mobileCategory: christmas
11/22/05 02:12 - 33ºF - ID#22729
What I'm giving my mom for xmas
you upload a picture of whatever and this company makes them into legit usps stamps. I'm using my user pic and giving her a sheet of stamps with my picture. Thats awesome.
One year for mothers day I gave her a mug with a picture of me on it from college. She didn't find it as funny as I did.
I can't wait to see her expression as she realizes that this is her gift.
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Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: crazy moms
11/21/05 04:50 - 46ºF - ID#22728
My mom might be nuts
I re-arranged my shoebox/apartment this weekend. I still did not clean. Basically I can do everything but clean. I think Im allergic to cleaning. I wish I just had a wife my life would be soo much easier.
ok thats all for now.
Oh and I want a Puggle. I want one with all my heart. They are so cute. If I had a boyfriend and he bought me a Puggle for Christmas that would be the best christmas ever.
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Words: 112
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: snow
11/17/05 09:49 - 29ºF - ID#22727
Snow
My current manicure has lasted the longest any manicure has ever lasted w/o chipping. 6 days.
Last night I found a $2 metrocard. I really believe this is my special skill. I always find metro cards w money left on them. I'll give it to (e:lilho) when she comes out here. Thats all she is getting from me $2. Just kidding Sarah, I'll buy you one thing from the clearance rack at H&M too, as long as its $1.99 and under.
Tonight Im going to the theatre. I love saying that.
Oh and it's not snowing here.
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Words: 117
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: music
11/07/05 02:47 - 50ºF - ID#22724
Good Music
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Words: 7
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: ho family stories
11/07/05 11:10 - 46ºF - ID#22723
Damn
In that case I'll substitute it with an equally funny story, and since the holidays are right around the corner I'll make it Holiday themed:
Every year in Buffalo my mom got kinda holiday obsessed, not over the top decoration obsessed, but for my mom it was intense. In any case one day my sister pops over to my apt. to pick me up for the mandatory holiday decorating. Anyone who knows my mom (nick named the dragon lady by some of my high school friends) knows she don't play. Well me and Sarah were assigned garland duty. Me being me, went and had a bit o ganja before to really put me in the holiday spirit. So there me and Sarah are out on the porch and I decide that garland is also good to use like a boa when you are pretending to be a movie star singing songs. During my performance my hair got entangled in the garland/boa and my hair got stuck as well. Out walks my mom in the middle of my performance (and I use that term very loosely).My sister had this look of fear like we were so busted. Thank god I've always been a slightly off child. She just shook her head like "oh that jessica, such a crazy kid".
On another note its taking me forever to clean my apartment, and I have not gotten any booty in weeks, ok thats a lie. I'll restate: I havent gotten any good booty in weeks.
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Words: 274
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: cleaning
10/23/05 01:21 - 43ºF - ID#22722
What is wrong with me
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Words: 89
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: potpourri
10/19/05 01:26 - ID#22720
For all you fuckers
I had so much fun in Buffalo. I am really glad I went home for the weekend. Can everyone just move to NYC so we can have fun here?
In response to Paul's comment about my trying to bite off his mangle nail like a rabid dog. I see it more as an (E:strip) community service. No one wants that thing around.
Death Cab for Cutie tonight. I am excited. I am sure cute boys will be all over there.
On another note go to www.wearescientists.com This band is playing B'lo soon. The drummer is a former banker- how can you go wrong with a band like that? Seriously they are really good and I insist that you support my friends.
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Words: 158
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: guest apperances
10/14/05 09:43 - ID#22719
Special Guest Appearance
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Words: 19
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Category: weather
10/13/05 03:59 - ID#22718
I'd like it to rain some more please
On a brighter note I think my luck maybe changing (knock on wood).
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Words: 53
Location: Jersey City, NJ
10/11/05 10:18 - ID#22717
So far so good
Well now I am at work, my dry cleaning dropped off, sitting at my desk. So far so good.
Apparently Jamies sausages are a hit. I guess you really can't go wrong combining soul with sausage.
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Words: 93
Location: Jersey City, NJ
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