me: Yes Paul, I did. It's gross.
Paul: I smashed it so hard with a sledgehammer. And then it part of it flapped open and.. (this is where I tune him out because it was disgusting.)
Me: Why did you need a sledgehammer to plant trees?
Paul: After you plant them you hit them a few times. A hurt tree grows faster trying to heal.
Me: Oh. Really? I guess yeah I can see that.
Paul: (laughing) Ok I can't really let you believe that because you're going to go around hitting trees now.
Me: Most gullible moment of 2009.
Permalink: BFF_Conversation_432.html
Words: 111
Location: Jersey City, NJ
05/01/09 03:03 - 61ºF - ID#48556
Swine Flu! Part 2
I'm prepared to look good while fighting the SF (Swine Flu).
- Yes this is what I did this morning at work.
Permalink: Swine_Flu_Part_2.html
Words: 23
Location: Jersey City, NJ
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