Category: work

05/11/07 04:18 - 53ºF - ID#39239

I feel dirty

and not in the good christina agulera way.

So there's a gentleman who works in my office who has always flirted with me. And me being me I encouraged it and flirted back. This has turned out to be a huge mistake. He just came up to my desk and basically proposed having an affair. I kid you not. Right at my desk in the open.

Key points of the conversation:

"oh I like to be on top of something and I wasn't referring to the office"
"can you keep a secret?"
"too bad I didn't take the opportunity to take out you and your sister in vegas, because you know what happens there stays there"
"is your sister wild?"
"are you as wild as her?"
"this is all about keeping a secret"
"we should get together, but you know we have to keep it a secret"
"can jessica keep a secret?"

The entire time he was sucking on a hard candy in a suggestive manner. I seriously can't believe that just happened. And just for the record I will not be having a secret affair with this 50+ yr old gentleman. In case there was any question about that.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

Category: oral sex

05/10/07 04:21 - 67ºF - ID#39226

Blowjobs are bad for you

If you do not enjoy giving blowjobs please refer to the following article:

jenks writes at 03:36:11 05/11/07 - Comment #18363: jess I think it's kind of tragic that your top categories are "bad mood" and "boys who suck". Cheer up chica! And bring back the beertini!

joshua writes at 10:48:58 05/11/07 - Comment #18357: Safe oral sex = no teeth, please.

mike writes at 09:28:17 05/10/07 - Comment #18343: oh my quite a rucus over the article!

fellyconnelly writes at 09:13:54 05/10/07 - Comment #18342: From 'The Wazina Project' herself:

This is extremly rare. Basically the HPV causes irregular cells which CAN lead to cancer. This is much more likely to happen on the cervix, anus or penis than on the back of the throat.

Also, contraction of the miriad of STI's that can be transmitted through oral sex is much more prevalant than the risks of cancer.

So... Wazina says to always practice safe oral sex!!!!

jenks writes at 08:27:37 05/10/07 - Comment #18341: Ok a few comments.
First of all, HPV is super-common- I think >50% of the population has it. There are lots of strains. Some cause harmless warts (HPV = human papilloma virus, papilloma = wart) and that's it, some cause cervical cancer, and apparently oral cancer. But most people just have it and don't know it and will never have any symptoms.
Second, it is not in cum, as far as I know- it's more of a skin thing. And Peter- it DOES affect men- it just doesn't give them cervical cancer, it gives them warts. [I have wondered if people who don't think the risk of cervical cancer is a scary thing, would think genital warts are MORE scary (even though harmless) since they are more 'gross']
And lastly, I was wondering what they consider a "high" number of lifetime partners, since that's apparently what puts you at risk, and then I kept reading. SIX. WTF?! Six is a "high number"?! shit... I consider myself pretty (very) non-slutty, and I've blown more than six guys in my life. I guess I'm doomed.

fellyconnelly writes at 07:03:10 05/10/07 - Comment #18336: i'm definetly going to ask my friend who is a peer educator for Planned Parenthood. Shes like the sexual knowledge goddess. I'll come back to you with the most info i can possibly glean from her immense amounts of knowledge.

metalpeter writes at 06:38:20 05/10/07 - Comment #18333: Wait now if we stop going down on them then they all will stop going down on us. I don't think I like where these comments are going. But the real question is if we could go down on ourselves could we give ourselves HPV and cause our own cancer? And secondly would we post the pictures. The real point is that yes we all should know about the chances of HPV but it shouldn't be used as a causeality or a scare tatic.

carolinian writes at 06:26:05 05/10/07 - Comment #18332: As women can have HPV too, I take it that we men are now excused from, ahem, going "down there"?

james writes at 06:11:26 05/10/07 - Comment #18331: Ah, the Post, the finest newspaper in print.

I am glad to see the same sensationalist reporting they use can be applied to scientific research.

So, a "rare cancer" is "strongly associated" with oral sex. That totally implied causality and therefor you will get cancer if you give head.

LIke red meat, alcohol, doing blow off a hookers ass, head is not something I am about to give up because I may someday die.

Thank you for posting this though. I am sure it will scare the hell out of a number of people ^_^

metalpeter writes at 05:49:32 05/10/07 - Comment #18329: Well the real issue is HPV and not blowjobs. It is the HPV that in some women can cause cancer. If memory serves correctly HPV dosn't effect men. So guys can have it and never know and pass it to a girl. But what this story doesn't get into and this is a big factor is if someone has HPV is it in there cum and/or there precum the reason is that if it is only in the cum itself then the real issue isn't about blowjobs it is about what the guy does when he is about to blow his load. In any event it is kinda a good article. Why does it seem that now anything you do can kill you?

jason writes at 04:34:40 05/10/07 - Comment #18324: Also, in that beautiful avatar pic of your sideboob, I have to ask what it is you're pouring into that glass? Is that beer?!?!?!

jason writes at 04:33:25 05/10/07 - Comment #18323: FUCK THAT PROPAGANDA! RUPERT MURDOOOCH!!!!

Seriously though, being on the receiving end is pure bliss. My last relationship was doomed because she didn't give it up. ONE TIME. Just ONE TIME. I made sure to be as selfish of a lover as possible after a month or so of that.

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