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03/25/09 05:38 - 57ºF - ID#48199

Conversations with Momma Ho

re: the volcano that erupted in Alaska

Momma: He said it looked like snow in NYC.

Me: Ew, that's so rude to diss NYC like that. You know when it snows here it's actually white until it hits the ground. (said with attitude)

Momma: Jessica he's from NYC. When you're from New York you can say anything you want and it's not rude.

Me: Oh. Yeah. Actually thats right.
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03/21/09 08:21 - 34ºF - ID#48149

Party Prep

(e:lilho) getting ready. (e:hodown) already ready (I take 75% less time to get ready). Snaggle tooth included. Soundtrack to this lovely scene:

NWA "Just Don't bite it". (e:Paul) and I were trying to teach (e:lilho) a lesson. We also showed her the Rodger Rabbit dance. She'd never seen it before. Are we that old?

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03/21/09 06:33 - 40ºF - ID#48147

BFF Foeva- again

So (e:Paul) even though you once punched me so hard I ended up with a snaggle tooth I still adore you.

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03/18/09 12:52 - 45ºF - ID#48106

In case you're wondering

Yes. I do plan on making every picture from now on sparkly. I discovered and I'm obsessed (thank you random blogs!). It's like you can put glitter on everything now. I think the kids realized this back in 2001 with the upswing of myspace, but whatever.
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03/18/09 12:50 - 45ºF - ID#48105

Baby Bling

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03/16/09 08:48 - 50ºF - ID#48078


Yay!. New Bishop Allen.


Sorry (e:businesscheese). I love them.
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03/12/09 06:01 - 26ºF - ID#48034

Best Quote Ever

Taken from a string of emails between my mom and I:

I have had little impact on your choices, and I am not even sure you would have chosen me for a Mom.

  • That was said after I told her I found a B&B I liked right down the street from PMT's house that I wanted to stay at. She said it didn't look like anything but a house. I replied I was staying there anyway.
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03/11/09 05:35 - 34ºF - ID#48021

Giving up the baby

That's what we should do if she doesn't turn out this cute:

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03/05/09 05:30 - 51ºF - ID#47961

Girl on Girl Action

  • Have I created a monster? Is everyone going to post a porn related title now? Are we going to have a Porn Title Deathmatch? I'll never win that.

Anyway this post is really about Jennifer vs. Jessica.

My entire life people mistakenly refer to me as Jennifer. When I was little I had this autograph book. No one famous ever signed it, but one of the autographs from a pilot is signed "To Jennifer..". The other day at a business dinner someone introduced me as Jennifer. It was really awkward (more so for him than me). I just got out of a meeting and the guy was all "nice to meet you Jennifer". I want to meet a Jennifer and see if people always call her Jessica. Only then will I feel that all is right with the world.

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03/03/09 04:46 - 19ºF - ID#47934

Shaved Clean

If you are reading this thinking it's going to be porn style you're about to be greatly disappointed. On BFF Day 2009 (e:paul) introducted me to a level of geekdom that I did not know exsisted. Google Analytics. Long story short sex sells and his journal with the title above ranked high. I'm now playing dirty to climb to the top of the (e:strip) ladder.

And now for the point of this post:

I'm too lazy to blog right now. I just like commenting on (e:businesscheese)'s blog.
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