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Conversations with Momma Ho

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re: the volcano that erupted in Alaska

Momma: He said it looked like snow in NYC.

Me: Ew, that's so rude to diss NYC like that. You know when it snows here it's actually white until it hits the ground. (said with attitude)

Momma: Jessica he's from NYC. When you're from New York you can say anything you want and it's not rude.

Me: Oh. Yeah. Actually thats right.
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💬 4 comments

  1. lilho ·

    can you come visit so she stops being mad that i spend no time with her? plz thx.
  2. hodown ·

    Mom did mention that I'm not allowed to visit the baby non-stop and that I still have a mother and she is older and she'll die before the baby so I have less time to see her.
  3. rory ·

    Don't you just hate it when 'rents use their mortality to guilt you into something?

    I wonder if I can use the same tactic to convince my boss to buy me lunch today.......
  4. paul ·

    That is so funny about the baby vs mom thing.

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