03/11/09 05:35 - 34ºF - ID#48021

Giving up the baby

That's what we should do if she doesn't turn out this cute:

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

03/05/09 05:30 - 51ºF - ID#47961

Girl on Girl Action

Have I created a monster? Is everyone going to post a porn related title now? Are we going to have a Porn Title Deathmatch? I'll never win that.

Anyway this post is really about Jennifer vs. Jessica.

My entire life people mistakenly refer to me as Jennifer. When I was little I had this autograph book. No one famous ever signed it, but one of the autographs from a pilot is signed "To Jennifer..". The other day at a business dinner someone introduced me as Jennifer. It was really awkward (more so for him than me). I just got out of a meeting and the guy was all "nice to meet you Jennifer". I want to meet a Jennifer and see if people always call her Jessica. Only then will I feel that all is right with the world.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

03/03/09 04:46 - 19ºF - ID#47934

Shaved Clean

If you are reading this thinking it's going to be porn style you're about to be greatly disappointed. On BFF Day 2009 (e:paul) introducted me to a level of geekdom that I did not know exsisted. Google Analytics. Long story short sex sells and his journal with the title above ranked high. I'm now playing dirty to climb to the top of the (e:strip) ladder.

And now for the point of this post:

I'm too lazy to blog right now. I just like commenting on (e:businesscheese)'s blog.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

02/24/09 11:42 - 20ºF - ID#47875

Introducing le baby

I am so in love with this baby it's ridic. Basically I spent the entire time holding, kissing and squeezing her. She wasn't as into it as I had hoped for.

As you can see she is reaching out for anyone to save her from my nonstop kisses.

Basically I'm going to go to Buffalo all the time now for baby snuggles.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

02/23/09 05:15 - 21ºF - ID#47871

Future of the Ho sisters

Is this Sarah and I in 30 or so years?

Jackie & Joan Collins

I'm torn between I hope so and I hope not.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

02/19/09 05:34 - 19ºF - ID#47814

More BFF Conversations

Paul: Do you think you get a mortgage break if a plane crashes into your house?

Me: You want my plane to crash into your Nona's house don't you?

Paul: If your plane has to crash, thats the only way I want you to go.

I'm rethinking my choice of BFF.

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

02/19/09 05:21 - 19ºF - ID#47812

Conversation in Kenmore

Paul: I want to live in that bldg.

Me: Remember Sunny? He lived there w his Dad.

Paul: He was hot.

Me: He was a douche.

Paul: Why?

Me: I hooked up with him. He was kinda aggressive.

Paul: You don't like aggressive? Or just not in 6th grade?

Me: Uh yeah not in 6th grade.

Best friends day had so many great conversations!!

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

02/19/09 05:13 - 19ºF - ID#47811

5pm

I arrived in B'lo safe and sound. It's 5pm and I'm about to dine on red meat with all men. I'm a lucky girl.

Cheers!

PS Emily this is dedicated to you- Martini with Blue Cheese stuffed olives!

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

02/11/09 12:48 - 52ºF - ID#47712

14 Kids

The Mom of those 14 babies has a new website. It's scary:

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Location: Jersey City, NJ

02/10/09 12:04 - 48ºF - ID#47703

Blog Goodness

I am obsessed with blogs. Vapid blogs, banal blogs, pointless blogs, angry blogs. I'll take 'em all. I was catching up on Frangry's blog (I love her because she strongly dislikes a girl in another blog I read). Anyway this was on her blog and it was so awesome I stole it for my blog: